Dave Attell, anyone? yeah....

beachdweller
beachdweller Posts: 1,532
edited June 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    "There's a problem in this country, and I think you know what I'm talking about...somewhere out there right now...GIRLS ARE GOING WILD. Have you seen that tape??"
  • Lizardjam
    Lizardjam Posts: 1,121
    He's hilarious. I saw him at the local improv....He needs to put out more cds!
    bugs in the way...I feel about you

    "New music, new friends. Pearl Jam."

    I like our socks. I hear we make a fine sock. I always say, You might not love our records, but I think you'll like our socks. - Stone

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    i love insomniac.....what a great idea for a show :D
  • All Those Yesterdays
    All Those Yesterdays Posts: 2,723
    His show was amazing, the guy is flat out funny.
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    I freakin love the guy .....he is hilarious! :D
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • gabers
    gabers Posts: 2,787
    He pulls no punches. If you are not easily offended, disgusted, or traumatized, then his humor is for you. I think he's great. Isn't Insomniac off the air? I haven't seen it in a while.
  • beachdweller
    beachdweller Posts: 1,532
    yeah, Insomniac is off, but the Gong Show is coming with mr Attell at the helm.

    I agree, he needs to do more cd's/albums
    "Music, for me, was fucking heroin." eV (nothing Ed has said is more true for me personally than this quote)

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  • Lizardjam
    Lizardjam Posts: 1,121
    beachdweller wrote:
    yeah, Insomniac is off, but the Gong Show is coming with mr Attell at the helm.

    I agree, he needs to do more cd's/albums


    On comedy central?
    bugs in the way...I feel about you

    "New music, new friends. Pearl Jam."

    I like our socks. I hear we make a fine sock. I always say, You might not love our records, but I think you'll like our socks. - Stone

    "This record is us speaking out in class." -EV on PJ
  • beachdweller
    beachdweller Posts: 1,532
    Lizardjam wrote:
    On comedy central?

    yes on comedy central, it starts taping this week, and showing in either late July or August.
    "Music, for me, was fucking heroin." eV (nothing Ed has said is more true for me personally than this quote)

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  • beachdweller
    beachdweller Posts: 1,532
    I don’t have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming “No, that’s not what I said!”

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    What do you do when you get caught masturbating? Well, here’s a little tip. First, look surprised. And don’t worry, you will be surprised. And then say this: “Quick get some help! My hand and my penis are fighting!”
    "Music, for me, was fucking heroin." eV (nothing Ed has said is more true for me personally than this quote)

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