BIG Money Fast!

orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
edited June 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
now accepting any and all SERIOUS suggestions. Pm if your suggestion could be considered slightly "illegal."

I owe a large sum of dough by the end of this month and I've been searching the net for a solution. since all sorts of deviants hang out here, I thought maybe someone could point me in the right direction.
Jam out with your clam out.
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  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    I've won big sums of money very fast at Roulette.

    You can also lose big sums of money that way. I've been lucky though.


    How big of a sum are you looking for?
  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    I've won big sums of money very fast at Roulette.

    You can also lose big sums of money that way. I've been lucky though.


    How big of a sum are you looking for?

    yea in January i won $650 on Roulette ... I then promptly lost it all on Blackjack.

    I'm looking for $1000, but will settle for $600.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    It's illegal but I can't be bothered to PM so here it is. Any kids or people who are offended by such things, look away now.




    Sell your ass.
    :cool::p
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  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    It's illegal but I can't be bothered to PM so here it is. Any kids or people who are offended by such things, look away now.




    Sell your ass.
    :cool::p

    its a diminishing return.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    long red wrote:
    yea in January i won $650 on Roulette ... I then promptly lost it all on Blackjack.

    I'm looking for $1000, but will settle for $600.


    I'm 99% sure you're male, correct? I would suggest babysitting at night, because its under the table and quick money, but most males don't babysit.

    Do you have some shit you can sell on Craigslist? Try looking at the odd jobs on craigslist too, sometimes people need some errands ran, or help around the house.

    (I'm trying to think of legal things that would actually help you)

    Can you paint houses? A lot of people want painting done now that its summer.

    Can you temp for a temp work agency?
  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    I'm 99% sure you're male, correct? I would suggest babysitting at night, because its under the table and quick money, but most males don't babysit.

    Do you have some shit you can sell on Craigslist? Try looking at the odd jobs on craigslist too, sometimes people need some errands ran, or help around the house.

    (I'm trying to think of legal things that would actually help you)

    Can you paint houses? A lot of people want painting done now that its summer.

    Can you temp for a temp work agency?

    no one's gona hire a male babysitter, and even if the did, I know ZERO about child.

    i dont have much to sell ... some PJ poster hmmm....that might be an answer.

    and i applied to a temp agency last week and thought I landed a position. but at the last minute, they said the company went with someone else even tho i have 9 years office experience under my belt.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    what kind of trouble can a person be in for owing someone
    or a group of ppl 600-1000 bucks?

    well it depends who you are dealing with
    and how honest you are.

    i know of a true story where a dude was killed over a slice
    of cheese.
    he wanted cheese on his burger, server dude in the prison
    kitchen said, screw off, fight takes place, some dude wanting cheese
    gets killed.
    brutally simple as that.

    so the deal is,
    who do you owe, what kinda person/ppl?
    why do you owe them?
    and
    can you work with them to clear your debt?

    most logical minded ppl will work with you
    so you can get things paid off.

    i get the feeling you owe this money due to illegal activities,
    or you were stupid and blew your own money
    so you went and got a loan, then blew it on whatever.
    and now you're screwed, right?

    you gotta be honest with ppl and you have to have a set of balls.
    it's pretty clear and simple.

    back in the day i owed certain dudes alot of money, 24x7, 365 days a year.
    lived that way for a long time.
    it is the nature of that machine, the smokin industry.

    you really cannot rely on your so-called friends.
    they'll screw ya everytime.
    very few ppl will not screw you over in the illegal acts of life.
    i have a list a ppl i trust with my life all counted on 1 hand's fingers.
    no more, no less..
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    no more forever."

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  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    I've won big sums of money very fast at Roulette.

    You can also lose big sums of money that way. I've been lucky though.


    How big of a sum are you looking for?

    As an fyi ... Roulette offers some of the WORST odds in a casino for the player ... rule of thumb: the easier the game, the worse your odds are going to be.

    If you're desparate enough to go to a casino ... stick with either blackjack (if you know how to play with optimum strategy) or craps. And if you play craps, do not bet on the shite in the middle (the hokey bets with big odds). Play the pass line and the accompanying odds bet ... it eliminates nearly all the house odds ... if you don't know what I'm talking about, best you stay away form the casino all together. I mean ... you have to know EVERY bet in the casino is at the casino's favor.

    Just sayin'.
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  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    chadwick wrote:
    what kind of trouble can a person be in for owing someone
    or a group of ppl 600-1000 bucks?

    well it depends who you are dealing with
    and how honest you are.

    i know of a true story where a dude was killed over a slice
    of cheese.
    he wanted cheese on his burger, server dude in the prison
    kitchen said, screw off, fight takes place, some dude wanting cheese
    gets killed.
    brutally simple as that.

    so the deal is,
    who do you owe, what kinda person/ppl?
    why do you owe them?
    and
    can you work with them to clear your debt?

    most logical minded ppl will work with you
    so you can get things paid off.

    i get the feeling you owe this money due to illegal activities,
    or you were stupid and blew your own money
    so you went and got a loan, then blew it on whatever.
    and now you're screwed, right?

    you gotta be honest with ppl and you have to have a set of balls.
    it's pretty clear and simple.

    back in the day i owed certain dudes alot of money, 24x7, 365 days a year.
    lived that way for a long time.
    it is the nature of that machine, the smokin industry.

    you really cannot rely on your so-called friends.
    they'll screw ya everytime.
    very few ppl will not screw you over in the illegal acts of life.
    i have a list a ppl i trust with my life all counted on 1 hand's fingers.
    no more, no less..

    you're seeking way too much information. just know that i need money.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    Go sell your plasma and sperm.
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,298
    Whore yourself out to a bunch of fat chicks.
  • stickfig13stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
    get a job
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  • 3inputchick3inputchick Posts: 845
    bail bond?
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  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    bail bond?

    do you need any male services, 3inputchick?
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • upina2001upina2001 Indiana Posts: 764
    long red wrote:
    you're seeking way too much information. just know that i need money.


    although, I dont think Chadwick was asking too much info.....unless Guido is looking to bust your knee caps due to your possible illegal activities, just talk it through with the person you owe. im sure they will be willing to extend any help they can.

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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    long red wrote:
    you're seeking way too much information. just know that i need money.


    you're the boss bro
    i mean, i am assuming you're a dude

    i was only trying to understand your situation
    no harm intended and none taken..

    be well
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    What about RICH old women?

    Better yet...




    rich old fat women = time and a half. ;)
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  • sell some crack...

    is that still illegal?
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  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    long red wrote:
    now accepting any and all SERIOUS suggestions. Pm if your suggestion could be considered slightly "illegal."

    I owe a large sum of dough by the end of this month and I've been searching the net for a solution. since all sorts of deviants hang out here, I thought maybe someone could point me in the right direction.


    Pick up some bud and drive it to me. I'll pay yea. LOL :D
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    sell some crack...

    is that still illegal?
    Better just go with cocaine instead.
    You'd serve more time with crack than coke if you get caught.
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  • spatspat Posts: 644
    i passed an ad before driving home it said "MAKE $20,000-$30,000 PER MONTH!! WWW.2CLICKS2CASH.COM"

    still haven't brought myself to go to the site so i can't tell ya what lies behind that url. me thinks a scam, but go for it!
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  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    sell some crack...

    is that still illegal?

    It depends. long red, are you in the CIA?

    Also, tiny classified adds. It's complex.
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