Ron Jeremy for President???

Byrnzie
Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
edited August 2006 in A Moving Train
Make porn, not war!!

Discuss....
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  • monkey spanker
    monkey spanker Posts: 283
    i say do both.
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    monkey spanker wrote:
    i say do both.

    What, a porn war? How so? Using penises as weapons? Weird! :eek:
  • enharmonic
    enharmonic Posts: 1,917
    Well, he does know how to fuck people. That seems to be a pre-requiste for the job. :p
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Well, we couldn't have a bigger cock in the White House than the one we've got now.
  • not4u
    not4u Posts: 512
    enharmonic wrote:
    Well, he does know how to fuck people.

    no he doesn't
    we don't want war, but we still want more?
  • enharmonic
    enharmonic Posts: 1,917
    not4u wrote:
    no he doesn't

    Dude, Ron Jeremy has boned every porn star in the biz in the last 25 years.
    new music: http://www.myspace.com/blackbirdsymphonique

    old music: http://www.myspace.com/slowloader
  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    They could give away little stuffed Hedgehogs that say "Vote for Ron." That would be sweet......................:D
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • cornnifer
    cornnifer Posts: 2,130
    enharmonic wrote:
    Well, he does know how to fuck people. That seems to be a pre-requiste for the job. :p

    Well done! :D

    Very clever!
    "When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."
  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Well, we couldn't have a bigger cock in the White House than the one we've got now.

    hahahahahaha
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • not4u
    not4u Posts: 512
    enharmonic wrote:
    Dude, Ron Jeremy has boned every porn star in the biz in the last 25 years.

    that doesn't mean he is good at it.
    we don't want war, but we still want more?
  • enharmonic
    enharmonic Posts: 1,917
    not4u wrote:
    that doesn't mean he is good at it.

    How much money have you made from boning hot chicks? Me, I've not made any money at it. Ron Jeremy has made millions. He owns a production company.
    new music: http://www.myspace.com/blackbirdsymphonique

    old music: http://www.myspace.com/slowloader
  • enharmonic
    enharmonic Posts: 1,917
    not4u wrote:
    that doesn't mean he is good at it.

    How much money have you made from boning hot chicks? Me, I've not made any money at it. Ron Jeremy has made millions. He owns a production company.
    new music: http://www.myspace.com/blackbirdsymphonique

    old music: http://www.myspace.com/slowloader
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    He could certainly add a whole new dimension to international relations. At the very least, he could give Condi the seeing to that she so obviously needs.
  • sliverstain
    sliverstain Posts: 340
    I thought we were already watching Porn in the WHite House.

    Bush, Dick....
    The world's greatest empires progress through this sequence:From bondage to spiritual faith; spiritual faith to great courage; courage to liberty;liberty to abundance;abundance to selfishness; selfishness to complacency;complacency to apathy;apathy to dependence;dependency back again into bondage
  • cornnifer
    cornnifer Posts: 2,130
    sliverstain wrote:
    I thought we were already watching Porn in the WHite House.

    Bush, Dick....

    I think my favorite bumper sticker says something along the lines of "With a Bush and a Dick in the whitehouse, somebody is getting fucked!"
    "When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."
  • sliverstain
    sliverstain Posts: 340
    cornnifer wrote:
    I think my favorite bumper sticker says something along the lines of "With a Bush and a Dick in the whitehouse, somebody is getting fucked!"


    Haha! There was something Vonnegut said about the time of the can we/we will Iraq UN debate, "When the three most powerful people in the country are called Bush, Dick and Colon..."

    I forget the rest.
    The world's greatest empires progress through this sequence:From bondage to spiritual faith; spiritual faith to great courage; courage to liberty;liberty to abundance;abundance to selfishness; selfishness to complacency;complacency to apathy;apathy to dependence;dependency back again into bondage

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