Cell Block Tango
Bu2
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Dick:
Pop.
Don:
War.
Karl:
Squish.
Gonzo:
Uh-Uh.
Paul:
World Bank.
Bush:
Wolfowitz!
Dick:
Pop.
Don:
War.
Karl:
Squish.
Gonzo:
Uh-Uh.
Paul:
World Bank.
Bush:
Wolfowitz!
Dick:
Pop.
Don:
War.
Karl:
Squish.
Gonzo:
Uh-Uh.
Paul:
World Bank.
Bush:
Wolfowitz!
Dick:
Pop.
Don:
War.
Karl:
Squish.
Gonzo:
Uh-Uh.
Paul:
World Bank.
Bush:
Wolfowitz!
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Paul:
I betcha you would have done the same!
Dick:
Pop.
Don:
War.
Karl:
Squish.
Gonzo:
Uh-Uh.
Paul:
World Bank.
Bush:
Wolfowitz!
Dick:
Pop.
Don:
War.
Karl:
Squish.
Gonzo:
Uh-Uh.
Paul:
World Bank.
Bush:
Wolfowitz!
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Paul:
I betcha you would have done the same!
Dick:
Pop.
Don:
War.
Karl:
Squish.
Gonzo:
Uh-Uh.
Paul:
World Bank.
Bush:
Wolfowitz!
Dick:
You know how people
have these little habits that
get you down. Like Harry.
Harry liked to hunt birds.
No, not hunt. Pop!!
Well, I joined him this one day and
I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Harry layin' on
the lawn, drinkin' a beer and
poppin'. No, not poppin'.
POPPING!. So, I said to him,
I said, "Harry, you pop that
hawk one more time..."
And he did!
Dick:
So I took the shotgun from my aide
and fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Don:
I met George W. Bush from
his dad many years ago
And he told me he was serious
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started working together.
He'd talk about war, I’d talk about war,
I’d fix him a drink, and we'd laugh
like heaven in two and a half drinks…
And then I found out,
"Troop surge" he told me?
Troop surge, my ass.
Not only was he serious.
...oh, no, he had real plans.
One of those insiders,
you know. So that night
he came to visit.
I mixed him his
drink as usual.
Don:
You know, some guys just can't hold their Hellfire!
Dick, Don, Karl, Gonzo, Paul, Bush:
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a country
At it's prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
And it was crime!
Karl:
Now, I'm standing in the White House
carvin' up the employees for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms one Valerie Plame
in a mad, mad rage.
"You been screwin' me in the papers,"
she says.
She was crazy,
and she kept on screamin'
"You been screwin' me in the papers!"
Karl:
And then she ran into my dick! She ran into my dick TEN TIMES!
All:
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Gonzo:
Mi madre and mi padre, o wherefore art thou
Mi corazons?
Yo tengo screwed up mucho big time, en cannot save
My Texan ass no more. Por favor?? Yo can only say, I do not remember
All those meetings, and what I said and what I read
And I can no longer speaka de Ingles, por favor….
Reporter:
Yeah, but did you do it?
Gonzo:
UH UH, not guilty!
Paul:
My girlfriend, Shaha, and I did this double act
and my buddy, Dubya, used to understand
us.
Now for the last number in our act,
we did these 20 financial tricks in a
row, one, two, three, four, five...
Promotions, raised salaries, back flips, flip flops,
one right after the other. Well, this one night
we are in the World Bank, the three of us,
sittin' up in an office, boozin' and havin' a few
laughs and we ran out of dough
so I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
And there's Shaha and
Dubya talking World Domination
-without me...
Paul:
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out.
I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was
reading my own Board notes, I even knew she‘d gotten a raise.
All:
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along.
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Bush:
I love Gonzalez, Wolfowitz
More than I can possibly say.
They are real fantastic guys...
Sensitive...they’re pardners.
But they’ve been troubled.
They’re always trying
to find themselves.
They go out every night
looking for themselves
and along the way
they find Ruth,
the truth,
Rosemary and Thyme.
Bush:
I guess you can say we’ll break up because of artistic differences.
They see themselves as alive
and I see them dead.
Bush:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
All:
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
All along
'Cause if they used us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
Dick:
You pop that gun one more time!
Annie:
Troop surge my ass.
Karl:
Ten times!
Gonzo:
UH-UH
Paul:
The World Bank - the big promotion.
Bush:
Artistic differences.
All:
I betcha you would have done the same!
ANNOUNCER:
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen - the Keeper of the Keys, the
Countess of the Clink, the Mistress of Murder's row - Matron
"Mama" Pelosi!
Pop.
Don:
War.
Karl:
Squish.
Gonzo:
Uh-Uh.
Paul:
World Bank.
Bush:
Wolfowitz!
Dick:
Pop.
Don:
War.
Karl:
Squish.
Gonzo:
Uh-Uh.
Paul:
World Bank.
Bush:
Wolfowitz!
Dick:
Pop.
Don:
War.
Karl:
Squish.
Gonzo:
Uh-Uh.
Paul:
World Bank.
Bush:
Wolfowitz!
Dick:
Pop.
Don:
War.
Karl:
Squish.
Gonzo:
Uh-Uh.
Paul:
World Bank.
Bush:
Wolfowitz!
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Paul:
I betcha you would have done the same!
Dick:
Pop.
Don:
War.
Karl:
Squish.
Gonzo:
Uh-Uh.
Paul:
World Bank.
Bush:
Wolfowitz!
Dick:
Pop.
Don:
War.
Karl:
Squish.
Gonzo:
Uh-Uh.
Paul:
World Bank.
Bush:
Wolfowitz!
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Paul:
I betcha you would have done the same!
Dick:
Pop.
Don:
War.
Karl:
Squish.
Gonzo:
Uh-Uh.
Paul:
World Bank.
Bush:
Wolfowitz!
Dick:
You know how people
have these little habits that
get you down. Like Harry.
Harry liked to hunt birds.
No, not hunt. Pop!!
Well, I joined him this one day and
I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Harry layin' on
the lawn, drinkin' a beer and
poppin'. No, not poppin'.
POPPING!. So, I said to him,
I said, "Harry, you pop that
hawk one more time..."
And he did!
Dick:
So I took the shotgun from my aide
and fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Don:
I met George W. Bush from
his dad many years ago
And he told me he was serious
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started working together.
He'd talk about war, I’d talk about war,
I’d fix him a drink, and we'd laugh
like heaven in two and a half drinks…
And then I found out,
"Troop surge" he told me?
Troop surge, my ass.
Not only was he serious.
...oh, no, he had real plans.
One of those insiders,
you know. So that night
he came to visit.
I mixed him his
drink as usual.
Don:
You know, some guys just can't hold their Hellfire!
Dick, Don, Karl, Gonzo, Paul, Bush:
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a country
At it's prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
And it was crime!
Karl:
Now, I'm standing in the White House
carvin' up the employees for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms one Valerie Plame
in a mad, mad rage.
"You been screwin' me in the papers,"
she says.
She was crazy,
and she kept on screamin'
"You been screwin' me in the papers!"
Karl:
And then she ran into my dick! She ran into my dick TEN TIMES!
All:
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Gonzo:
Mi madre and mi padre, o wherefore art thou
Mi corazons?
Yo tengo screwed up mucho big time, en cannot save
My Texan ass no more. Por favor?? Yo can only say, I do not remember
All those meetings, and what I said and what I read
And I can no longer speaka de Ingles, por favor….
Reporter:
Yeah, but did you do it?
Gonzo:
UH UH, not guilty!
Paul:
My girlfriend, Shaha, and I did this double act
and my buddy, Dubya, used to understand
us.
Now for the last number in our act,
we did these 20 financial tricks in a
row, one, two, three, four, five...
Promotions, raised salaries, back flips, flip flops,
one right after the other. Well, this one night
we are in the World Bank, the three of us,
sittin' up in an office, boozin' and havin' a few
laughs and we ran out of dough
so I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
And there's Shaha and
Dubya talking World Domination
-without me...
Paul:
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out.
I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was
reading my own Board notes, I even knew she‘d gotten a raise.
All:
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along.
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Bush:
I love Gonzalez, Wolfowitz
More than I can possibly say.
They are real fantastic guys...
Sensitive...they’re pardners.
But they’ve been troubled.
They’re always trying
to find themselves.
They go out every night
looking for themselves
and along the way
they find Ruth,
the truth,
Rosemary and Thyme.
Bush:
I guess you can say we’ll break up because of artistic differences.
They see themselves as alive
and I see them dead.
Bush:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
All:
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
All along
'Cause if they used us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
Dick:
You pop that gun one more time!
Annie:
Troop surge my ass.
Karl:
Ten times!
Gonzo:
UH-UH
Paul:
The World Bank - the big promotion.
Bush:
Artistic differences.
All:
I betcha you would have done the same!
ANNOUNCER:
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen - the Keeper of the Keys, the
Countess of the Clink, the Mistress of Murder's row - Matron
"Mama" Pelosi!
Feels Good Inc.
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*~You're IT Bert!~*
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Well who'd have thunk Cell Block Tango could be improved??
Or be equally as good in a different format!!
Nice work Bu! Very nice work!!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
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:eek: Now there's a scary visual burned into my brain for life!!!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift