Supply of Cheetos is Running Low

macgyver06macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
edited October 2007 in A Moving Train
AP- U.S. military officials have traced the origin of the cheeto all the way back to Kenya, located in Eastern Africa. A descendant of Chester Cheetah was sent on a plane back to his native land at 8:52 am this morning after the collapse of a gigantic cheeze ball inside a wisconsin Cheeto factory. The CIA has gathered intelligence that in Nairobi, Kenya there is a village fat man threatening to eat the entire supply of the worlds cheetos. There is no concrete evidence that this man exists, but President Bush is annoucing today at 3PM a press conference to explain his proposal to invade the Republic of Congo.
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