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sometimes i don't know what to think of this place

gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
edited April 2007 in A Moving Train
so, in five drunken minutes, i came up with this:

For those of you who like things standardized.

Technically, athiests don't believe in One God.
Creationism, apparently,
is something those Bible people thought up of.
Evolution is a science term that Darwin intended for the evolutionary.
Revolution is a political term intended for the Revolutionary.
Anarchists are mean dirty bastards.



the Myths continue...
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  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    Ok, not very creative.

    off to the poetry forum...
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  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    gue_barium wrote:
    Ok, not very creative.

    off to the poetry forum...

    maybe try sobering up before you hit your keyboard?
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    I think what gue meant to say was

    In eine Schussel geben
    Butter einruhren
    Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und
    Den Teig verkneten

    Augenballgrosse Stucke vom Teig formen
    Im Staubzucker walzen und
    Sagt die Zauberworter
    Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

    Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
    Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen
    und KEINE EIER!
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    i gather speed...
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  • moeaholicmoeaholic Posts: 535
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I think what gue meant to say was

    In eine Schussel geben
    Butter einruhren
    Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und
    Den Teig verkneten

    Augenballgrosse Stucke vom Teig formen
    Im Staubzucker walzen und
    Sagt die Zauberworter
    Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

    Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
    Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen
    und KEINE EIER!

    well, at least you're a tool fan.
    "PC Load Letter?! What the fuck does that mean?"
    ~Michael Bolton
  • Innocent_BystanderInnocent_Bystander Posts: 615
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I think what gue meant to say was

    In eine Schussel geben
    Butter einruhren
    Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und
    Den Teig verkneten

    Augenballgrosse Stucke vom Teig formen
    Im Staubzucker walzen und
    Sagt die Zauberworter
    Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

    Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
    Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen
    und KEINE EIER!
    Mmmm, Turkish Hash
    Life reveals what is dealt through seasons
    Circle comes around each time
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Baby,
    life's what you make it
    Can't escape it

    Baby,
    yesterday's favourite
    Don't you hate it

    (Everything's All RIght)
    life's what you make it
    (Everything's All RIght)

    Baby,
    life's what you make it
    Don't backdate it

    Baby,
    Don't try to shade it
    Beauty is naked

    (Everything's all right)
    life's what you make it
    (Everything's all right)
    Life's What You Make It


    (Instrumental)


    Baby,
    life's what you make it
    Celebrate it
    Anticipate it
    Yesterday's faded
    Nothing can change it
    Life's what you make it

    (Everything's all right)
    life's what you make it
    (Everything's all right)
    Life's What You Make It
    (Everything's all right)
    yeah yeah
    (Everything's all right)


    :cool:
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    gue_barium wrote:
    i gather speed...

    Are you? Gathering speed?
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    gue_barium wrote:
    so, in five drunken minutes, i came up with this:

    For those of you who like things standardized.

    Technically, athiests don't believe in One God.
    Creationism, apparently,
    is something those Bible people thought up of.
    Evolution is a science term that Darwin intended for the evolutionary.
    Revolution is a political term intended for the Revolutionary.
    Anarchists are mean dirty bastards.



    the Myths continue...

    yeah whatever... you think too much... if you continue to think i'll punch you on the cock... yes i'm drunk and yes i'm eating raw haggis :)

    now i have english babies to slay.. if you'll excuse me :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah whatever... you think too much... if you continue to think i'll punch you on the cock... yes i'm drunk and yes i'm eating raw haggis :)

    now i have english babies to slay.. if you'll excuse me :)

    LOL! :D
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • Sonja_SSonja_S Vienna Posts: 444
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I think what gue meant to say was

    In eine Schussel geben
    Butter einruhren
    Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und
    Den Teig verkneten

    Augenballgrosse Stucke vom Teig formen
    Im Staubzucker walzen und
    Sagt die Zauberworter
    Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

    Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
    Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen
    und KEINE EIER!

    you should buy some ö, ä and ü s ;)
    You can tell a man from what he has to say - Neil & Tim Finn
    They love you so badly for sharing their sorrow, so pick up that guitar and go break a heart - Kris Kristofferson
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    sometimes i don't know what to think of most.....period. lucvkily, i let the thought pass, move on, and just keep on keeping on. if i thought about it all too much, especially people, i'd just stop altogether. instread, i just soldier on, somehow hold onto my optimisim...and that's that. i get burned on it, but many times, i am pleasantly surprised. so yea, i take the getting burnt, and enjoy the pleasant surprises. i am waiting on that b/c it's been a long while now.....
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    decides2dream wrote:
    sometimes i don't know what to think of most.....period. lucvkily, i let the thought pass, move on, and just keep on keeping on. if i thought about it all too much, especially people, i'd just stop altogether. instread, i just soldier on, somehow hold onto my optimisim...and that's that. i get burned on it, but many times, i am pleasantly surprised. so yea, i take the getting burnt, and enjoy the pleasant surprises. i am waiting on that b/c it's been a long while now.....

    the surprises are worth it. :)
    d'oh!!!!!!

    http://www.myspace.com/brain_of_c
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    brain of c wrote:
    the surprises are worth it. :)


    MOST of them are, and a lot of the others simply suck. :) lately i've had a lot of the sucky kind....but i KNOW the good surprises are there, just around the corner, and absolutely...so worth it.
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • kenny olavkenny olav Posts: 3,319
    Whaddya gonna pick? Hot Pockets!


    Jim Gaffigan: "I'm gonna die!"
  • somebodyelsessky2020somebodyelsessky2020 Posts: 1,173
    Our house is a very, very fine house
    With two cats in the yard
    Life used to be so hard
    Now everything is easy
    'Cause of you
    And our la,la,la, la,la, la, la, la, la, la, la.....

    Our house is a very, very fine house
    With two cats in the yard
    Life used to be so hard
    Now everything is easy
    'Cause of you
    Oh dear dad
    Can you see me now
    I am myself
    Like you somehow
    I'll ride the wave
    Where it takes me
    I'll hold the pain
    Release me
  • korbykorby Posts: 298
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I think what gue meant to say was

    In eine Schussel geben
    Butter einruhren
    Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und
    Den Teig verkneten

    Augenballgrosse Stucke vom Teig formen
    Im Staubzucker walzen und
    Sagt die Zauberworter
    Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

    Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
    Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen
    und KEINE EIER!

    i prefer his version
    its ok
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