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It's So EASY to Join!

LiteTheMatchLiteTheMatch Posts: 1,208
edited October 2008 in A Moving Train
http://www.tarvu.com/
A child's rhyme stuck in my head...
It said "Life is nothing but a dream."
I've spent so many years in question
To find I'd known this all along.
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  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    warning...may cause ongoing insanity...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • LiteTheMatchLiteTheMatch Posts: 1,208
    * Tarvu is our Lord God
    * There are two universes
    * The Tarvunty is the Holy Book
    * We should all "be nice"
    * Men and women are equal (to each other)
    * Tarvu's Prayer should be said every day
    * Octopuses are holy creatures
    * Everyone has an invisible guardian from Universe A.
    A child's rhyme stuck in my head...
    It said "Life is nothing but a dream."
    I've spent so many years in question
    To find I'd known this all along.
  • LiteTheMatchLiteTheMatch Posts: 1,208
    When Tarvu landed in the oceans as a baby boy, he was rescued by an octopus, named Oobu. Oobu and his family cared for the baby Lord, taught him how to swim (Tarvu was excellent at backstroke) and fed him barnacles and squid ink. They also taught him how to speak Octish, the language of octopuses. Without Oobu, Tarvu may well have perished, although, since he was the Almighty, this may not have happened.
    A child's rhyme stuck in my head...
    It said "Life is nothing but a dream."
    I've spent so many years in question
    To find I'd known this all along.
  • PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    Seems on par with other religious mythology.
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • jeffbrjeffbr Seattle Posts: 7,177
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    Seems on par with other religious mythology.

    +1

    Just as wacky as some of the tales I've heard from more "mainstream" organizations.

    I can't join this religion, though, because I love ordering tako at sushi places. Mmmmm.
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • YieldInHidingYieldInHiding Posts: 1,841
    All hail the almighty Yamcumber.
    No longer overwhelmed it seems so simple now.
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