Larry's Tatoo
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Larry gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says,
"Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was getting a tattoo."
''A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she asked, shaking her head in disgust.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, last, instead of you going out shopping,
you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering in Room 233 at the local hospital
MIGHT BE OLD BUT STILL FUNNY
"Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was getting a tattoo."
''A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she asked, shaking her head in disgust.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, last, instead of you going out shopping,
you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering in Room 233 at the local hospital
MIGHT BE OLD BUT STILL FUNNY
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Brightening my day and cracking me up as usual!!!
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at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted
three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the
figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie.
The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble
interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for
over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of
black men in a predominately white, patriarchal society.
"In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink
willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression
experienced by gay men in contemporary society". After the curator
left, an Irishman, approached the couple and said,
"Would you like to know what the painting is really about"?
"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of
the gallery"? asked the couple.
"Because I'm the guy who painted it", he replied.
"In fact, there are no black men depicted at all. They're just three
Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch".
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