Sasquatch is real

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  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    Collin wrote:
    "I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."

    Mitch Hedberg
    I miss that guy.

    Theres a conspiracy to keep Big Foot out of the mainstream media....
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    ajedigecko wrote:
    of course sasquatch is real................and he can act. have you not seen the jack link ads?

    at least, i think he is acting.

    Well did you know that the Jack Link Factory in Minong, WI is the next town over from Hayward, WI. Im serious! The Link have found him and paid him peanuts to do the commercial! :) article i posted from the local paper is just PR.... It was also rumored around town he is the President of the Screen Actors Guild!
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    All joking aside, I think it is very possible that such a creature exists. It's easy to ridicule, and there have been several confirmed hoaxes, but when I was younger I was very interested and did a lot of research. The fact is that numerous people, including police officers and wildlife biologists, have reported observing a Bigfoot type creature. There are recordings of its scream and DNA analysis of what was thought was its hair that has not been positively identified as belonging to any known currently living animal. I find it amazing no one has found definitive proof yet, but if you do the research it's hard to write off all of the evidence as just mistaken identity and hoaxes. Here's a little blurb from wikipedia:


    Although most scientists find current evidence of Bigfoot unpersuasive, a number of prominent experts have offered sympathetic opinions on the subject. In a 2002 interview on National Public Radio, Jane Goodall first publicly expressed her views on Bigfoot, by remarking, "Well now, you'll be amazed when I tell you that I'm sure that they exist... I've talked to so many Native Americans who all describe the same sounds, two who have seen them. I've probably got about, oh, thirty books that have come from different parts of the world, from China from, from all over the place...."[8] Several other prominent scientists have also expressed at least a guarded interest in Sasquatch reports, including George Schaller, Russell Mittermeier, Daris Swindler, Esteban Sarmiento;[9] noted primatologist John Napier was among the first experts to study Bigfoot seriously.

    Prominent anthropologist Carleton S. Coon's posthumously published essay Why the Sasquatch Must Exist states, "Even before I read John Green's book Sasquatch: The Apes Among Us, first published in 1978, I accepted Sasquatch's existence" (Markotic and Krantz, 46). Coon examines the question from several angles, stating that he is confident only in ruling out a relict Neanderthal population as a viable candidate for Sasquatch reports.

    As previously noted, Napier generally argued against Bigfoot's existence, but added that some "soft evidence" (i.e., eyewitness accounts, footprints, hair and droppings) is compelling enough that he advises against "dismissing its reality out of hand" (Napier, 197).

    Krantz and others have argued that a double standard is applied to Sasquatch studies by many academics: whenever there is a claim or evidence of Sasquatch's existence, enormous scrutiny is applied, as well as it should be. Yet when individuals claim to have hoaxed Bigfoot evidence, the claims are frequently accepted without corroborative evidence.

    In 2004, Henry Gee, editor of the prestigious Nature, argued that creatures like Bigfoot deserved further study, writing, "The discovery that Homo floresiensis survived until so very recently, in geological terms, makes it more likely that stories of other mythical, human-like creatures such as Yetis are founded on grains of truth ... Now, cryptozoology, the study of such fabulous creatures, can come in from the cold.
  • 69charger69charger Posts: 1,045
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig_2k9aDhpE

    There were some scientists
    Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle
    Then they figured out it was a missing link

    "In search of sasquatch" - That was a kick ass "In search of.."
    With Leonard nimoy kicking out the jams Hauwww

    He captured imaginations of people all around the globe
    His name was sasquatch so I am told

    His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
    Of the Indian tribe (apache tribe)

    Scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real
    Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real
    Listen real close to the audio tape not human now you know he's real
    Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit so fuckin' way now you know he's real
    Real real real-real real real really-real real

    Dischordant solo with overpoering drums

    KJ: Don't take this personally, cause it's not about your playing
    JB: No Dude, your drumming is kick-ass. It's just that "the D" it's always just been me and KJ
    KJ: And we're just not comfortable beeing a power trio. I hope there'e no hard feelings

    (Brief semi-classical guitar interlude)

    (Sung)
    JB: Sasquatch (KJ: Sasquatch)
    Both: We know your legend's real
    JB: Sasquatch (KJ: Sasquatch)
    Both: We know your love is real
    JB: Sasq-oh-uh-eww-ahh-atch (KJ: Sasquatch)

    Both: You and Tenacious D... are... real (Really stretch "real")
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    69charger wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig_2k9aDhpE

    There were some scientists
    Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle
    Then they figured out it was a missing link

    "In search of sasquatch" - That was a kick ass "In search of.."
    With Leonard nimoy kicking out the jams Hauwww

    He captured imaginations of people all around the globe
    His name was sasquatch so I am told

    His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
    Of the Indian tribe (apache tribe)

    Scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real
    Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real
    Listen real close to the audio tape not human now you know he's real
    Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit so fuckin' way now you know he's real
    Real real real-real real real really-real real

    Dischordant solo with overpoering drums

    KJ: Don't take this personally, cause it's not about your playing
    JB: No Dude, your drumming is kick-ass. It's just that "the D" it's always just been me and KJ
    KJ: And we're just not comfortable beeing a power trio. I hope there'e no hard feelings

    (Brief semi-classical guitar interlude)

    (Sung)
    JB: Sasquatch (KJ: Sasquatch)
    Both: We know your legend's real
    JB: Sasquatch (KJ: Sasquatch)
    Both: We know your love is real
    JB: Sasq-oh-uh-eww-ahh-atch (KJ: Sasquatch)

    Both: You and Tenacious D... are... real (Really stretch "real")

    It gets better when Sasquatch comes to watch them play at the club. "Tell them a fr...- better tell 'em Sasquatch came to see 'em". :D
  • ajedigeckoajedigecko \m/deplorable af \m/ Posts: 2,430
    Well did you know that the Jack Link Factory in Minong, WI is the next town over from Hayward, WI. Im serious! The Link have found him and paid him peanuts to do the commercial! :) article i posted from the local paper is just PR.... It was also rumored around town he is the President of the Screen Actors Guild!
    no shit......that is interesting and some damn good jerky.
    live and let live...unless it violates the pearligious doctrine.
  • tybird wrote:
    Didn't the dudes already admit to faking that film of "Sasquatch"?

    i could swear i heard the same thing a couple years ago.
    "Have you ever.........pooped a balloon?"
    ~D.K.S.
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    i could swear i heard the same thing a couple years ago.

    Tenacious D? It was assumed you'd know. :D

    The guy who filmed the Patterson film, which is the famous film everyone knows, claimed it was a hoax before he dies.
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    of course sasquatch is real. he swaps postcards and christmas cards with the yowie every year
    impatience is a gift ........
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    :o I am terrified of Bigfoot and I believe in him.
    No joke.
    I have been terrified since I was very young and there was a show on about trying to find him.
    Goosebumps as I type. :o
    Why didn't I remember not to open any Roland links....
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,619
    What happened to RolandTDK...he hasn't started any insightful threads of late!
  • This should put an end to any more silly talk about bigfoot on mars. :rolleyes:



    Scroll down to the second photo and click to see if you can find bigfoot then read what these actual scientest have to say on the matter

    http://www.planetary.org/blog/article/00001305/
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    ~Ralph Waldo Emerson~

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  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    gabers wrote:
    take a look at the plaster caster :D

    when did sasquatch get his wanker molded by groupies?
  • Thorns2010Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    gabers wrote:
    All joking aside.....

    Although most scientists find current evidence of Bigfoot unpersuasive, a number of prominent experts have offered sympathetic opinions on the subject. In a 2002 interview on National Public Radio, Jane Goodall first publicly expressed her views on Bigfoot, by remarking, "Well now, you'll be amazed when I tell you that I'm sure that they exist... I've talked to so many Native Americans who all describe the same sounds, two who have seen them. I've probably got about, oh, thirty books that have come from different parts of the world, from China from, from all over the place...."[8] Several other prominent scientists have also expressed at least a guarded interest in Sasquatch reports, including George Schaller, Russell Mittermeier, Daris Swindler, Esteban Sarmiento;[9] noted primatologist John Napier was among the first experts to study Bigfoot seriously.

    Wait a second here......Jack can be used as a nickname for John......and does anyone know who Jack Napier is??? Thats right The Joker from Batman.

    So ITS ALL FAKE!!!!!!! All a big joke put on by the Clown Prince Of Crime....The Joker!!!
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    Someone said that large percentage of Big Foot sightings are in Wisconsin... on a skiing trail where I live someone found a huge "nest" or shelter with hairs in it 6 inches long... also have heard the the people who do some monster hunt show is coming to my neighborhood. I guess scientist believe we are in some kind of migratory track from Canada. To each his own....
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    big foot rocks, and is quite a nice fellow. had a few beers with him around a campfire once. he can get down on the guitar, and plays a super version of "rocky mountain high".

    good times, hope to run into him again someday!
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,899
    some guy admitted it was him in a monkey outfit.
  • not only is bigfoot real.......

    but he flew the second plane into the twin towers.....

    lmfao

    that's so wrong........

    i laughed soooooooooooooo hard
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    hrd2imgn wrote:
    some guy admitted it was him in a monkey outfit.

    didnt hear that someone admitted the bigfoot pic hoax, but do know for sure that somone admitted helping his grandfather with the "famous" pic of Nessy.
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
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