'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
i teach the lottery each day in my math class and i give them wonderful odds of winning. all of my students now understand that failure is often 100%.
i forget where i read this but i like it...."the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math." but i still buy a ticket 2-3 times a year.....i am a hippo-crate.
live and let live...unless it violates the pearligious doctrine.
i teach the lottery each day in my math class and i give them wonderful odds of winning. all of my students now understand that failure is often 100%.
i forget where i read this but i like it...."the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math." but i still buy a ticket 2-3 times a year.....i am a hippo-crate.
yea it is for the most part
i did the math recently and i figure ive lost between $65,000-$80,000
in my life
but its an addiction
and somebody is gonna win it
$150....not bad... I was gonna say 50 cents or a free ticket
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
that mega ball was so close you could almost sniff it eh?
the lottery is a bugger, but i play it every week in the miniscule hope i win something... i've not even won a £10 in about 2 years... thats 3 fucking numbers out of 6 just!!!! :mad:
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
that mega ball was so close you could almost sniff it eh?
the lottery is a bugger, but i play it every week in the miniscule hope i win something... i've not even won a £10 in about 2 years... thats 3 fucking numbers out of 6 just!!!! :mad:
wow.......you are a loser.
live and let live...unless it violates the pearligious doctrine.
that mega ball was so close you could almost sniff it eh?
the lottery is a bugger, but i play it every week in the miniscule hope i win something... i've not even won a £10 in about 2 years... thats 3 fucking numbers out of 6 just!!!! :mad:
although 150 bucks is like 50cents in this situation
Therein lies the rub. If you don't win you get Jack Schittt!
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
so you have spent about 4600.00 dollars a year on the lottery...that is not bad. i mean, you would have spent that money on something else right? it is not like you were interested in investments or savings, so you did what you wanted to do with the money.
i could never spend that much though...my hobbies are somewhat expensive.
live and let live...unless it violates the pearligious doctrine.
so you have spent about 4600.00 dollars a year on the lottery...that is not bad. i mean, you would have spent that money on something else right? it is not like you were interested in investments or savings, so you did what you wanted to do with the money.
i could never spend that much though...my hobbies are somewhat expensive.
yea give or take
this includes the regular daily numbers as well as mega millions and lotto
i guess it could be worse
i teach the lottery each day in my math class and i give them wonderful odds of winning. all of my students now understand that failure is often 100%.
i forget where i read this but i like it...."the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math." but i still buy a ticket 2-3 times a year.....i am a hippo-crate.
I've always used the phrase that the lottery was a tax on stupid people. Kinda the same thing you're saying.
The only people we should try to get even with...
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
i teach the lottery each day in my math class and i give them wonderful odds of winning. all of my students now understand that failure is often 100%.
i forget where i read this but i like it...."the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math." but i still buy a ticket 2-3 times a year.....i am a hippo-crate.
love it!
however, we have a yearly subscription to the lotto and i just don't care. i do buy the whole 'hey, ya never know'....line. SOMEone wins on occasion. it could be me.
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put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
thats a good analogy lol
Awesome!
Congrats.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
yea whoopie ,, only missed out on 97mil lol
but thanx
que? lol
i forget where i read this but i like it...."the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math." but i still buy a ticket 2-3 times a year.....i am a hippo-crate.
yea it is for the most part
i did the math recently and i figure ive lost between $65,000-$80,000
in my life
but its an addiction
and somebody is gonna win it
ahhhhhhhhh yes
well friday it is up to $137 mil so ill be able to lend u some
150 frickin bucks cyn ,, u believe that shit ? well more for me to win on friday
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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do they even tell you how many tickets were sold, or give an estimate to how many tickets were sold.
thats a shame chief
that mega ball was so close you could almost sniff it eh?
the lottery is a bugger, but i play it every week in the miniscule hope i win something... i've not even won a £10 in about 2 years... thats 3 fucking numbers out of 6 just!!!! :mad:
free ticket???????? i had 2/3 of the numbers...
although 150 bucks is like 50cents in this situation
no, not that i know of
but yea i know the math in my head,,and it makes me sick lol
almost dunk almost
Therein lies the rub. If you don't win you get Jack Schittt!
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
(\__/)
( o.O)
(")_(")
15 years or so
i could never spend that much though...my hobbies are somewhat expensive.
yea give or take
this includes the regular daily numbers as well as mega millions and lotto
i guess it could be worse
tickets bought already
in fact i went to the store to play and i then remebered to check the past tickets lol
I've always used the phrase that the lottery was a tax on stupid people. Kinda the same thing you're saying.
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
love it!
however, we have a yearly subscription to the lotto and i just don't care.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow