I'm extremely offended that you didn't qualify that with "Not that there's anything wrong with that." You have no idea what my people have been through.
I'm extremely offended that you didn't qualify that with "Not that there's anything wrong with that." You have no idea what my people have been through.
i had to stick to my guns that obama shouldn't say it so i shouldn't either ...
I'm extremely offended that you didn't qualify that with "Not that there's anything wrong with that." You have no idea what my people have been through.
ok, fine guys. i do have a sens of humor you know. i think I had a valid point, but please, continue....
"An investment in knowledge pays the best interest."
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
#14 Having Black Friends
January 21, 2008 by clander
From guest contributor Kristen Warner
Since we are on the verge of electing a black president, it seems important to explain why white people want black friends. Every white person wants a black friend like Barack: good-looking, well-spoken, and non-violent. Obviously, whites want black friends so as not to appear racist (see earlier Obama post). However, if we dig deeper what we notice about white people is not if they have black friends but in fact, how many black friends they have. White people like numbers. They like to count things like stars in the sky and the death toll at Mt. Everest and the number of times they’ve seen Tori Amos and/or Phish in concert. Counting the number of black friends is then clearly a divine imperative. The number of black friends white people possess also illustrates their comfort with black culture. Here’s a handy guide to the number system:
1—The white novice. This black friend is the gateway to helping white people understand gang signs and Vietnamese beauty supply stores. This black friend is probably the only black friend for many white people and when they all hang out (because white people hang out) they bring their “mutual” black friend with them.
2—The white black club-goer. Two black friends serve as bodyguards when white people go to black clubs to see how exactly one “pops, drops and locks” it.
3 -4—The white BET-er. See Justin Timberlake/ Robin Thicke/ Jon B for more information. For old school reference, see Michael McDonald.
ok, fine guys. i do have a sens of humor you know. i think I had a valid point, but please, continue....
Sorry, I do think you had a valid point, and I said earlier I heard Obama make exactly the same addendum to his statements you wanted. But as that Fanch character so helpfully pointed out, we whiteys do loves us some irony.
You have to admit though, that this thread has gotten pretty damned hilarious. It's better that devolving into the shouting/cursing matches these things have a tendency to sink to.
Nope, he's not black, actually he is as we in Latin America like to say "café con leche" (latte) . Anyway, our polaris if of Asian descent, from Malaysia.
Nope, he's not black, actually he is as we in Latin America like to say "café con leche" (latte) . Anyway, our polaris if of Asian descent, from Malaysia.
Sorry, I do think you had a valid point, and I said earlier I heard Obama make exactly the same addendum to his statements you wanted. But as that Fanch character so helpfully pointed out, we whiteys do loves us some irony.
You have to admit though, that this thread has gotten pretty damned hilarious. It's better that devolving into the shouting/cursing matches these things have a tendency to sink to.
yeah, i've been getting so worked up over politics lately, i forgot to stop and take a breath.
"An investment in knowledge pays the best interest."
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Stuff White People Like
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada
February 24, 2008 by clander
Often times, white people get frustrated with the state of their country. They do not like the President, or Congress, or the health care system, or the illegal status of Marijuana. Whenever they are presented with a situation that seems unreasonable to them, their first instinct is to threaten to move to Canada.
For example, if you are watching TV with white people and there is a piece on the news about that they do not agree with, they are likely to declare “ok, that’s it, I’m moving to Canada.”
Though they will never actually move to Canada, the act of declaring that they are willing to undertake the journey is very symbolic in white culture. It shows that their dedication to their lifestyle and beliefs are so strong, that they would consider packing up their entire lives and moving to a country that is only slightly different to the one they live in now.
Within white culture, it is agreed upon that if Canada had better weather it would be a perfect place.
Being aware that this information can be used quite easily to gain the trust of white people. Whenever they say, “I’m moving to Canada,” you must immediately respond with “I have relatives in Canada.”
They will then expect you to tell them about how Canada has a perfect healthcare system, legalized everything, and no crime. Though not true, it will reassure them that they are making the right choice by saying they want to move there.
But be warned, they will reference you in future conversations and possibly call on you to settle disputes about Canadian tax rates. So use this advice only if you plan to do some basic research.
Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe.
Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere.
already read this, and I do it all the time, lol. Although I'm not white.
still, fanch, you did make this thread pretty amazing with your replies, lol.
Yes not all muslims are terrorists ,only a racist would think that.you must judge person by person ,not a entire group as awhole.But the neo-Cons seem to think all muslims hate us or are terrorists,simply not true.bUSH denied a muslime a trail & throw him in prison forever.
You can't say that is completely the fault of the American people though can you? If Canada were attacked by Muslim extremists, wouldn't you be just a tad bit leery of one running your country?
so i see your educated ass is drinking the sand because you dont know the difference.
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odds are that i'm not white! ... over 50% of toronto is made up of visible minorities!!
some peeps have met me from this site - they can verify my non-whiteness!
i had to stick to my guns that obama shouldn't say it so i shouldn't either ...
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Ben Franklin
Cool ... I'll look you up the next time I am in TO, BTW.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/21/14-having-black-friends/
Stuff White People Like
#14 Having Black Friends
January 21, 2008 by clander
From guest contributor Kristen Warner
Since we are on the verge of electing a black president, it seems important to explain why white people want black friends. Every white person wants a black friend like Barack: good-looking, well-spoken, and non-violent. Obviously, whites want black friends so as not to appear racist (see earlier Obama post). However, if we dig deeper what we notice about white people is not if they have black friends but in fact, how many black friends they have. White people like numbers. They like to count things like stars in the sky and the death toll at Mt. Everest and the number of times they’ve seen Tori Amos and/or Phish in concert. Counting the number of black friends is then clearly a divine imperative. The number of black friends white people possess also illustrates their comfort with black culture. Here’s a handy guide to the number system:
1—The white novice. This black friend is the gateway to helping white people understand gang signs and Vietnamese beauty supply stores. This black friend is probably the only black friend for many white people and when they all hang out (because white people hang out) they bring their “mutual” black friend with them.
2—The white black club-goer. Two black friends serve as bodyguards when white people go to black clubs to see how exactly one “pops, drops and locks” it.
3 -4—The white BET-er. See Justin Timberlake/ Robin Thicke/ Jon B for more information. For old school reference, see Michael McDonald.
5 and up—Impossible.
No? Hmmm ...
Yep ... Gotta go, bye ...
You have to admit though, that this thread has gotten pretty damned hilarious. It's better that devolving into the shouting/cursing matches these things have a tendency to sink to.
i ain't black either ... yo ...
Nope, he's not black, actually he is as we in Latin America like to say "café con leche" (latte)
Keep on discussing
http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=brack-people.jpg&category=Toiletries&date=2005-05-10
will be waiting for the israel sucks thread ...
Then you ain't shit
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Ben Franklin
still, fanch, you did make this thread pretty amazing with your replies, lol.