President for a day

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  • Commy
    Commy Posts: 4,984
    know1 wrote:
    The president doesn't really have all those powers. Maybe you need to think about that the next time you blame Bush.
    commander and chief man...with the army on my side...
  • Purple Hawk
    Purple Hawk Posts: 1,300
    inmytree wrote:
    I would use my presidental powers granted to my by the patriot act to:

    -make school prayer maditory..of course only the good kind...
    -outlaw abortion...that will make people stop having sex...
    -invade every country that hates freedom and our way of life....
    -do away with taxes for the top 1% of the US...
    -make sure everyone know Social Security is a goner, yet make workers continue to pay into this system...
    -blame liberals for all of the above....

    There are several points on the agenda that you forgot!
    1. destroy the planet.
    2. Kill all black people.
    3. Kill all mexicans
    4. Halliburton.
    5. Use fear to push our agenda. (Oh the irony)
    And you ask me what I want this year
    And I try to make this kind and clear
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
    Cuz I don't need boxes wrapped in strings
    And desire and love and empty things
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
  • pjrvm
    pjrvm Posts: 99
    Use Airforce One to fly to lots and lots of Pearl Jam shows.
    Move the White House to a beach in Florida or California and play golf everyday of my life. Eventually get thrown out when they find out I'm Canadian.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Laz wrote:
    well I knew there were troops in Saudi, I just didn't know they were anywhere near Mecca, which is in the western part of the Arabian Peninsula. I thought the troops were in the northeastern Part of the peninsula.

    I tell you what, they weren't complaining back in 1990-1991...


    of course they weren't complaining. who do you think it is that enables the house of saud to remain in power?
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  • sonicreducer
    sonicreducer Posts: 713
    Commy wrote:
    1.cut defense spending by half
    2.save 11 million lives a year with the money saved(figures factual according to the UN)
    3.repeal the patriot act
    4.start war crimes tribunal against George and his cronies
    5.pay repatriations for all the damage done in Iraq and Afghanistan
    6. pull the troops out of Saudi Arabia, next to Mecca, the muslims holiest site, and one of the reasons their so pissed.
    7. cease all support of Israel-another reason terrorists exist
    8. stop supporting dictatorships and military juntas, cease arming tyrannies, stop funding the cia,
    9.then i'd sincerely apologize to all the countries we've wrecked over the years....and pay them for the damage done.
    10.institute socialized health care
    11.fund education
    12. end corporate handouts.
    13. declare martial law and expel 90% of the house and senate.
    14. probably be assassinated.

    after reading 1-13, 14 really made me laugh,... thanks
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  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    i would throw bush in jail and make him shit into a can then i would chain him like a dog and laugh.i would put rummy in a cage and just watch him die.i would bring our troops home from iraq.


    vote for me in 08
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  • EvilToasterElf
    EvilToasterElf Posts: 1,119
    I would enact only one law.

    Free Chee-tos for everyone.

    We wouldn't need to legalize marijuana because all the stoners would already be in heaven.
  • BinFrog
    BinFrog MA Posts: 7,314
    Does anyone still have their "President For A Day" 10C contest entry?
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Laz wrote:
    Total hypothetical but someone boots Dubya and gives you the presidency for the remainder of his term. What would you do?

    I'd sentence George W Bush to death for crimes against humanity. Firstly though, I'd have him tarred and feathered and paraded around town looking like a black chicken so that bystanders could throw rotten fruit at him and beat and kick him. He could then sit on death row for a year or two before being sent to the chair and experience what it feels like, after he condemned so many others to the same fate as Governor of Texas. After he was executed I would immediately abolish the death penalty.
  • inmytree
    inmytree Posts: 4,741
    Purple Hawk wrote:
    There are several points on the agenda that you forgot!
    1. destroy the planet.
    2. Kill all black people.
    3. Kill all mexicans
    4. Halliburton.
    5. Use fear to push our agenda. (Oh the irony)


    Don't put words in my post, lady...I do think it's sad you would want to kill people...and #4...what does that mean..?
  • fife
    fife Posts: 3,327
    if a was president for a day, the first thing that i would do is increase the min. wage for people.

    secondly, i would make income tax free. people would have more money in their pocket to spend.

    next, i would let a 3rd political party take part in the debates.

    next, i would have a really debate about the war on terror.

    next up, i would ban guns, all guns.

    i would look at the immigration policy and look at ways to improve teh system.

    that would be it, because that would take up alot of time.

    sorry, i would also look at food and how this is affecting our future generation.

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