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eddie predicts outcome of football game?

NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Sir, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?
Cleo McDowell: No, I didn't.
Prince Akeem: Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.
Cleo McDowell: Son.
Prince Akeem: Yes?
Cleo McDowell: If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.
Prince Akeem: Yes.


if it was said,,,too bad :)
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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izArWUVtMC4
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    LongRd. wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izArWUVtMC4


    cant watch in work ,, but its funny as shit
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Maurice: Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.


    hehe louie anderson
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I love this movie!

    "that's lovely! what is that velvet???" (i use this line! and the Louie anderson line mentioned above)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Landlord: All right, here we are. There's only one bathroom on this floor, so you're going to have to share it. We got a bit of an insect problem, but you boys from Africa are used to that. And another thing, don't use the elevator. It's a death trap. This is the place I was telling you about. It's real kcufed up. Got just one window facing a brick wall. Used to rent it to a blind man... damn shame what they did to that dog.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    OMG! Too funny!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    My favorite line is from the edited down version for tv.

    Real Dialogue:

    Stranger:Hey Fuck You!
    Akeem: YES, YES FUCK YOU TOO"


    Edited:

    Stranger: Hey, Screw You
    Akeem" Yes, Yes The Same To You Too!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    My favorite line is from the edited down version for tv.

    Real Dialogue:

    Stranger:Hey Fuck You!
    Akeem: YES, YES FUCK YOU TOO"


    Edited:

    Stranger: Hey, Screw You
    Akeem" Yes, Yes The Same To You Too!


    so much good dialogue
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    .

    FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!


    who's next? :D
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    cutback wrote:
    .

    FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!


    who's next? :D




    Clarence: Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    'lay off the drugs son'
    I love to turn you on
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    You Ain't Never Met No Martin Luther the King.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    You Ain't Never Met No Martin Luther the King.



    Clarence: I met Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. one time.
    Sweets: Man, you lyin'. You ain't never met no Martin Luther the King.


    hehe sweets
  • purple_chick79purple_chick79 Posts: 570
    Classic, just classic. I love that movie.
    Opinions are like assholes, everyones got one.

    "do gay midgets come out of the cupboard"
    ~CreedDisease~

    10/27/06
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Prince Akeem: I am Akeem.
    Lisa McDowell: It's nice to meet you, Akeem.
    Prince Akeem: I have recently been placed in charge of garbage. Do you have any that requires disposal?
    Lisa McDowell: No. It's totally empty.
    Prince Akeem: When it fills up, call me. I will take it out most urgently.
    Lisa McDowell: That's good to know.
    Prince Akeem: When you think of garbage, think of Akeem.
  • markymark550markymark550 Posts: 5,154
    Telegraph Lady: You actually want to send this?
    Semmi: Why? What is wrong? Read it to me.
    Telegraph Lady: To His Majesty, King Jaffe Joffer, The Royal Palace, Zamunda. Sire, Akeem and I have depleted our funds. Kindly send 300, 000 American dollars immediately, as we are in dire straits. Your humble servant, Semmi. [mispronounces "Semmi"]
    Semmi: Semmi [corrects her]
    Telegraph Lady: Semmi [pronounces it correctly]
    Semmi: Should I make it 400,000?
    Telegraph Lady: You think that'd be enough?
    Semmi: You are right. 500,000.
    Telegraph Lady: As long as you're asking, why not go for a cool million?
    Semmi: You do not think that would be too much?
    Telegraph Lady: Naah.
  • DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    HEY STU! YOUR RENTS DUE MOTHERFUCKER! AND DON'T BE PULLING THAT FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS BULLSHIT!

    Have no idea why I still think this is funny.
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Danimal wrote:
    HEY STU! YOUR RENTS DUE MOTHERFUCKER! AND DON'T BE PULLING THAT FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS BULLSHIT!

    Have no idea why I still think this is funny.





    Landlord: Okay, now what the KCUF do you want?
    Prince Akeem: We desire a room.
    Landlord: Look, you better not be wasting my time. You got money?
    [Semmi holds up money]
    Landlord: Come on in, gentlemen.
    Landlord: Hey Stu, your rent's due, motherf*&^##$! Now don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit on me again, you hear! Now you conscious! Every month, the same damn thang.
  • vitodacatvitodacat Posts: 475
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    Clarence: Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit

    He beat Joe Louis's ass


    *Official Marker in the Sand Fan Club Junkie*
    Member # 0003

    wont let the light escape from me
    wont let the darkness swallow me
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    vitodacat wrote:
    He beat Joe Louis's ass


    joe louis was 120 years old lol
  • vitodacatvitodacat Posts: 475
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    joe louis was 120 years old lol

    Those barbershop scenes are classics

    I also love when they go to the benefit to see Randy Watson


    *Official Marker in the Sand Fan Club Junkie*
    Member # 0003

    wont let the light escape from me
    wont let the darkness swallow me
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Rev. Brown: He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.
    Rev. Brown: If lovin' the lord is wrong, I don't want to be right.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Rev. Brown: [at Black Awareness Rally] But you know, when I look at these contestants! For the Miss Black Awareness Pageant, I feel good! I feel good, because I know there's a God somewhere! There's a God somewhere! Turn around ladies for me please! You know there's a God who sits on high and looks down low! Man cannot make it like this! Larry Flynt! Hugh Hefner! They can take the picture, but you can't make it! Only God above, the Hugh Hefner on high, can make it for ya!
    Semmi: [in audience to Akeem] Apparently these are the best women Queens has to offer. Pick one and let's go home.
    Prince Akeem: Be patient, my friend.
    Rev. Brown: Do you love Him? Do you feel joy? Say "Joy"!
    Prince Akeem: Joy!
    Rev. Brown: Joy! Can I get an "Ahe-men"? Don't be ashamed to call His name!
    Awareness Woman: Yes, Lord!
    Rev. Brown: Only God can give that woman the kind of joy she has right there! Make a joyful noise unto the Lord!
    Prince Akeem: I am very happy to be here!
    Rev. Brown: Amen! Yes, sir! Can I get an "Amen"? Ha! Ha! I don't know you what you come to do, but *I* come to praise the name! Lord, Lord!
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    vitodacat wrote:
    Those barbershop scenes are classics

    I also love when they go to the benefit to see Randy Watson


    randy watson and SEXUAL CHOCLATE
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoS8j9eNMZU
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cutback wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoS8j9eNMZU
    The What's Goin Down Episode of That's My Momma! :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    King Jaffe Joffer: Time does fly fast, my son. It seems only yesterday I ordered your first diaper changed. Now you're a man about to be married. She will give you much pleasure, don't you think?

    Prince Akeem: I'm not sure if I'm ready.


    King Jaffe Joffer: Son, I know we never talked about this. I always assumed you had sex with your bathers. I know I do.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    By far, this movie is in my top five favorite comedies of all time!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
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