Fire breaks out in Cheney's oiffice
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They are claiming certain sensitive documents were destroyed. Secret service is preventing anyone from examining the area. Bush shows up immediately to thank the firefighters for all their hard work.
What a f-in coincidence that is eh?
Any bets building construction will be blamed, or no definitive details will be released at all?
What a f-in coincidence that is eh?
Any bets building construction will be blamed, or no definitive details will be released at all?
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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No need to worry... it was only a minor flame up in the Portal To Hell in V.P. Cheney's office.
Hail, Hail!!!
not with those Mosler security file cabinets
When it comes to security Cheney goes Black. Should read Blackwater service is preventing....
and was overheard to say, Dick you're right it would look bad if terrorists made it all the way into the White House, what about Barak. Cheney just shook his head and mumbled I should have been President, oh wait I am.
yeah, I'm thinking there was a burp in the portal, and some flames leapt out too far and caught fire to all the pertinent top secret CIA documents he had shipped there by the truckload just hours earlier .
According to a newsgroup I was reading, secret service is now claiming they have done their own "private investigation" and no cause for arson was found.
oh right...of course... it was divine spontaneous combustion.
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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Either that... or Satan himself paid a visit to Cheney to get some tips on doing evil shit from his master.
Hail, Hail!!!
yeaps...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22325791/
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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( o.O)
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The fire is real. The portal to hell is plausable, but still in question.
"It's not my fault" Cheney was overheard saying..."Satan just materialized, and farted in my office"...
I never offered him that huge plate of bean burrito's he ate during my hour long lecture on how to be more evil. Satan's digestive issues do not fall under white house mandate. We would need to draft another patriot act for that, but we're working on it.
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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( o.O)
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who else is fucking tired of this shit here?
a small trash c fire and they immediately have to release that "there is no indication of terrorism" :rolleyes:
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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( o.O)
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