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ACLU Nativity scene

Uncle TeddyUncle Teddy Posts: 28
edited December 2006 in A Moving Train
Mary and Joseph: Gary and Joseph
No Jesus: no religion allowed
Three Wise Men: Lenin, Marx, Stalin
Shepherd: Muslim terrorist
Angel: Nancy Pelosi
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  • John BudgeJohn Budge Posts: 259
    That's really funny!! Please post more. You're a genius!
  • bootlegger10bootlegger10 Posts: 15,946
    John Budge wrote:
    That's really funny!! Please post more. You're a genius!

    I don't think he was going for humor there. I think it was from a leaked ACLU memo.
  • Uncle TeddyUncle Teddy Posts: 28
    Thank you. More on the way.
  • Vedderlution_BabyVedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
    Mary and Joseph: Foley and paige
    Jesus: Haggard
    Three Wise Men: Bush (One shotgun blast), Rumsfeld (Two shotgun blasts), Cheney (With...you guessed it, shotgun in tow)
    Shepard: Rush
    Angel: Bush Sr.
  • jeffbrjeffbr Posts: 7,177
    The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that there can be no Nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this year. There was no constitutional or other legal reason for the decision. They simply could not find three wise men or a virgin in Washington. There are, however, plenty of asses to fill the stable.
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    jeffbr wrote:
    The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that there can be no Nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this year. There was no constitutional or other legal reason for the decision. They simply could not find three wise men or a virgin in Washington. There are, however, plenty of asses to fill the stable.
    Now that's funny.:)
  • Soldier Of Love 44Soldier Of Love 44 Posts: 108
    jeffbr wrote:
    The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that there can be no Nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this year. There was no constitutional or other legal reason for the decision. They simply could not find three wise men or a virgin in Washington. There are, however, plenty of asses to fill the stable.


    hahaha
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    jeffbr wrote:
    The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that there can be no Nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this year. There was no constitutional or other legal reason for the decision. They simply could not find three wise men or a virgin in Washington. There are, however, plenty of asses to fill the stable.
    ...
    THAT... is humor.
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Vedderlution_Baby! wrote:
    Mary and Joseph: Foley and paige
    Jesus: Haggard
    Three Wise Men: Bush (One shotgun blast), Rumsfeld (Two shotgun blasts), Cheney (With...you guessed it, shotgun in tow)
    Shepard: Rush
    Angel: Bush Sr.

    actually, the wise men would be rummy, cheney, and rove, the puppetmasters.

    the sheperd would be bush... the "humble" who talks to god.

    the angel is reagan of course.
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    Mary and Joseph: bush and dick
    Jesus: regan
    Three Wise Men: rummy,libby,rove
    Shepherd: ann coulter
    Angel: bill o'reilly
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • miller8966miller8966 Posts: 1,450
    Mary and Joseph: Nancy Pelosi and Obama
    Jesus: Bill Clinton
    Three Wise Men: Al Gore ,John Kerry, Howard Dean
    Shepherd:Ted Kennedy
    Angel: Noam Chomsky
    America...the greatest Country in the world.
  • The IllinoisemakersThe Illinoisemakers Posts: 461
    miller8966 wrote:
    Mary and Joseph: Nancy Pelosi and Obama
    Jesus: Bill Clinton
    Three Wise Men: Al Gore ,John Kerry, Howard Dean
    Shepherd:Ted Kennedy
    Angel: Noam Chomsky

    That sounds like a nativity scene from hell.
  • TeslarockerTeslarocker Posts: 123
    I don't know why people bash the Aclu. The Aclu is right about every single issue
  • bootlegger10bootlegger10 Posts: 15,946
    Teslarocker wrote:
    I don't know why people bash the Aclu. The Aclu is right about every single issue

    hahaha
  • robbierobbie Posts: 883
    my nativity scene



    Mary - any female guest on the Maury show... gets knocked up from someone other than her husband and blames it on non existent third party.
    but if we are in need of a celebrity lets go with Courtney love.


    Joseph - i cant think of anyone alive today stupid enough to have a pregnant wife he never slept with and believe her story about holy intervention......lets go with the brother from "my name is earl"


    baby Jesus- Santa, Easter bunny, tooth fairy, compassionate conservative, peter pan, you pick the mythical figure.... any will do.


    three wise men - Oprah, Santa, & Hugo Chavez... who else comes baring gifts?


    angel- see baby Jesus
  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    jeffbr wrote:
    The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that there can be no Nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this year. There was no constitutional or other legal reason for the decision. They simply could not find three wise men or a virgin in Washington. There are, however, plenty of asses to fill the stable.

    THATS BRILLIANT
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • TeslarockerTeslarocker Posts: 123
    If you don't like the Aclu, I guess you like it when the government takes away your freedom. But I, for one, don't
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