Soldier Dips his Bullets in Pork

RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
edited April 2007 in A Moving Train
Here's an interesting perspective...

http://filecabi.net/video/pork-bullets.html

bullets+pork=hell :D
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.

http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    Just think, Rumsfeld could have been a hero if he'd thought that up.

    hehee.

    Carry on.

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  • I watched that twice....once the AC/DC tune and another for the "carry on" at the end :D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    I watched that twice....once the AC/DC tune and another for the "carry on" at the end :D

    Me, too! Exactly!

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  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    I lied. I watched it once: appreciated the AC/DC...thank goodness he said "carry on" to close it out. It was perfect.

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  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    stupid question, but i thought if you kill someone you go to hell. so i guess this dude is taking the dead terrorists with him?
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    this soldier=dumbarse.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • gue_barium wrote:
    I lied. I watched it once: appreciated the AC/DC...thank goodness he said "carry on" to close it out. It was perfect.

    if you say so...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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  • stupid question, but i thought if you kill someone you go to hell. so i guess this dude is taking the dead terrorists with him?


    I think some people believe in some kind of secular private hell or something. I guess some people think there's a bunch of different heavens too...

    Christians would never see a group of muslims in heaven or vice versa right? Otherwise it wouldn't exactly be heaven for some would it? what a laugh...

    I think all religion's versions of heaven are different from other ones. So each different God must have his own private heaven and hell for all us immortals...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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  • El_KabongEl_Kabong Posts: 4,141
    I think some people believe in some kind of secular private hell or something. I guess some people think there's a bunch of different heavens too...

    Christians would never see a group of muslims in heaven or vice versa right? Otherwise it wouldn't exactly be heaven for some would it? what a laugh...

    I think all religion's versions of heaven are different from other ones. So each different God must have his own private heaven and hell for all us immortals...


    they should really have brochures
    standin above the crowd
    he had a voice that was strong and loud and
    i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
    eager to identify with
    someone above the crowd
    someone who seemed to feel the same
    someone prepared to lead the way
  • I wonder if it's like a townhouse complex :D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • repeat post...doh!
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • puremagicpuremagic Posts: 1,907
    Here's an interesting perspective...

    http://filecabi.net/video/pork-bullets.html

    bullets+pork=hell :D

    Christians and Jews are not suppose to eat pork either, so what's the point? Or did Jesus make this an exception to God's law.

    Deuteronomy 14.8. The swine also, because it divideth the hoof, but cheweth not the cud, shall be unclean, their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcasses you shall not touch.
    SIN EATERS--We take the moral excrement we find in this equation and we bury it down deep inside of us so that the rest of our case can stay pure. That is the job. We are morally indefensible and absolutely necessary.
  • MrBrianMrBrian Posts: 2,672
    puremagic wrote:
    Christians and Jews are not suppose to eat pork either, so what's the point? Or did Jesus make this an exception to God's law.

    Deuteronomy 14.8. The swine also, because it divideth the hoof, but cheweth not the cud, shall be unclean, their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcasses you shall not touch.

    "select" christians. they take what they want out of the religion as needed. For the pig thing they site the example of jesus once saying that it's not what goes in the mouth but what comes out.

    Yet they would be against a guys dick being in another guys mouth because thats wrong, you see the "what goes in" line does'nt apply to things they don't like.
  • Well, if either of you knew what you were talking about, you would know that Jesus replaced the Old Testament law with himself.

    For more information, read the New Testament.
    MrBrian wrote:
    "select" christians. they take what they want out of the religion as needed. For the pig thing they site the example of jesus once saying that it's not what goes in the mouth but what comes out.

    Yet they would be against a guys dick being in another guys mouth because thats wrong, you see the "what goes in" line does'nt apply to things they don't like.
  • Well, if either of you knew what you were talking about, you would know that Jesus replaced the Old Testament law with himself.

    For more information, read the New Testament.

    lol... one often does not find those words written anywhere, and put quite so succinctly.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    Mmmmmmm... bacon bullets...
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • It's the those delicious deli juices from the pork. Ever cook a few strips of bacon, a nice chicken breast with bar-b-q sauce (or on the bar-b-q), also a healthy amount of lightly sautéd sweet onion (in canola oil - max heat for no more than 2-3 mins). Put all 3 on a plate and take some of each on the fork with each bite. add a side sauce like ketchup...or hotsauce... ohh delicious.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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  • NMyTreeNMyTree Posts: 2,374
    El_Kabong wrote:
    they should really have brochures


    With nice glossy pictures and nifty marketing slogans.

    You know.........

    "Choose our Christian Heaven and our Christian God. Here at our heaven you'll find warm, cozy beds with tender lush sheets as soft as an angel's wing. Enjoy the the eternal crystal clear running spring of delicious, clean water; which gently runs right through your room. In each individual's slice of heaven, you will have your choice of anything your heart desires. A neverending supply of ruby red strawberries dipped in dark chocolate, will be delivered to you as often as you wish or pray for it.

    Each individual will also be served for eternity by their very own favorite heretic. Pick your favorite muslim, Jew, Buddhist (or whomever ) to serve your every eternal needs.

    Our heaven was specifically designed and created by your lord and god almighty; for those with a more sophisticated and selective taste. Our heaven is the heaven all other heavens strive for.

    We set the standard thousands of years ago and the rest of them are still trying to catch up and compete. But don't be fooled by those other second-rate, lesser quality and poorly managed "heavens"! We were the first. We are the only heaven that really matters!

    So call today and get your quote for your heaven and what is required of you, in order for you to qualify.

    Christian Heaven and Christian God are copyrighted trademarks and logos. Any use of the trademarks and logos without permission from our lord and saviour, is expressly forbidden, and is punishable by an eternity of suffering in a hell of our choice.

    If you're already a customer and encounter a problem or malfunction with your heaven, please call our customer service representitives at .....1-800-At-Least-I-Aint-Burning-In Hell. Operators are standing by.
  • tender lush sheets as soft as an angels wing...lol...funny stuff :D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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