my gf is asking me to sleep out on sat

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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    josevolution wrote:
    hey do you need any side kicks ,llo ablo espanol works pretty good with drunk chicks ..:D


    well if this all goes down ill drop my details about sat night


    my gf is scared abit now,, once she heard i was gonna go to the bar up in hicksville,,not (long island )

    she knows the girls are bored and lonely up there ;)


    but ill know by friday i hope ,,,if not i aint leaving my crib
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    mookie9999 wrote:
    All three of us will go over, do a little Three Amigos skit, and start drawing loofas!! ;)
    tsk tsk

    what happened mookie, oh well. nothing against your kind :p:D;)
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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    All three of us will go over, do a little Three Amigos skit, and start drawing straws.


    draw straws ur ass

    i get first pick ...and i want the best friend lol
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,844
    mookie9999 wrote:
    All three of us will go over, do a little Three Amigos skit, and start drawing straws.


    yeah that would be hilarius come now j let's us know where to meet you ...:D
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    draw straws ur ass

    i get first pick ...and i want the best friend lol

    Well that's just not right! I know Jose and your girl had some planned get together a few weeks back whilst you met with Jose's wife. So what do I get? Let me guess. The cockblocker of the group who wants to just talk and snuggle. Thanks, but I'll pass.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Well that's just not right! I know Jose and your girl had some planned get together a few weeks back whilst you met with Jose's wife. So what do I get? Let me guess. The cockblocker of the group who wants to just talk and snuggle. Thanks, but I'll pass.


    actually the 3rd is very very loose ,,, honestly
  • Nothingman54
    Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    she has her friends and cousins coming over to go out
    and she asked me if i can sleep out for the night :)lol
    so they can have room (in my apt. mind u)


    she doesnt know me very well i guess lol ;)

    sure ill stay out all night in nyc ...no problem !!!!


    STRIP CLUB!
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,844
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    well if this all goes down ill drop my details about sat night


    my gf is scared abit now,, once she heard i was gonna go to the bar up in hicksville,,not (long island )

    she knows the girls are bored and lonely up there ;)


    but ill know by friday i hope ,,,if not i aint leaving my crib

    ok let us know by friday so i can tell my wife that i'm headed out for a PJ MEET UP ;) ....me bring some happy weed ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    STRIP CLUB!


    i gotta be honest,,i was never in to them

    all u do is spend ur money and get big blue .....


    id rather go to a bar and grab me a chica
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    actually the 3rd is very very loose ,,, honestly

    Alrighty then. I guess I'll take the STD factory over the cockblock. But just this time!!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    josevolution wrote:
    ok let us know by friday so i can tell my wife that i'm headed out for a PJ MEET UP ;) ....me bring some happy weed ....

    How are you going to explain the Mariachi costume?!?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Alrighty then. I guess I'll take the STD factory over the cockblock. But just this time!!!


    lol std factory ,, i hope not :eek:

    but sometimes ya gotta roll the dice cmon snake eyes
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    How are you going to explain the Mariachi costume?!?


    those are his pajamas ..not a problem
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    lol std factory ,, i hope not :eek:

    but sometimes ya gotta roll the dice cmon snake eyes

    "C'mon give a nice girl with a personality, give it to me. Oh shit. Buck toothed cross-eyed bitch. Give me the dice back. Alright give me something good. Shit. Herpies. I crapped out" Eddie Murphy Raw.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,844
    mookie9999 wrote:
    How are you going to explain the Mariachi costume?!?

    i will tell her i took a 2nd job at don juan's restaurant serenating drunken american chicks ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    josevolution wrote:
    i will tell her i took a 2nd job at don juan's restaurant serenating drunken american chicks ...

    Well as long as you have a plan.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    "C'mon give a nice girl with a personality, give it to me. Oh shit. Buck toothed cross-eyed bitch. Give me the dice back. Alright give me something good. Shit. Herpies. I crapped out" Eddie Murphy Raw.


    well if u dont mind alittle beer belly this girl is straight and easy :eek:
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    josevolution wrote:
    i will tell her i took a 2nd job at don juan's restaurant serenating drunken american chicks ...



    naked gun lol besime ...
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    well if u dont mind alittle beer belly this girl is straight and easy :eek:

    General room of thumb for me, her belly can't be bigger than mine nor can she bench press more than me. Otherwise, all is good. My gf always asks how do you have so much to say about PJ! If she only knew!!! :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    my general rule of thumb: if her cantalopes touch the wall before her nose, she passes ;)
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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