If you put started putting Barak's face on packages of Kraft Dinner

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You'd sell one seriously gigantic crapload of Kraft Dinner....
spontaneous thought...carry on
spontaneous thought...carry on
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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Your thought makes me wonder how the Jones Sodas with the candidates on the label are selling???All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.0
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RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:You'd sell one seriously gigantic crapload of Kraft Dinner....
spontaneous thought...carry on
and everyone would swear it was really grandma's homemade macaroni and cheese pie.If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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Abookamongstthemany wrote:and everyone would swear it was really grandma's homemade macaroni and cheese pie."The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr
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angelica wrote:
They'd all be like 'Grandma did you change up the recipe this time? This stuff is so good today! We can't get enough of it!'
and Grandma would say 'Shut up you know-nothing kids, I got that box of mac and cheese out of the pantry. It's the same stuff that's been sitting in there for years now.'
Okay, I'll stop nowIf you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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Abookamongstthemany wrote:They'd all be like 'Grandma did you change up the recipe this time? This stuff is so good today! We can't get enough of it!'
and Grandma would say 'Shut up you know-nothing kids, I got that box of mac and cheese out of the pantry. It's the same stuff that's been sitting in there for years now.'
Okay, I'll stop now
To be fair, the mac and cheese is moldy now, so at least it's a different colour.
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Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:To be fair, the mac and cheese is moldy now, so at least it's a different colour.
*Runs*
The boxed stuff can survive a nuclear bomb. It's like the McDonald's fries in the special features of Supersize Me that would never grow mold no matter how long they sat out.
In the end that's what there will be: roach bugs starting a new world based on Kraft's mac and cheese and McDonald's fries.If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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Abookamongstthemany wrote:The boxed stuff can survive a nuclear bomb. It's like the McDonald's fries in the special features of Supersize Me that would never grow mold no matter how long they sat out.
In the end that's what there will be: roach bugs starting a new world based on Kraft's mac and cheese and McDonald's fries.
I really want to see a Mad Max movie set in that world.Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0 -
Abookamongstthemany wrote:and everyone would swear it was really grandma's homemade macaroni and cheese pie.
I lovers me some good cheese pie..
mmmProgress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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Abookamongstthemany wrote:and everyone would swear it was really grandma's homemade macaroni and cheese pie.
And, if Ralph Nader was on the box, potheads with the munchies would feel EXTRA rebellious while eating it. They'd be all like "F*** the system. I'm gonna eat me some maccaroni. I'm no sheep"!"When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."0 -
cornnifer wrote:And, if Ralph Nader was on the box, potheads with the munchies would feel EXTRA rebellious while eating it. They'd be all like "F*** the system. I'm gonna eat me some maccaroni. I'm no sheep"!"The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr
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stop making fun of Macaroni and cheese! that shit is good!0
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angelica wrote:What about the people who are substance-free, and who still hope for those around them to wake up?
They're just crazy nutjobs, and they don't get no mac and cheese.Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0 -
Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:They're just crazy nutjobs, and they don't get no mac and cheese."The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr
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angelica wrote:
We weren't really talking about mac and cheese anymore, were we? Stupid food-related metaphors, making me confused. :(
And hungry... :(Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0 -
Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:We weren't really talking about mac and cheese anymore, were we? Stupid food-related metaphors, making me confused. :(
And hungry... :(When I first saw your response, it became painfully obvious to me that I'd broken the whole metaphor thing, and was speaking out of "character" and was hence the nerd in this thread!
...always thinking too literally.... :("The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr
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angelica wrote:
When I first saw your response, it became painfully obvious to me that I'd broken the whole metaphor thing, and was speaking out of "character" and was hence the nerd in this thread!
...always thinking too literally.... :(
Now if you could just break the actual political system, we could start rebuilding it properly!In my own image!
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Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:Now if you could just break the actual political system, we could start rebuilding it properly!
In my own image!
Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!"The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr
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angelica wrote:Seriously dude...
Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
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angelica wrote:
When I first saw your response, it became painfully obvious to me that I'd broken the whole metaphor thing, and was speaking out of "character" and was hence the nerd in this thread!
...always thinking too literally.... :(
Then you'd do great in Ireland visiting Rhino! He could take you for a stroll down a footpath.If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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Abookamongstthemany wrote:Then you'd do great in Ireland visiting Rhino! He could take you for a stroll down a footpath.
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