time for a joke
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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get some
> PR.
>
> After his talk he offers question time.
>
> One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
>
> "Stanley," responds the little boy.
>
> "And what is your question, Stanley?"
>
> "I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
> support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
> more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth,
> why are we so worried about gay-marriage when ½ of all Americans don't
> have health insurance?
>
> Just then, the bell rings for break.
>
> George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after break.
> When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,
> It's question time. Who has a question?"
>
> A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and
> asks him his name. "Little Johnnie" he responds.
>
> "And what is your question, Little Johnnie?"
>
> "Actually Sir, I have 6 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq
> without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President
> when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama
> Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when
> 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did
> the break bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the f**k
> happened to Stanley?"
> PR.
>
> After his talk he offers question time.
>
> One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
>
> "Stanley," responds the little boy.
>
> "And what is your question, Stanley?"
>
> "I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
> support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
> more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth,
> why are we so worried about gay-marriage when ½ of all Americans don't
> have health insurance?
>
> Just then, the bell rings for break.
>
> George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after break.
> When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,
> It's question time. Who has a question?"
>
> A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and
> asks him his name. "Little Johnnie" he responds.
>
> "And what is your question, Little Johnnie?"
>
> "Actually Sir, I have 6 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq
> without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President
> when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama
> Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when
> 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did
> the break bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the f**k
> happened to Stanley?"
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And you made the day of my boyfriend, my coworkers, and my best friend too, after I shared it with them.
Little Johnnie rocks!