Who am I?

BarkingDogsBarkingDogs Posts: 280
edited September 2008 in A Moving Train
I am under 45 years old,
I love the outdoors,
I hunt,
I am a Republican reformer,
I have taken on the Republican Party establishment,
I have many children,
I have a spot on the national ticket as vice president with less than
two years in the governor's office.

Who am I ?





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I am Teddy Roosevelt in 1900
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!
- Benjamin Franklin

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
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  • so you think McCain will die in office and this Teddy reference should give us confidence in Sarah Palin?
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  • Cool.

    Where did Teddy stand on the environment, on energy, the economy, and abortion?

    Because those are the 4 scariest things about Palin -- not whether she likes the outdoors or has "many" children.
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  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    do you think the issues we faced in 1900 are similar in complexity to the ones we face in 2008?

    Also, form Wikipedia ... here's what T Roosevelt did before 1900 ...

    In the 1888 presidential election, Roosevelt campaigned in the Midwest for Benjamin Harrison. President Harrison appointed Roosevelt to the United States Civil Service Commission, where he served until 1895.[27] In his term, he vigorously fought the spoilsmen and demanded the enforcement of civil service laws. In spite of Roosevelt's support for Harrison's reelection bid in the presidential election of 1892, the eventual winner, Grover Cleveland (a Bourbon Democrat), reappointed him to the same post.[citation needed]

    Roosevelt became president of the board of New York City Police Commissioners in 1895. During the two years he held this post, Roosevelt radically reformed the police department. The police force was reputed as one of the most corrupt in America. The NYPD's history division records that Roosevelt was "an iron-willed leader of unimpeachable honesty, (who) brought a reforming zeal to the New York City Police Commission in 1895."[28] Roosevelt and his fellow commissioners established new disciplinary rules, created a bicycle squad to police New York's traffic problems and standardized the use of pistols by officers.[29] Roosevelt implemented regular inspections of firearms, annual physical exams, appointed 1,600 new recruits based on their physical and mental qualifications and not on political affiliation, established meritorious service medals, and shut down corrupt police hostelries. During his tenure, a Municipal Lodging House was established by the Board of Charities, and Roosevelt required officers to register with the Board. He also had telephones installed in station houses. Always an energetic man, he made a habit of walking officers' beats late at night and early in the morning to make sure they were on duty.[30] He became caught up in public disagreements with commissioner Parker, who sought to negate or delay the promotion of many officers put forward by Roosevelt.[citation needed] As Governor of New York State before becoming Vice President in March 1901, Roosevelt signed at act replacing the Police Commissioners with a single Police Commissioner.[citation needed]


    Assistant Secretary of the Navy Roosevelt (front center) at the Naval War College, c. 1897
    [edit] Assistant Secretary of the Navy
    Roosevelt had always been fascinated by naval history. Urged by Roosevelt's close friend, Congressman Henry Cabot Lodge, President William McKinley appointed a delighted Roosevelt to the post of Assistant Secretary of the Navy in 1897. (Because of the inactivity of Secretary of the Navy John D. Long at the time, this basically gave Roosevelt control over the department.) Roosevelt was instrumental in preparing the Navy for the Spanish-American War[31] and was an enthusiastic proponent of testing the U.S. military in battle, at one point stating "I should welcome almost any war, for I think this country needs one".[32][33]


    [edit] War in Cuba
    Main article: Battle of San Juan Hill

    Colonel Roosevelt and the Rough Riders after capturing San Juan HillUpon the 1898 Declaration of War launching the Spanish-American War, Roosevelt resigned from the Navy Department. With the aid of U.S. Army Colonel Leonard Wood, Roosevelt found volunteers from cowboys from the Western territories to Ivy League friends from New York, forming the First U.S. Volunteer Cavalry Regiment. The newspapers called them the "Rough Riders."

    Originally Roosevelt held the rank of Lieutenant Colonel and served under Colonel Wood. In Roosevelt's own account, The Rough Riders, "after General Young was struck down with the fever, and Wood took charge of the brigade. This left me in command of the regiment, of which I was very glad, for such experience as we had had is a quick teacher."[34] Accordingly, Wood was promoted to Brigadier General of Volunteer Forces, Roosevelt was promoted to Colonel and given command of the Regiment. [35]

    Under his leadership, the Rough Riders became famous for dual charges up Kettle Hill and San Juan Hill on July 1, 1898 (the battle was named after the latter "hill," which was the shoulder of a ridge known as San Juan Heights). Out of all the Rough Riders, Roosevelt was the only one with a horse, and used it to ride back and forth between rifle pits at the forefront of the advance up Kettle Hill; an advance which he urged in absence of any orders from superiors. However, he was forced to walk up the last part of Kettle Hill on foot, due to barbed wire entanglement and after his horse, Little Texas, became tired.


    Col. Theodore RooseveltFor his actions, Roosevelt was nominated for the Medal of Honor which was subsequently disapproved. It has been widely speculated this disapproval was because of Roosevelt's outspoken comments on the handling of the war. In September 1997, Congressman Rick Lazio, representing the 2nd District of New York, sent two award recommendations to the U.S. Army Military Awards Branch. These recommendations, addressed to Brigadier General Earl Simms, the Army's Adjutant General, and Master Sergeant Gary Soots, Chief of Authorizations, would prove successful in garnering the much sought after award.[36] Roosevelt was posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor in 2001 for his actions.[37] He was the first and, as of 2008, the only President of the United States to be awarded with America's highest military honor, and the only person in history to receive both his nation's highest honor for military valor and the world's foremost prize for peace.[38] (His oldest son Theodore Roosevelt, Jr. would also posthumously be awarded the Medal of Honor for his actions at Normandy on June 6, 1944.[39])

    After his return to civilian life, Roosevelt preferred to be known as "Colonel Roosevelt" or "The Colonel." As a moniker, "Teddy" remained much more popular with the general public; however, political friends and others working closely with Roosevelt customarily addressed him by his rank.
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  • Cool.

    Where did Teddy stand on the environment, on energy, the economy, and abortion?

    Because those are the 4 scariest things about Palin -- not whether she likes the outdoors or has "many" children.


    thank you.
  • thanks guys..you just won me $20....I bet a buddy of mine that it would take less than 10 mins before someone on here quoted something from wikipedia when I posted this crap that came to me in an email.... you little douchebags probably couldnt take a dump w/o consulting wiki first...it only took you little girls less than 5 mins to jump all over this shit....


    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


    I hope you turds don't honestly believe a presidential election is going to be decided by some shit some little 20 something says on a PJ message board.........god damn what a bunch of funny fuckers
    _____________________

    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!
    - Benjamin Franklin

    If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
    -Will Rogers
    _____________________
  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    thanks guys..you just won me $20....I bet a buddy of mine that it would take less than 10 mins before someone on here quoted something from wikipedia when I posted this crap that came to me in an email.... you little douchebags probably couldnt take a dump w/o consulting wiki first...it only took you little girls less than 5 mins to jump all over this shit....


    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


    I hope you turds don't honestly believe a presidential election is going to be decided by some shit some little 20 something says on a PJ message board.........god damn what a bunch of funny fuckers

    I don't consult wiki first ... it was just the easiest way to dispose of your falacy of a comparison ..

    for the educated debates about the issues, I'll go places like ontheissues.org ... but your statement was that of a third grader, thus, it only deserved a "20 year old's" response
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    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • dangerboydangerboy Posts: 1,569
    thanks guys..you just won me $20....I bet a buddy of mine that it would take less than 10 mins before someone on here quoted something from wikipedia when I posted this crap that came to me in an email.... you little douchebags probably couldnt take a dump w/o consulting wiki first...it only took you little girls less than 5 mins to jump all over this shit....


    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


    I hope you turds don't honestly believe a presidential election is going to be decided by some shit some little 20 something says on a PJ message board.........god damn what a bunch of funny fuckers

    that's gold, jerry! gold!!


    ebay isn't evil people are


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  • Uh, you actually lost the bet if you said it would take less than 10 minutes.



    It took 10 minutes exactly... That's not less...
    Ha ha you lost the bet.

    Now who is the douche?
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  • Uh, you actually lost the bet if you said it would take less than 10 minutes.

    I took 10 minutes exactly... That's not less...
    Ha ha you lost the bet.

    Now who is the douche?


    Ummm...you?
    hippiemom = goodness
  • Ummm...you?
    LOL. ....your mom has supper ready now you need to get off the computer:D
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  • LOL. ....your mom has supper ready now you need to get off the computer:D


    Awesome!!! The old "you're a kid" argument...you really must be the douche!!!! I was right, I was right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • fuckfuck Posts: 4,069
    I'm a crazy bitch of a MILF and I like to kill Muslims because God says so.

    WHO AM I?!?!?!?
  • _outlaw wrote:
    I'm a crazy bitch of a MILF and I like to kill Muslims because God says so.

    WHO AM I?!?!?!?


    Your mama?
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  • fuckfuck Posts: 4,069
    Your mama?
    my mother's dead.
  • Awesome!!! The old "you're a kid" argument...you really must be the douche!!!! I was right, I was right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    No that was you being a lazy lardassed 36 year old virgin still living with mom argument...

    Get it straight
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  • Sorry to hear that...so is mine...your mama jokes should be off limits
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  • DOSWDOSW Posts: 2,014
    thanks guys..you just won me $20....I bet a buddy of mine that it would take less than 10 mins before someone on here quoted something from wikipedia when I posted this crap that came to me in an email.... you little douchebags probably couldnt take a dump w/o consulting wiki first...it only took you little girls less than 5 mins to jump all over this shit....


    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


    I hope you turds don't honestly believe a presidential election is going to be decided by some shit some little 20 something says on a PJ message board.........god damn what a bunch of funny fuckers

    Ladies and gentlemen, a McCain-Palin voter.
    It's a town full of losers and I'm pulling out of here to win
  • digsterdigster Posts: 1,293
    Don't have much to add to this, other than that I fucking love Teddy Roosevelt. Anyone that can take a bullet in the chest from an attempted assassination and finish the speech he was giving is OK in my book.
  • JSBEJSBE Posts: 1,078
    jimed14 wrote:
    do you think the issues we faced in 1900 are similar in complexity to the ones we face in 2008?

    thank you for beating me to it.
  • thanks guys..you just won me $20....I bet a buddy of mine that it would take less than 10 mins before someone on here quoted something from wikipedia when I posted this crap that came to me in an email.... you little douchebags probably couldnt take a dump w/o consulting wiki first...it only took you little girls less than 5 mins to jump all over this shit....


    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


    I hope you turds don't honestly believe a presidential election is going to be decided by some shit some little 20 something says on a PJ message board.........god damn what a bunch of funny fuckers


    Well you didn't say anything they posted from Wiki was FALSE now did you???????

    Why not have a grown up debate with us here rather than act like a fuckin child. Maybe you aren't smart enough to debate the issues with us huh?? Come on...put down your beer and smoke and have an INTELLIGENT conversation for once in your life!
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  • thanks guys..you just won me $20....I bet a buddy of mine that it would take less than 10 mins before someone on here quoted something from wikipedia when I posted this crap that came to me in an email.... you little douchebags probably couldnt take a dump w/o consulting wiki first...it only took you little girls less than 5 mins to jump all over this shit....


    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


    I hope you turds don't honestly believe a presidential election is going to be decided by some shit some little 20 something says on a PJ message board.........god damn what a bunch of funny fuckers

    U aren't opinionated at all are you? : >

    People will reach for all sorts of lame comparisons. Strap in. They actually are rather funny, and meant to be as such. What isn't funny is your acrimonious attitude. Haven't you ever heard of discussion?! Try it you might learn something.

    And you are how old?!

    Comparing Sarah Palin to Teddy Roosevelt. Classless and Classy.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    thanks guys..you just won me $20....I bet a buddy of mine that it would take less than 10 mins before someone on here quoted something from wikipedia when I posted this crap that came to me in an email.... you little douchebags probably couldnt take a dump w/o consulting wiki first...it only took you little girls less than 5 mins to jump all over this shit....


    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


    I hope you turds don't honestly believe a presidential election is going to be decided by some shit some little 20 something says on a PJ message board.........god damn what a bunch of funny fuckers


    you have friends?
  • Ummm... you posted some half assed chain e-mail and you are insulting people who used wiki?
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  • _outlaw wrote:
    my mother's dead.


    I'm sorry to hear that...and I apologize if my joke hurt you in anyway. I was just being silly, like this thread.
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  • No that was you being a lazy lardassed 36 year old virgin still living with mom argument...

    Get it straight


    Hahaha!!! Ok then! My bad.
    hippiemom = goodness
  • Totally off topic ~ One thing I just don't get.. and it was used quite a few times here..

    Why the hell do guys call each other a feminine hygiene product? It makes no sense..

    Like I would never call another woman a jockstrap!

    Chalk up one more thing that makes no sense about dudes..
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  • Totally off topic ~ One thing I just don't get.. and it was used quite a few times here..

    Why the hell do guys call each other a feminine hygiene product? It makes no sense..

    Like I would never call another woman a jockstrap!

    Chalk up one more thing that makes no sense about dudes..

    lol ... : )
    "i'm a dedicated insomniac" ~ ev nyc beacon 6/22
  • thanks guys..you just won me $20....I bet a buddy of mine that it would take less than 10 mins before someone on here quoted something from wikipedia when I posted this crap that came to me in an email.... you little douchebags probably couldnt take a dump w/o consulting wiki first...it only took you little girls less than 5 mins to jump all over this shit....


    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


    I hope you turds don't honestly believe a presidential election is going to be decided by some shit some little 20 something says on a PJ message board.........god damn what a bunch of funny fuckers

    That is being sexist towards Palin.
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Totally off topic ~ One thing I just don't get.. and it was used quite a few times here..

    Why the hell do guys call each other a feminine hygiene product? It makes no sense..

    Like I would never call another woman a jockstrap!

    Chalk up one more thing that makes no sense about dudes..

    Lol! I'll start using it if you all want to change it up a little.
    Funny though, my g/f always calls me a douche, but then again, I call her a turd-taster. Yes, I am mature.
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