Why Palin is an off-her-rocker idiot.. like you..

eekamouseeekamouse Posts: 267
edited September 2008 in A Moving Train
I'm speaking to Christians here, of which I am more ashamed to call myself as the minutes tick by, closer to November.

Jesus rocked/rocks/walked the earth/loves you.

Ok that's out of the way.

Um.. Ok. Jesus wants us to invade a country? Bullfuck.

If you followed Jesus... really, you would walk to Baghdad naked and say, "I love you brother." Ridiculous.

If Obama is the Anti-Christ, vote for him you pussy. That means Jesus is coming back soon... so let's get on with it!!!! Fuck it. I can't wait. I got a free pass to heaven baby. Woohoo.

I can't wait for Palin to break into tongues during a State of the Union.

I'll see you in outer space.... Hopefully Jesus will be there too.
Love is more important to me than faith.
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  • did you take the brown acid?

    ???
    If I was to smile and I held out my hand
    If I opened it now would you not understand?
  • did you take the brown acid?

    ???

    I grew up in the 80s/90s. It's all we had.
    Love is more important to me than faith.
  • PEPPER wrote:
    .....are you ok

    Yes, unlike Palin and the rest of "you", I'm perfectly fine.
    Love is more important to me than faith.
  • fuckfuck Posts: 4,069
    eekamouse wrote:
    I'm speaking to Christians here, of which I am more ashamed to call myself as the minutes tick by, closer to November.

    Jesus rocked/rocks/walked the earth/loves you.

    Ok that's out of the way.

    Um.. Ok. Jesus wants us to invade a country? Bullfuck.

    If you followed Jesus... really, you would walk to Baghdad naked and say, "I love you brother." Ridiculous.

    If Obama is the Anti-Christ, vote for him you pussy. That means Jesus is coming back soon... so let's get on with it!!!! Fuck it. I can't wait. I got a free pass to heaven baby. Woohoo.

    I can't wait for Palin to break into tongues during a State of the Union.

    I'll see you in outer space.... Hopefully Jesus will be there too.
    There has to be an easier way to say Palin's an idiot.
  • eekamouse wrote:
    Yes, unlike Palin and the rest of "you", I'm perfectly fine.


    If you are fine...I'm happy not to be.
    hippiemom = goodness
  • who's walking to baghdad naked again?
  • MrSmith wrote:
    who's walking to baghdad naked again?

    The same person marching there with tanks and guns, impatient enough not to let WMD inspector's finish their job? :D
    Love is more important to me than faith.
  • NMyTreeNMyTree Posts: 2,374
    eekamouse wrote:
    I'm speaking to Christians here, of which I am more ashamed to call myself as the minutes tick by, closer to November.

    Jesus rocked/rocks/walked the earth/loves you.

    Ok that's out of the way.

    Um.. Ok. Jesus wants us to invade a country? Bullfuck.

    If you followed Jesus... really, you would walk to Baghdad naked and say, "I love you brother." Ridiculous.

    If Obama is the Anti-Christ, vote for him you pussy. That means Jesus is coming back soon... so let's get on with it!!!! Fuck it. I can't wait. I got a free pass to heaven baby. Woohoo.

    I can't wait for Palin to break into tongues during a State of the Union.

    I'll see you in outer space.... Hopefully Jesus will be there too.


    1) You, no one, has a free pass into heaven. So I hope that was sarcasm.


    2) Heaven is as fictional as Jurrasic Park. Although there's a much higher chance of JP actually existing.


    3) I agree with the basic message. Palin is a looney as they come.
  • iamicaiamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    Pass me whatever you're smoking...
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  • know1know1 Posts: 6,794
    Another fine example of a liberal discussing the issues. I'm sure it will draw many people to your side.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    know1 wrote:
    Another fine example of a liberal discussing the issues. I'm sure it will draw many people to your side.

    The deal is, this woman appears to be more polarizing than W himself. It's kind of hard to have a lengthy, coherent debate about someone like that. Maybe she'll not turn out to be such a radical as she's been painted to be, but wow, she has a lot of convincing to do. Then again, Americans tend to vote for people they'd like a beer with, so what the hell do I know...
  • know1 wrote:
    Another fine example of a liberal discussing the issues. I'm sure it will draw many people to your side.

    I'm not a liberal. Liberals hate hypocritical Christians then, I guess. If that makes me liberal, sign me up.
    Love is more important to me than faith.
  • know1know1 Posts: 6,794
    eekamouse wrote:
    I'm not a liberal. Liberals hate hypocritical Christians then, I guess. If that makes me liberal, sign me up.

    Who hates hypocritical liberals, though?
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • callencallen Posts: 6,388
    know1 wrote:
    Another fine example of a liberal discussing the issues. I'm sure it will draw many people to your side.
    Issue is having a person with such beliefs one heartbeat away from the presidency.
    10-18-2000 Houston, 04-06-2003 Houston, 6-25-2003 Toronto, 10-8-2004 Kissimmee, 9-4-2005 Calgary, 12-3-05 Sao Paulo, 7-2-2006 Denver, 7-22-06 Gorge, 7-23-2006 Gorge, 9-13-2006 Bern, 6-22-2008 DC, 6-24-2008 MSG, 6-25-2008 MSG
  • callencallen Posts: 6,388
    eekamouse wrote:
    I'm speaking to Christians here, of which I am more ashamed to call myself as the minutes tick by, closer to November.

    Jesus rocked/rocks/walked the earth/loves you.

    Ok that's out of the way.

    Um.. Ok. Jesus wants us to invade a country? Bullfuck.

    If you followed Jesus... really, you would walk to Baghdad naked and say, "I love you brother." Ridiculous.

    If Obama is the Anti-Christ, vote for him you pussy. That means Jesus is coming back soon... so let's get on with it!!!! Fuck it. I can't wait. I got a free pass to heaven baby. Woohoo.

    I can't wait for Palin to break into tongues during a State of the Union.

    I'll see you in outer space.... Hopefully Jesus will be there too.

    Lets not forget stripping this planet dry of all its resources, not caring for any of Gods creatures etc etc. Jesus must be proud of his
    21st century christians.
    10-18-2000 Houston, 04-06-2003 Houston, 6-25-2003 Toronto, 10-8-2004 Kissimmee, 9-4-2005 Calgary, 12-3-05 Sao Paulo, 7-2-2006 Denver, 7-22-06 Gorge, 7-23-2006 Gorge, 9-13-2006 Bern, 6-22-2008 DC, 6-24-2008 MSG, 6-25-2008 MSG
  • know1 wrote:
    Who hates hypocritical liberals, though?

    Not Jesus.
    Love is more important to me than faith.
  • saveuplifesaveuplife Posts: 1,173
    eekamouse wrote:
    I'm speaking to Christians here, of which I am more ashamed to call myself as the minutes tick by, closer to November.

    Jesus rocked/rocks/walked the earth/loves you.

    Ok that's out of the way.

    Um.. Ok. Jesus wants us to invade a country? Bullfuck.

    If you followed Jesus... really, you would walk to Baghdad naked and say, "I love you brother." Ridiculous.

    If Obama is the Anti-Christ, vote for him you pussy. That means Jesus is coming back soon... so let's get on with it!!!! Fuck it. I can't wait. I got a free pass to heaven baby. Woohoo.

    I can't wait for Palin to break into tongues during a State of the Union.

    I'll see you in outer space.... Hopefully Jesus will be there too.

    If you'd really like to help out with the political race. Start with education, one way to do this is by increasing our country's average IQ. Say that you are doing it in the name of the Democrats. Here's how...

    Step 1: Take out a gun

    Step 2: Aim it at your head

    Step 3: Pull the trigger

    That's a way to help. Stupid threads like this are not.
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