Sasquatch is real

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cornnifer wrote:

She won't win the presidency. If she wins the nomination, we will most assuredly have another republican president, so, either way, Canada is sounding pretty nice.

Giuliani is dropping out the 9/II thing ddn't work and you're telling me McCain will be our next President? Man, that'll something to see....we'll see.

Peace

KosmicJelli

OMG way too funny... Bigfoot lives in Hayward WI....



Talk of Bigfoot has Seeley abuzz


Will LaBreche / Web Editor/Staff Writer/Photographer
Last Updated: Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 2:09:32 PM



According to the Sawyer County Sheriff’s Department, two deputies responded to an alleged Bigfoot, or Sasquatch, sighting on Highway 63 just south of Seeley on the evening of Jan. 3.
Since then the sighting has been the topic of conversation in that small community, with multiple reported sightings being called in to the Sawyer County Record office since.
Chief Deputy Tim Zeigle confirmed that two deputies responded to the call, only to find footprints and hair at the site. But “unless Bigfoot was wearing boots,” Zeigle laughed, “I think it’s pretty much a prank.
“A lady called in and said ‘You probably think I’m nuts, but I’m not … I have not been drinking.’ She reported seeing a Bigfoot or someone dressed in an ape suit on Highway 63 near Stark Road,” Zeigle said. “We sent a couple officers up there and what they found was a set of foot tracks going from the road to the timberline and back to the road and they also found a long, black hair.” He affirmed that there have been no sightings since then.
But the story takes a curious turn from there.
According to another reported sighting obtained by the Record, a Wausau man, who wishes to remain unnamed, and his nephew were snowmobiling on a trail just southwest of Seeley when they saw something unusual cross the trail.



“I don’t know what I saw, but my nephew and I both saw something very real,” he said. “We only saw legs from the hips down as it was caught in the headlights of our snowmobiles. It stepped out of the woods, walking upright, and stepped across the trail right in front of my nephew who was ahead of me 20-30 feet.
“The legs were long (and) covered with long dark hair,” he continued. “My first thought was it was a drunk walking through the woods after leaving the Sawmill Saloon, but that makes no sense. We were quite a ways west of the Sawmill and there is no trail or crossing anywhere near there for someone to be walking.”
After gunning their snowmobiles past, the two turned around to explore the area and find tracks. But they had not marked the spot with a landmark and were unsuccessful at finding any sign when they returned to the area.
“We saw these legs for only a very brief moment, but again, it was very real,” he added.
Following up on the sighting, a number of possible theories have been revealed.
Cindy Ferraro of the Sawmill Saloon said that one potential explanation is that something was roused when the managed portion of the Uhrenholdt Memorial Forest south of Highway OO was cleaned up a few months ago. She said a friend who lives in the Seeley Hills area has reported unusual behavior coming from her dogs lately; they seem to be agitated by something out of the ordinary.
At this point, the only confirmed sighting was debunked by Sawyer County deputies; the rest is just the talk of the town.
Comments: will.labreche@mx3.com

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MakingWaves

Holy Shit! He is on Mars too!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,324800,00.html

KosmicJelli

shit are we in a cold war with the bigfoot race.... Sasquatch Mars Space Race, BigFeet Spies in our forest.. what is an american to do?

Collin

MakingWaves wrote:

Holy Shit! He is on Mars too!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,324800,00.html

There's a picture of his car too...

ajedigecko

of course sasquatch is real................and he can act. have you not seen the jack link ads?

at least, i think he is acting.

Collin

Does anyone know the name of that 90s TV series of a family and they live with this bigfoot-type of monster?

Sort of like ALF, but with a bigfoot?

theroachman

Collin wrote:

Does anyone know the name of that 90s TV series of a family and they live with this bigfoot-type of monster?

Sort of like ALF, but with a bigfoot?

Harry and the Hendersons

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_and_the_Hendersons_(TV_series)

theroachman

RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:

Bigfoot can't fly otherwise he would have wings. If he did he used the autopilot and GPS guidance systems all airplanes don't have.

Actually Big Foot can fly and seems to have moved to Mars

http://feedblog.org/2008/01/23/bigfoot-on-mars/

Collin

theroachman wrote:

Harry and the Hendersons

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_and_the_Hendersons_(TV_series)

Thank you. Brilliant.

keeponrockin

Collin wrote:

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."

Mitch Hedberg

I miss that guy.

Theres a conspiracy to keep Big Foot out of the mainstream media....

KosmicJelli

ajedigecko wrote:

of course sasquatch is real................and he can act. have you not seen the jack link ads?

at least, i think he is acting.

Well did you know that the Jack Link Factory in Minong, WI is the next town over from Hayward, WI. Im serious! The Link have found him and paid him peanuts to do the commercial! article i posted from the local paper is just PR.... It was also rumored around town he is the President of the Screen Actors Guild!

gabers

All joking aside, I think it is very possible that such a creature exists. It's easy to ridicule, and there have been several confirmed hoaxes, but when I was younger I was very interested and did a lot of research. The fact is that numerous people, including police officers and wildlife biologists, have reported observing a Bigfoot type creature. There are recordings of its scream and DNA analysis of what was thought was its hair that has not been positively identified as belonging to any known currently living animal. I find it amazing no one has found definitive proof yet, but if you do the research it's hard to write off all of the evidence as just mistaken identity and hoaxes. Here's a little blurb from wikipedia:


Although most scientists find current evidence of Bigfoot unpersuasive, a number of prominent experts have offered sympathetic opinions on the subject. In a 2002 interview on National Public Radio, Jane Goodall first publicly expressed her views on Bigfoot, by remarking, "Well now, you'll be amazed when I tell you that I'm sure that they exist... I've talked to so many Native Americans who all describe the same sounds, two who have seen them. I've probably got about, oh, thirty books that have come from different parts of the world, from China from, from all over the place...."[8] Several other prominent scientists have also expressed at least a guarded interest in Sasquatch reports, including George Schaller, Russell Mittermeier, Daris Swindler, Esteban Sarmiento;[9] noted primatologist John Napier was among the first experts to study Bigfoot seriously.

Prominent anthropologist Carleton S. Coon's posthumously published essay Why the Sasquatch Must Exist states, "Even before I read John Green's book Sasquatch: The Apes Among Us, first published in 1978, I accepted Sasquatch's existence" (Markotic and Krantz, 46). Coon examines the question from several angles, stating that he is confident only in ruling out a relict Neanderthal population as a viable candidate for Sasquatch reports.

As previously noted, Napier generally argued against Bigfoot's existence, but added that some "soft evidence" (i.e., eyewitness accounts, footprints, hair and droppings) is compelling enough that he advises against "dismissing its reality out of hand" (Napier, 197).

Krantz and others have argued that a double standard is applied to Sasquatch studies by many academics: whenever there is a claim or evidence of Sasquatch's existence, enormous scrutiny is applied, as well as it should be. Yet when individuals claim to have hoaxed Bigfoot evidence, the claims are frequently accepted without corroborative evidence.

In 2004, Henry Gee, editor of the prestigious Nature, argued that creatures like Bigfoot deserved further study, writing, "The discovery that Homo floresiensis survived until so very recently, in geological terms, makes it more likely that stories of other mythical, human-like creatures such as Yetis are founded on grains of truth ... Now, cryptozoology, the study of such fabulous creatures, can come in from the cold.

69charger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig_2k9aDhpE

There were some scientists
Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link

"In search of sasquatch" - That was a kick ass "In search of.."
With Leonard nimoy kicking out the jams Hauwww

He captured imaginations of people all around the globe
His name was sasquatch so I am told

His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian tribe (apache tribe)

Scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape not human now you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit so fuckin' way now you know he's real
Real real real-real real real really-real real

Dischordant solo with overpoering drums

KJ: Don't take this personally, cause it's not about your playing
JB: No Dude, your drumming is kick-ass. It's just that "the D" it's always just been me and KJ
KJ: And we're just not comfortable beeing a power trio. I hope there'e no hard feelings

(Brief semi-classical guitar interlude)

(Sung)
JB: Sasquatch (KJ: Sasquatch)
Both: We know your legend's real
JB: Sasquatch (KJ: Sasquatch)
Both: We know your love is real
JB: Sasq-oh-uh-eww-ahh-atch (KJ: Sasquatch)

Both: You and Tenacious D... are... real (Really stretch "real")

gabers

69charger wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig_2k9aDhpE

There were some scientists
Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link

"In search of sasquatch" - That was a kick ass "In search of.."
With Leonard nimoy kicking out the jams Hauwww

He captured imaginations of people all around the globe
His name was sasquatch so I am told

His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian tribe (apache tribe)

Scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape not human now you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit so fuckin' way now you know he's real
Real real real-real real real really-real real

Dischordant solo with overpoering drums

KJ: Don't take this personally, cause it's not about your playing
JB: No Dude, your drumming is kick-ass. It's just that "the D" it's always just been me and KJ
KJ: And we're just not comfortable beeing a power trio. I hope there'e no hard feelings

(Brief semi-classical guitar interlude)

(Sung)
JB: Sasquatch (KJ: Sasquatch)
Both: We know your legend's real
JB: Sasquatch (KJ: Sasquatch)
Both: We know your love is real
JB: Sasq-oh-uh-eww-ahh-atch (KJ: Sasquatch)

Both: You and Tenacious D... are... real (Really stretch "real")

It gets better when Sasquatch comes to watch them play at the club. "Tell them a fr...- better tell 'em Sasquatch came to see 'em".

ajedigecko

KosmicJelli wrote:

Well did you know that the Jack Link Factory in Minong, WI is the next town over from Hayward, WI. Im serious! The Link have found him and paid him peanuts to do the commercial! article i posted from the local paper is just PR.... It was also rumored around town he is the President of the Screen Actors Guild!

no shit......that is interesting and some damn good jerky.

BetterThanYou

tybird wrote:

Didn't the dudes already admit to faking that film of "Sasquatch"?

i could swear i heard the same thing a couple years ago.

gabers

BetterThanYou wrote:

i could swear i heard the same thing a couple years ago.

Tenacious D? It was assumed you'd know.

The guy who filmed the Patterson film, which is the famous film everyone knows, claimed it was a hoax before he dies.

zenith

of course sasquatch is real. he swaps postcards and christmas cards with the yowie every year

TrixieCat

I am terrified of Bigfoot and I believe in him.
No joke.
I have been terrified since I was very young and there was a show on about trying to find him.
Goosebumps as I type.
Why didn't I remember not to open any Roland links....