Fire breaks out in Cheney's oiffice

RolandTD20Kdrummer
RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
edited December 2007 in A Moving Train
They are claiming certain sensitive documents were destroyed. Secret service is preventing anyone from examining the area. Bush shows up immediately to thank the firefighters for all their hard work.

What a f-in coincidence that is eh?

Any bets building construction will be blamed, or no definitive details will be released at all?
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  • Sludge Factory
    Sludge Factory Posts: 976
    The paper shredders must've burnt out.
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    They are claiming certain sensitive documents were destroyed. Secret service is preventing anyone from examining the area. Bush shows up immediately to thank the firefighters for all their hard work.

    What a f-in coincidence that is eh?

    Any bets building construction will be blamed, or no definitive details will be released at all?
    ...
    No need to worry... it was only a minor flame up in the Portal To Hell in V.P. Cheney's office.
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
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  • puremagic
    puremagic Posts: 1,907
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    They are claiming certain sensitive documents were destroyed.

    not with those Mosler security file cabinets
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    Secret service is preventing anyone from examining the area. .

    When it comes to security Cheney goes Black. Should read Blackwater service is preventing....
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    Bush shows up immediately to thank the firefighters for all their hard work.

    and was overheard to say, Dick you're right it would look bad if terrorists made it all the way into the White House, what about Barak. Cheney just shook his head and mumbled I should have been President, oh wait I am.
    SIN EATERS--We take the moral excrement we find in this equation and we bury it down deep inside of us so that the rest of our case can stay pure. That is the job. We are morally indefensible and absolutely necessary.
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    No need to worry... it was only a minor flame up in the Portal To Hell in V.P. Cheney's office.

    yeah, I'm thinking there was a burp in the portal, and some flames leapt out too far and caught fire to all the pertinent top secret CIA documents he had shipped there by the truckload just hours earlier .

    According to a newsgroup I was reading, secret service is now claiming they have done their own "private investigation" and no cause for arson was found.

    oh right...of course... it was divine spontaneous combustion.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    is this real?
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    yeah, I'm thinking there was a burp in the portal, and some flames leapt out too far and caught fire to all the pertinent top secret CIA documents he had shipped there by the truckload just hours earlier .

    According to a newsgroup I was reading, secret service is now claiming they have done their own "private investigation" and no cause for arson was found.

    oh right...of course... it was divine spontaneous combustion.
    ...
    Either that... or Satan himself paid a visit to Cheney to get some tips on doing evil shit from his master.
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    my2hands wrote:
    is this real?

    yeaps...
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22325791/
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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  • jeffbr
    jeffbr Seattle Posts: 7,177
    my2hands wrote:
    is this real?

    The fire is real. The portal to hell is plausable, but still in question.
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    Either that... or Satan himself paid a visit to Cheney to get some tips on doing evil shit from his master.

    "It's not my fault" Cheney was overheard saying..."Satan just materialized, and farted in my office"...

    I never offered him that huge plate of bean burrito's he ate during my hour long lecture on how to be more evil. Satan's digestive issues do not fall under white house mandate. We would need to draft another patriot act for that, but we're working on it.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    "there was no indication of terrorism, Alan Etter, a fire department spokesman said"



    who else is fucking tired of this shit here?

    a small trash c fire and they immediately have to release that "there is no indication of terrorism" :rolleyes:
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Did I mention Cheney used to be the director of the CFR?
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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