Will somebody please buy me this for Christmas?

sapperskunk

I've been relatively good this year and not want but "need" one of these. Cabelas is selling them for 125 bucks and I just can't live without one. I would be the coolest guy at school no matter what.

I know I posted this earlier but it's just too funny.

http://www.blogscanada.com/blog/content/2003/10/CoyoteHat.jpg

LeilaMoonTurtle

funny how?

sapperskunk wrote:

I've been relatively good this year and not want but "need" one of these. Cabelas is selling them for 125 bucks and I just can't live without one. I would be the coolest guy at school no matter what.

I know I posted this earlier but it's just too funny.

http://www.blogscanada.com/blog/content/2003/10/CoyoteHat.jpg

sapperskunk

LeilaMoonTurtle wrote:

funny how?

You get it? It's a coyote.... but it's a hat at the same time... the applications are infinite. Ha ha!

It's just a stupid hat that rednecks would love, it's no different from a leather jacket you silly goose.

JaneNY

sapperskunk wrote:

I I would be the coolest guy at school no matter what.

http://www.blogscanada.com/blog/content/2003/10/CoyoteHat.jpg

Wearing a carcass on your head makes you cool?

soulsinging

JaneNY wrote:

Wearing a carcass on your head makes you cool?

wow, im not a big fan of sapper myself, but do you seriously not get it?

sapperskunk

soulsinging wrote:

wow, im not a big fan of sapper myself, but do you seriously not get it?

Well I like you soulsinging, and thank you for seeing the joke.

The Illinoisemakers

JaneNY wrote:

Wearing a carcass on your head makes you cool?

Hell yes it makes you cool. I'm wearing a 94 buffalo hat I bought in Russia, and I love it.

Mr. Skunk. I would love to buy this item for you, but I called Cabelas and they just sold out. Sorry.

The Illinoisemakers

sapperskunk wrote:

Well I like you soulsinging, and thank you for seeing the joke.

Don't worry if people don't see the joke. Some people just need to remove the stick that seems to be lodged in their behind area.

LeilaMoonTurtle

silly willy
I'm a turtle --no leather here.

sapperskunk wrote:

You get it? It's a coyote.... but it's a hat at the same time... the applications are infinite. Ha ha!

It's just a stupid hat that rednecks would love, it's no different from a leather jacket you silly goose.

The Illinoisemakers

LeilaMoonTurtle wrote:

silly willy
I'm a turtle --no leather here.

I'm sure we could still figure out how to make a hat out of you. Or at least a nice soup bowl.

LeilaMoonTurtle

Did I mention I'm a snapping turtle.

The Illinoisemakers wrote:

I'm sure we could still figure out how to make a hat out of you. Or at least a nice soup bowl.

The Illinoisemakers

LeilaMoonTurtle wrote:

Did I mention I'm a snapping turtle.

I ran into one of them on a golf course in Ohio. He or she was on the cart path and I was trying to move it to the grass so it didn't get run over. That thing almost chomped on one of my fingers. I was just trying to help. He sure would have made a nice bowl though.

LeilaMoonTurtle

Hey!
It was frightened people probably zooming by all day, and all it wanted was to go home.

The Illinoisemakers wrote:

I ran into one of them on a golf course in Ohio. He or she was on the cart path and I was trying to move it to the grass so it didn't get run over. That thing almost chomped on one of my fingers. I was just trying to help. He sure would have made a nice bowl though.

The Illinoisemakers

LeilaMoonTurtle wrote:

Hey!
It was frightened people probably zooming by all day, and all it wanted was to go home.

Yeah I know that's why I was trying to move him/her. It must have not understood that, because it literally reached its neck all the way out and back over its shell and tried to take a piece of my fingers. That thing really smelled bad too.

LeilaMoonTurtle

yet you wanted to make soup.

The Illinoisemakers wrote:

Yeah I know that's why I was trying to move him/her. It must have not understood that, because it literally reached its neck all the way out and back over its shell and tried to take a piece of my fingers. That thing really smelled bad too.

soulsinging

sapperskunk wrote:

Well I like you soulsinging, and thank you for seeing the joke.

i suppose i should qualify that im not a big fan of your politics, you seem ok. and anyone who can look at that picture and not laugh has my pity. cos that's just plain funny.

momofglynn

The Illinoisemakers wrote:

Yeah I know that's why I was trying to move him/her. It must have not understood that, because it literally reached its neck all the way out and back over its shell and tried to take a piece of my fingers. That thing really smelled bad too.

that's what snapping turtles do. They are nasty but cool in the same sentence. A friend of mine when I was a kid got bit by one, shattered every bone in his foot. It was crazy to see that happen being so young.

Sorry I forgot to add that I love your fucking post....I got a huge chuckle out of it. I found your humor!

LeilaMoonTurtle

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Alligator_snapping_turtle.jpg

jeffbr

The only good coyote is a dead coyote. Might as well do something useful with them.

JaneNY

soulsinging wrote:

wow, im not a big fan of sapper myself, but do you seriously not get it?

No I really don't. Is there something there besides a corpulent guy in a red shirt with a furry animal on his head?

sapperskunk

JaneNY wrote:

No I really don't. Is there something there besides a corpulent guy in a red shirt with a furry animal on his head?

Nope, that's about it.