ok xmas joke time

NY PJ1

a mother takes her young boy to see santa
this kid is very bad and foul mouthed

so he sits on santa's lap and says
" i want a kcufing play-station for my bedroom"
"i want a kcufing swing set for the yard"
ans "i want a kcufing basketball for under the tree"

the mother here's this and gives the kid a slap or 2
then goes home and tells her husband what happened

the father says "oh yeah" "ill fix him and then proceedsto place
a pile of shit in his bedroom and under the tree and in the back yard

xmas morning comes and the kid wakes up to find a pile of shit in the bedroom,,he is confused
he goes downstairs and their is a pile of shit under the tree
now he is very confused
then he goes to the yard and sees another pile of shit

as he is looking at the shit his friend from next door yells over
"hey what did u get for xmas"

and....the kid says "I THINK I GOT A KCUFING HORSE,BUT I CANT FIND IT "



HAHAHAHHA

in_hiding79

hehehehee

LOL

NICE

One Song Glory

Haha, I have one that's not Chrismasy but still kinda similar in a way. Keep in mind that a six-year-old told me this which made it funnier than it really is...although in less words, haha.

A man has two sons, one who is really happy and hyper all the time and one who is always sad and sulky. So he decides to try and fix them or make them normal.
He puts the optimistic kid in a room filled with shit, gives him a shovel and tells him to have the place cleaned in an hour. He locks him in.
Then he goes back and locks the pessimistic depressed kid in a room filled with wrapped gifts and tells him that they're all for him and to go crazy.
He comes back in an hour and the kid is sitting on the floor crying and the presents haven't been touched. He asks why he didn't open the presents and he says that he was afraid he wouldn't like them or he would already have some of them or that they wouldn't work, etc, etc.
He gives up on the sad kid and goes to check on the overly happy one. He opens the door to the room he's in and gets hit in the face with a pile of shit. He looks around and his kid is shoveling the shit into a neat pile quickly and with a big smile on his face. He seems perfectly content. Completely confused for the second time, he asks why the kid is so happy about being locked in a room full of shit. The boy says to him, "You always gotta look on the bright side, Dad. With all this poo, there must be a pony under here somewhere!"

FoxyRedLa

Q. What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

A. The Christmas alphabet has no L.