Bush Proposes Sending Transformers™ to Iraq

RolandTD20Kdrummer
RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
edited July 2007 in A Moving Train
"In announcing his new proposal, the president authorized an $85 billion defense contract to Hasbro, believed to be the largest military contract of its kind ever awarded to a toy company.

At a White House press conference, the president expressed his confidence that the Transformers™ would succeed where the Iraq government had failed."

"I'd like to see what would happen if al-Qaeda tried to attack one of our tanks, and instead the tank got up on its legs and turned out to be a robot and started shooting at them," Mr. Bush said. "That would be so cool."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/bush-proposes-sending-tra_b_56674.html



Ok it's 100% official now. He's lost all touch with reality.

Next President please!
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.

http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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  • Trailer
    Trailer Posts: 1,431
    I don't know... this could work!
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    "Let's give it an ending."
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