Where the f*ck is Dick?

sweetpotato
sweetpotato Posts: 1,278
edited August 2008 in A Moving Train
Not that I miss him, believe me. But has anyone else noticed that the VP had gone AWOL? Or is he working on something on the QT? Maybe with the FBI or the CIA? Is it a party for George, perhaps a BYOB? I guess they're operating on an NTK (need to know) basis. :p

Or, maybe he's just dead. >sigh< A girl can dream.

RIP!
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Just another tragic story of someone not getting enough Dick (Cheney)
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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  • sweetpotato
    sweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    Just another tragic story of someone not getting enough Dick (Cheney)

    RED ALERT! Roland posted something that sweetpotato thinks is funny! ;)
    "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

    "Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

    "i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
    ~ed, 8/7
  • MrBrian
    MrBrian Posts: 2,672
    cryogenically frozen perhaps? Waiting for the right time to return.
  • Kann
    Kann Posts: 1,146
    MrBrian wrote:
    cryogenically frozen perhaps? Waiting for the right time to return.
    That reminds me of something
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    sweetpotato wrote:
    RED ALERT! Roland posted something that sweetpotato thinks is funny! ;)


    I could loan you mine for an hour...but it would render you unconscious...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • sweetpotato
    sweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I could loan you mine for an hour...but it would render you unconscious...

    :rolleyes:

    you WISH.

    :D


    but seriously, has anyone seen him?? it's like he's disappeared. maybe he's in an underground bunker with his cohort in evil, rove, cooking up some new batch of creamy bullshit to spoonfeed to the american public right before election day. can anyone say, "barack obama is actually IRANIAN? and he had an affair with osama bin laden's sister's neice's grandmother's daughter? AND he eats sushi... isn't that almost sorta like korean food? this guy is the axis of evil, personified!!!"
    "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

    "Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

    "i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
    ~ed, 8/7
  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    I actually like Dick Cheney...

    he is the only man in the world that can make Bush and his comments look measured, stable, and diplomatic :D
  • greenledbetter
    greenledbetter Posts: 9
    So this thread reminded me of the infamous video of Cheney blathering on about hurricane response when this guy shouts out "Go f**k yourself, Mr. Cheney" on the video.

    It is gone.

    Every link now errors out.

    Someday it will be disputed that it ever happened. History will be rewritten.

    Someone prove me wrong. Post a link.
    I'm starting to believe that this hopeless situation is what I'm trying to achieve.....
  • THC
    THC Posts: 525
    i believe he is vacationing in hell...
    “Kept in a small bowl, the goldfish will remain small. With more space, the fish can grow double, triple, or quadruple its size.”
    -Big Fish
  • Its Evolution Baby
    Its Evolution Baby Posts: 849
    greenledbetter wrote:
    So this thread reminded me of the infamous video of Cheney blathering on about hurricane response when this guy shouts out "Go f**k yourself, Mr. Cheney" on the video.

    It is gone.

    Every link now errors out.

    Someday it will be disputed that it ever happened. History will be rewritten.

    Someone prove me wrong. Post a link.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3SemYQH-8o
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    my2hands wrote:
    I actually like Dick Cheney...

    he is the only man in the world that can make Bush and his comments look measured, stable, and diplomatic :D


    fess up....you have a thing for bad boy type older men that can spend a lot of money on you
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    sweetpotato wrote:
    :rolleyes:

    you WISH.

    :D


    but seriously, has anyone seen him?? it's like he's disappeared. maybe he's in an underground bunker with his cohort in evil, rove, cooking up some new batch of creamy bullshit to spoonfeed to the american public right before election day. can anyone say, "barack obama is actually IRANIAN? and he had an affair with osama bin laden's sister's neice's grandmother's daughter? AND he eats sushi... isn't that almost sorta like korean food? this guy is the axis of evil, personified!!!"

    He's slithering under a rock in a cave somewhere somewhere stroking his precious....

    He might ask Osama for a good hiding place...he's going to need it.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    why censor Fuck but leave Dick unadulterated?

    98.3% of all gay men like Dick... the other 6% like felching
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    dunkman wrote:
    why censor Fuck but leave Dick unadulterated?

    98.3% of all gay men like Dick... the other 6% like felching

    It's my take the OP and one other self proclaimed poster in this thread ( :D ) absolutely love Dick...in all available forms...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    It's my take the OP and one other self proclaimed poster in this thread ( :D ) absolutely love Dick...in all available forms...

    :D

    nobody liked the movie Dick Tracy though? did they?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    dunkman wrote:
    :D

    nobody liked the movie Dick Tracy though? did they?


    haha

    True...true...

    :D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")

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