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Dude, if you're smokin' out of a hole in your neck...

stateoflove79stateoflove79 Posts: 2,845
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I'd think about quittin'.

Gotta love Bill Hicks.
Is it so wrong to think that love can keep us safe?
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    ...that means you weren't a quitter?
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    stateoflove79 wrote:
    I'd think about quittin'.

    Gotta love Bill Hicks.

    :D Well Bill, if you quit smoking you'll get your sense of smell back.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • stateoflove79stateoflove79 Posts: 2,845
    mookie9999 wrote:
    :D Well Bill, if you quit smoking you'll get your sense of smell back.
    I live in NYC, I don't want my fuckin' sense of smell back!
    Is it so wrong to think that love can keep us safe?
  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    that's rock and roll.
    d'oh!!!!!!

    http://www.myspace.com/brain_of_c
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    The world needs William Melvin Hicks. Badly.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • stateoflove79stateoflove79 Posts: 2,845
    failedpersephone wrote:
    ...that means you weren't a quitter?

    I actually did quit...just quoting a legendary comedian.
    Is it so wrong to think that love can keep us safe?
  • gleemonexgleemonex Posts: 848
    You're right. The smaller he gets, the cuter he is.
    “Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.’” - Kurt Vonnegut
  • gleemonexgleemonex Posts: 848
    Bill Hicks would indeed be great in these times. Maybe it's just me, but I think it's hilarious (and depressing) that his stuff is as relevant today as it was in 1991. Really all you have to do is replace the pop culture references like New Kids on the Block, Billy Ray Cyrus, and George Bush with Simple Plan, 50 Cent, and George W. Bush and the material has the same impact.
    “Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.’” - Kurt Vonnegut
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Some Christians grabbed me after the show and said "Hey buddy! We're Christians and we don't like what you say!"

    So I said "Well then forgive me!"
  • stateoflove79stateoflove79 Posts: 2,845
    Byrnzie wrote:
    Some Christians grabbed me after the show and said "Hey buddy! We're Christians and we don't like what you say!"

    So I said "Well then forgive me!"
    Later on when I was hanging from the tree....
    Is it so wrong to think that love can keep us safe?
  • stateoflove79stateoflove79 Posts: 2,845
    gleemonex wrote:
    Bill Hicks would indeed be great in these times. Maybe it's just me, but I think it's hilarious (and depressing) that his stuff is as relevant today as it was in 1991. Really all you have to do is replace the pop culture references like New Kids on the Block, Billy Ray Cyrus, and George Bush with Simple Plan, 50 Cent, and George W. Bush and the material has the same impact.
    It's not just you.
    Is it so wrong to think that love can keep us safe?
  • zircona1zircona1 Posts: 293
    Goatboy is here to please you.
    "As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart."—Jubilee

    "I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions." - George Carlin
  • SigEpCougarSigEpCougar Posts: 96
    "A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to see a fucking cross? Ow! Maybe that's why he hasn't shown up yet...it's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant...just thinking of John..."



    "So there, we have figured it out, go back to bed America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed America, here's American Gladiators. Here's 56 channels of it. Watch these pituitary retards bang their fuckin skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go America, you are free... to do as we tell you. You are free, to do as we tell you."
    http://www.myspace.com/sigepnader

    History is the polemics of the victor...

    LETS GO CARDINALS!
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Whatcha Readin' For?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • stateoflove79stateoflove79 Posts: 2,845
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Whatcha Readin' For?
    I guess I read for lots of reasons, but I hink one of the main ones would have to be so I don't end up a fucking waffle waitress...yeah, that'd be pretty high on the list.
    Is it so wrong to think that love can keep us safe?
  • SigEpCougarSigEpCougar Posts: 96
    "You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills.And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord."
    "Get this, I actually asked one of these guys, OK, Dinosaurs fossils - how does that fit into you scheme of life? Let me sit down and strap in. He said, "Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You believe that? "uh huh." Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be.. fuckin' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha ha." [mimes God burying fossils] "I am God, I am a prankster." "I am killing Me."
    http://www.myspace.com/sigepnader

    History is the polemics of the victor...

    LETS GO CARDINALS!
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