What Wall Street Traders are doing while waiting for the Bailout Package
Black Diamond
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Song Parodies :eek:
Paulson, do you think they'll pass the Bill?
Paulson, in a year will you be there still?
Paulson, do you think they'll try to ban my shorts?
Paulson, am I hoarding all my cash for naught?
Paulson, should I blame the President?
Paulson, should I trust the government?
Paulson, will they put me in the firing line?
HR on the phone, am I out of time?
Hush now trader-boy, don't you cry
Shelby's gonna make all of your nightmares come true Boehner's gonna put all of his fears into you Paulson's gonna keep you right here under his wing He won't let you short, and he will make it sting Paulson will keep trader-boy cozy and warm Oooo Hank Oooo Hank Ooo Hank, are you gonna get them to stem the fall
Paulson, do you think it's big enough to work?
Paulson, do you think that Shelby's a jerk?
Paulson will Congress tear my 401k apart?
Shelby, will you break my heart?
Hush now trader-boy don't you cry
Cox is going to pull all of your borrows on you Hank won't let anyone's subprime get through Cuomo's gonna check up to see if you fib Cuomo will always find out where the money is hid Paulson gonna keep Fins healthy and clean Oooo Hank Oooo Hank Ooo Hank you'll always be a friend to me
Paulson, did the amount need to be so high?
Paulson, do you think they'll pass the Bill?
Paulson, in a year will you be there still?
Paulson, do you think they'll try to ban my shorts?
Paulson, am I hoarding all my cash for naught?
Paulson, should I blame the President?
Paulson, should I trust the government?
Paulson, will they put me in the firing line?
HR on the phone, am I out of time?
Hush now trader-boy, don't you cry
Shelby's gonna make all of your nightmares come true Boehner's gonna put all of his fears into you Paulson's gonna keep you right here under his wing He won't let you short, and he will make it sting Paulson will keep trader-boy cozy and warm Oooo Hank Oooo Hank Ooo Hank, are you gonna get them to stem the fall
Paulson, do you think it's big enough to work?
Paulson, do you think that Shelby's a jerk?
Paulson will Congress tear my 401k apart?
Shelby, will you break my heart?
Hush now trader-boy don't you cry
Cox is going to pull all of your borrows on you Hank won't let anyone's subprime get through Cuomo's gonna check up to see if you fib Cuomo will always find out where the money is hid Paulson gonna keep Fins healthy and clean Oooo Hank Oooo Hank Ooo Hank you'll always be a friend to me
Paulson, did the amount need to be so high?
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