Whoa! Rachael Ray is a dirty sex fiend!

orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
edited June 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Is it wrong that this turns me on?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/480416/pc=

make sure you wait for the money shot at the end.
Jam out with your clam out.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I didn't think those FHM shots were real until the one of her in the sink.
    Looks just like her.
    That was hysterical!
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I didn't think those FHM shots were real until the one of her in the sink.
    Looks just like her.
    That was hysterical!

    those are def real ... i remember when that pictorial came out a few years ago.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    long red wrote:
    those are def real ... i remember when that pictorial came out a few years ago.
    I would never have guessed she would have done something like that..but it is awesome!
    She is a hottie..I hear it from men all of the time.
    And she can cook...:cool:
    I think her husband is gay...seriously.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • i smell like salami but its soo worth it.
  • westsidepiewestsidepie Posts: 627
    "God, I can hardly get my hands around it."
    "It's so salty."

    The English have one too: Nigella Lawson. Listening to her talk about cooking is almost as good as sex. I have a friend who calls this type thing food porn.
    To pie I will reply
    But mr. justam
    is who I am

    "That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles

    "Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
  • HushBullHushBull Posts: 996
    I absolutely detest her in every possible way.
    She is nowhere close to being sexy, unless your standards are set pretty low.
    Here check this out, http://community.livejournal.com/rachael_ray_sux
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    "God, I can hardly get my hands around it."
    "It's so salty."

    The English have one too: Nigella Lawson. Listening to her talk about cooking is almost as good as sex. I have a friend who calls this type thing food porn.
    I have had a crush on Nigella for years...:o
    She is sex on a baking sheet.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • westsidepiewestsidepie Posts: 627
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I have had a crush on Nigella for years...:o
    She is sex on a baking sheet.

    I didn't want to say it before, but Nigella is leagues ahead of Rachel Ray. Ray is like a donut , cup coffee, a cigarette, and a quickie in the back seat of the Chevy. Nigella is a life long commitment. That woman knows how to live, and she is the most sensuous creature I have ever seen (besides my wife, she is also a life long commitment :D).
    To pie I will reply
    But mr. justam
    is who I am

    "That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles

    "Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,298
    HushBull wrote:
    I absolutely detest her in every possible way.
    She is nowhere close to being sexy, unless your standards are set pretty low.
    Here check this out, http://community.livejournal.com/rachael_ray_sux

    I'm the same. I despise the woman! She is no where near sexy. She wears waaaaay too tight of close for her pudgy body, she's annoying as hell, she's a terrible half-assed cook.
    C'mon, the shit she makes is awful.
    "Uh, ok...open a can of (whatever) and mix it with 5 pounds of cheese. Once that is done, open a can of (whatever) and mix in sausage..." "Join us next time when I should you how to make a peanut butter sandwich!"
    I'm sorry, but she sucks!!!
  • HushBullHushBull Posts: 996
    mca47 wrote:
    I'm the same. I despise the woman! She is no where near sexy. She wears waaaaay too tight of close for her pudgy body, she's annoying as hell, she's a terrible half-assed cook.
    C'mon, the shit she makes is awful.
    "Uh, ok...open a can of (whatever) and mix it with 5 pounds of cheese. Once that is done, open a can of (whatever) and mix in sausage..." "Join us next time when I should you how to make a peanut butter sandwich!"
    I'm sorry, but she sucks!!!

    Jesus Humpledinger Christ!
    "EVOO"... that alone sets me off.
    Her "healthy meals" with the aforementioned 5 pounds of cheese. Seriously, how in the hell did she become famous?
    Her utterances are grating and spastic. And one more thing, what the fuck is the deal with her tits? All perky and strangely pointed...Wretchel!!!!!!
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    HushBull wrote:
    Jesus Humpledinger Christ!
    "EVOO"... that alone sets me off.
    Her "healthy meals" with the aforementioned 5 pounds of cheese. Seriously, how in the hell did she become famous?
    Her utterances are grating and spastic. And one more thing, what the fuck is the deal with her tits? All perky and strangely pointed...Wretchel!!!!!!


    She became famous because of Oprah. Same with Dr. Phil. Once you're a friend of the big O.. you've got it made.
  • HushBullHushBull Posts: 996
    She became famous because of Oprah. Same with Dr. Phil. Once you're a friend of the big O.. you've got it made.

    Can we say, Obama?!??!
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,298
    HushBull wrote:
    Jesus Humpledinger Christ!
    "EVOO"... that alone sets me off.
    Her "healthy meals" with the aforementioned 5 pounds of cheese. Seriously, how in the hell did she become famous?
    Her utterances are grating and spastic. And one more thing, what the fuck is the deal with her tits? All perky and strangely pointed...Wretchel!!!!!!

    Hahahahaha!
  • igotid88igotid88 Posts: 28,063
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I have had a crush on Nigella for years...:o
    She is sex on a baking sheet.

    same here.
    I miss igotid88
  • stuckinlinestuckinline Posts: 3,378
    i can NOT stand rachel's voice!!!!!!!!!
    it's SO annoying!
    and when she says "yum-o"
    wtf is that?
  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    i can NOT stand rachel's voice!!!!!!!!!
    it's SO annoying!
    and when she says "yum-o"
    wtf is that?

    agreed, but i'd still love to bone her. then, in the morning, i'd let her cook me breakfast.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • intodeepintodeep Posts: 7,240
    She is okay but she is no Giada :D
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  • Nigella is kinda jiggly, which i like, but from the waist down i bet its all thunderthighs and cottage cheese.
  • intodeep wrote:
    She is okay but she is no Giada :D

    Giada, now that is a sexy cooking show host.
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,298
    intodeep wrote:
    She is okay but she is no Giada :D

    Damn right!

    That is one hot chick! Oh, and she also knows how to cook (something Rachel Ray lacks knowledge in).
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    long red wrote:
    agreed, but i'd still love to bone her. then, in the morning, i'd let her cook me breakfast.

    you are nasty boy like the janet jackson song!
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  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    iluvcats wrote:
    you are nasty boy like the janet jackson song!

    thanks, baby. oops, i mean Janet. or Ms. Jackson, cause I'm nasty.
    Jam out with your clam out.
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