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Liberals vs Conservatives?

ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
edited December 2006 in A Moving Train
If all the liberals in the world fought all the conservatives in the world in a fist fight, who would win? :confused:

I just read a thread on the AET about the new Rocky movie and felt inspired to cross thread boundaries with this important and contemporary issue.
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  • jlew24asujlew24asu Posts: 10,118
    liberals wouldnt stand a chance.

    and I agree this is a very important contemporary issue. :)
  • chopitdownchopitdown Posts: 2,222
    the conservatives would win. But the liberals would def contest the results.
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    But you see Conservatives wouldn't have an armed forces to fall back on. Imagine all the common dock workers and construction workers going toe to toe with a bunch of Wall Street guys. The suits would get whooped!
  • ledveddermanledvedderman Posts: 7,761
    The conservatives would win because they're the bully, and the liberals are the nerdy smart kids who get pushed around.

    I'm proud as hell to be liberal, but we'd get our ass kicked in a fist fight, plus I'm sure some conservatives would bring the guns. We're good people, but we're big pansies

    The guy above me makes a great point about the union workers though...that could balance it out a bit
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  • bubbamackdaddy69bubbamackdaddy69 Posts: 576
    I voted for Stephen Harper....lol...so conservatives...haha
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Ali was a liberal and Foreman was a conservative. Ali whooped his butt!
  • jlew24asujlew24asu Posts: 10,118
    Byrnzie wrote:
    Ali was a liberal and Foreman was a conservative. Ali whooped his butt!


    fight was fixed. foreman was druged. true story
  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    I'm not really sure, but as a woman, I can say that I've definitely found the passion and depth of the "liberal" very attractive. Oh, and did I mention the "passion"?? ;)
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Byrnzie wrote:
    But you see Conservatives wouldn't have an armed forces to fall back on. Imagine all the common dock workers and construction workers going toe to toe with a bunch of Wall Street guys. The suits would get whooped!

    most of those people would vote conservative cos they represent their traditional values. the conservatives would win. they're vicious and would fight dirty and ugly. the liberals would spend too much time holding committee meetings to decide what battle plan to use without offending any of their factions. by the time they took actions, the conservatives would be drinking the blood of liberal babies and burning the carcasses in effigy to their lord and master jesus christ.
  • macgyver06macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    they will kill themselves off and than Nader would file a contaminated area report to protect the citizens nearby.
  • ledveddermanledvedderman Posts: 7,761
    jlew24asu wrote:
    fight was fixed. foreman was druged. true story

    Oh jlew is quite the conspiracy theorist...I mean the man thinks the gov't was behind 9/11.

    Just kidding jlew, you know your my boy from the windy city
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  • jlew24asujlew24asu Posts: 10,118
    ledvedderman wrote:
    Oh jlew is quite the conspiracy theorist...I mean the man thinks the gov't was behind 9/11.

    Just kidding jlew, you know your my boy from the windy city

    hey now. you callin me out? lets get in the ring.

    but wait, it wouldnt be liberal vs conservative. or would it ;)
  • Scratchin a LetterScratchin a Letter Posts: 2,303
    It would be easy for the conservatives as they have guns...

    ...but the liberals would have a UN sanction in place before any damage could be done.

    Whatever the result, I'm sure it would end up being contested anyway.
  • chopitdownchopitdown Posts: 2,222
    Scratchin a Letter wrote:
    ...but the liberals would have a UN sanction in place before any damage could be done.

    .

    yes and we know how well sanctions work.
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  • ledveddermanledvedderman Posts: 7,761
    chopitdown wrote:
    yes and we know how well sanctions work.

    Just as well as not following through on sanctions and invading a country...
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  • NCfanNCfan Posts: 945
    jlew24asu wrote:
    fight was fixed. foreman was druged. true story

    How do you figure???
  • chopitdownchopitdown Posts: 2,222
    ledvedderman wrote:
    Just as well as not following through on sanctions and invading a country...

    which just goes to show you more reasons the conservatives would win.
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  • JeanwahJeanwah Posts: 6,363
    Why would there have to be a fight? Why can't we all fucking just get along? Neither side is superior to the other.
  • jlew24asujlew24asu Posts: 10,118
    NCfan wrote:
    How do you figure???


    I have insider information.
  • jlew24asujlew24asu Posts: 10,118
    Jeanwah wrote:
    Why would there have to be a fight? Why can't we all fucking just get along? Neither side is superior to the other.



    ****slaps you upside your head*****



    hands you a tissue. :(
  • ledveddermanledvedderman Posts: 7,761
    Jeanwah wrote:
    Why would there have to be a fight? Why can't we all fucking just get along? Neither side is superior to the other.

    Because this is America, we like to pick fights...even if we can't win them
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  • JeanwahJeanwah Posts: 6,363
    ledvedderman wrote:
    Because this is America, we like to pick fights...even if we can't win them

    Yeah, and America can't run w/ one political party in charge. The only reason we are the way we are, is a combination of both liberals and conservatives.
  • JeanwahJeanwah Posts: 6,363
    jlew24asu wrote:
    ****slaps you upside your head*****



    hands you a tissue. :(
    Typical big-headed conservative reaction.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    The liberals would have most of Russia on their side. Not to mention the Chechen rebels. These boys don't fuck about. Have you seen the size of some of these Ruskies? They're about 8ft tall and 3ft wide.
    I personally believe the Liberals would spank the Conservatives like red headed step children. :cool:
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Jeanwah wrote:
    Why would there have to be a fight? Why can't we all fucking just get along? Neither side is superior to the other.

    Coz!
    Dya wanna fight over it? ;)
  • jlew24asujlew24asu Posts: 10,118
    Jeanwah wrote:
    Typical big-headed conservative reaction.

    lighten up. or hit me back. gimmie your best shot. do it
  • sonicreducersonicreducer Posts: 713
    while the liberals and conservatives were boxing in the ring, a couple of jihadists set off a bomb, killing them both edit: (and the suicide bombers)
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  • jlew24asujlew24asu Posts: 10,118
    sonicreducer wrote:
    while the liberals and conservatives were boxing in the ring, a couple of jihadists set off a bomb, killing them both.


    thats true. they arent discriminatory when it comes to kill innocent people
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    sonicreducer wrote:
    while the liberals and conservatives were boxing in the ring, a couple of jihadists set off a bomb, killing them both.

    And then Subcomandante Marcos strung the jihadists up and fed them to the dogs.
  • miller8966miller8966 Posts: 1,450
    Byrnzie wrote:
    The liberals would have most of Russia on their side. Not to mention the Chechen rebels. These boys don't fuck about. Have you seen the size of some of these Ruskies? They're about 8ft tall and 3ft wide.
    I personally believe the Liberals would spank the Conservatives like red headed step children. :cool:

    lol When did Chechen rebels become liberal?

    Conservative would spank Liberals...all we would have to do is cut off your tofu supply.
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