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"Couric" Coined The Unit Of Measurement For Excrement By "South Park"

RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
edited October 2007 in A Moving Train
Now this is news.

I just want to know how many courics it takes to make a hannity, glenn beck, or an o'reilly?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/10/12/couric-coined-the-unit-_n_68211.html

"On Wednesday night's "South Park" on Comedy Central, Stan's dad takes what he believes is a record-breaking sized bowel movement, so he calls for an official weigh in by officials at the office of European Fecal Standards and Measurements in Zurich. The official unit of measurement is a Couric, named for the CBS news anchor, as explained in the clip below. Both Comedy Central and CBS are owned by Viacom."
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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    Now this is news.

    I just want to know how many courics it takes to make a hannity, glenn beck, or an o'reilly?

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/10/12/couric-coined-the-unit-_n_68211.html

    "On Wednesday night's "South Park" on Comedy Central, Stan's dad takes what he believes is a record-breaking sized bowel movement, so he calls for an official weigh in by officials at the office of European Fecal Standards and Measurements in Zurich. The official unit of measurement is a Couric, named for the CBS news anchor, as explained in the clip below. Both Comedy Central and CBS are owned by Viacom."
    You probably have to find out how much Bono weighs and his height..and then the heights and weights of the folks you named...then look up the conversion formula for courics and body mass and do the math. :rolleyes:
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    tybird wrote:
    You probably have to find out how much Bono weighs and his height..and then the heights and weights of the folks you named...then look up the conversion formula for courics and body mass and do the math. :rolleyes:

    Oddly enough, I was just thinking that. lol...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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  • SilverSeedSilverSeed Posts: 336
    I think a Couric was 2.5 pounds if I remember right... Great episode.
    When Jesus said "Love your enemies" he probably didn't mean kill them...

    "Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you." -Deep Toughts, Jack Handy
  • Brisk.Brisk. Posts: 11,561
    ya :)

    funny

    tourretes was better
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    I BrisK I wrote:
    ya :)

    funny

    tourretes was better
    Yeah.....you're right....shit piss out your big jew nose. ;)
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    I BrisK I wrote:
    ya :)

    funny

    tourretes was better

    Hands down. I liked that Tourettes representative guy that kept saying "gay piss cock out my ass" or something like that.

    lol... what a crazy show..
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • SilverSeedSilverSeed Posts: 336
    The tourettes episode was the first time while watching south park that I thought "wow this probably shouldn't be on television"

    Then I laughed my ass off... terrific
    When Jesus said "Love your enemies" he probably didn't mean kill them...

    "Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you." -Deep Toughts, Jack Handy
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