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another edible virgin mary...

orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
this time in pretzel form!

http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Virgin-Mary-Pretzel_W0QQitemZ180217528954QQihZ008QQcategoryZ13768QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

whats wrong with people? look at how high the bidding has gotten! jeezus christ, are we fucking stupid?

hey rube, i just took a dump and it bares a striking resemblance to the snake in the garden of eden, I'm taking bids starting ... now!
Jam out with your clam out.
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    The description is hilarious :p
  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    and by the way ... "virgin" mary? riiiiiiiiight.

    my guess is, she got knocked by a sheep herder and needed an excuse for her husband, the ever-gullible Joseph.

    Oh, the "Holy Spirit" planted his seed in you, eh? The "Holy Spirit" was probably none other than Shepard Thomas, holder of the longest shepard staff in all of Bethlehem.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    Rygar wrote:
    The description is hilarious :p

    lol, yeah it is!

    "Think of the magic that would enlighten your soul every time you looked at The Virgin Mary Pretzel sitting on your mantle or nightstand, right next to your rosary and bible."
  • a5pja5pj Posts: 3,896
    that is crazy, next time i find some misshapen food im gonna put it up for sale...
    Wouldn't it be funny if the world ended in 2010, with lots of fire?



  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    they must be joking...
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    mmmmm....she's making me thirsty!!! :D
    I love to turn you on
  • nfanelnfanel Posts: 2,558
    am i reading that right? there are 33 bids???
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    nfanel wrote:
    am i reading that right? there are 33 bids???

    make that 34. i couldn't resist... i can't wait to eat that bitch.
  • nfanelnfanel Posts: 2,558
    singularity wrote:
    lol, yeah it is!

    "Think of the magic that would enlighten your soul every time you looked at The Virgin Mary Pretzel sitting on your mantle or nightstand, right next to your rosary and bible."
    my favorite line:
    Jesus decided to commemorate his virgin mother in a salted treat that can be yours with the highest bid
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    nfanel wrote:
    am i reading that right? there are 33 bids???

    yea but 12 of those bids are from apostles.
    I love to turn you on
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    People are fuckin morons


    I like the one in the guy's driveway I think it was an oil stain that they thought was Mary
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  • nfanelnfanel Posts: 2,558
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    yea but 12 of those bids are from apostles.
    :p
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    hey apparently they thought she was a milf

    they wanted a piece of her
    I love to turn you on
  • brainofjbbrainofjb Posts: 381
    nfanel wrote:
    my favorite line:
    Jesus decided to commemorate his virgin mother in a salted treat that can be yours with the highest bid

    I can stop laughing at that one!

    this is rediculous
    There's the moon asking to stay
    Long enough for the clouds to fly me away
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    haha, thank you for cheering me up :)

    there is still hope for me :D i wonder how much would Virgin Mary's bra cost.....or knickers? ;):D
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I was an edible Virgin Mary once...lordy that was about 19 years ago... :p
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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