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Dick Cheney for President!

ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
edited March 2008 in A Moving Train
Seriously, Cheney should be president. I mean, why delude yourselves that anybody else will be any better? It's all just window dressing anyway. Rather than elect a president who will give Americans the illusion that someone cares about their welfare, or who cares about the lives of foreign, brown people whilst dropping bombs on them, I think it would be best to elect someone who says it like it is. Dick Cheney is a slimey, lying toad, with no morals whatsoever. He doesn't give two shits about the American people - other than his rich buddies - and he wants to destroy every country that doesn't tow the line. And he doesn't give a shit how many people - foriegn, or American - have to die to protect his, and his buddies, over-inflated bank balances.
I think Americans deserve a President who will be honest about these things, and not pretend to be other than he is. Wake up America! There is no 'democracy' in your country. Punching a card once every four years and then being lied to and robbed on a daily basis does not represent 'democracy'. You need to accept the fact that your country has become a symbol of everything rotten and twisted in this world, and that voting for Hilary Clinton or Barak Obama won't change a fucking thing.
Therefore Cheney's your man.
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    jeez steve. good to see being in lovely china (superpower-in-waiting) hasn't softened your vitriol. :D


    whats that saying? we get the leaders we deserve? something like that. :)
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  • AbookamongstthemanyAbookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    “Remember one thing about democracy. We can have anything we want and at the same time, we always end up with exactly what we deserve.” ~ Edward Albee
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    It's not looking particularly good...

    http://www.funnymoneyreport.com/

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  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSunLikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    i think its funny that he is incapable of smiling. He really cant do it. looks like he's angry. Thats a sure sign of being a Sith Lord or something i think.
  • tiklemynauseatiklemynausea Posts: 102
    I'm sure the N.R.A would agree with you...
    Now we got a fuckin fight up here,what there's a republican in the audience,what's going on? Eddie(Randell's Island N.Y 96)
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Hmm, maybe I was being a bit harsh before. I think that most Americans deserve better. An American I spoke to today here said that she thinks a compulsory draft would be a good thing. It would probably be a good thing in the U.K too. She said it would make people think twice before allowing lying, greedhead politicians to send the people off to war. I thought she had a good point.
    For the time being, I'd love to see the members of the Bush Administration - with Tony Blair holding up the rear - be forced into the front line in Iraq. It'd be interesting to see how they'd bear up over there. Considering how most of these greedy perverts probably spend most weekends dressing up in babies nappies and being spanked by their goofy, domineering wives, then a stint in an Iraqi torture chamber would perhaps find them either pissing themselves with fear and begging for their mommies, or else helplessly ejaculating at the mere sight of a blowtorch.

    One can only wonder about these things! :rolleyes:
  • PaperPlatesPaperPlates Posts: 1,745
    Yep, has the worst system there is, except for every other one out there.
    Why go home

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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    I heard the Anti-American chant of choice by radical Islamic fanatics, "Death To America!!!" has been replaced by "Dick Cheney For President!!!". I mean, they are basically one in the same, right?
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Cosmo wrote:
    I heard the Anti-American chant of choice by radical Islamic fanatics, "Death To America!!!" has been replaced by "Dick Cheney For President!!!". I mean, they are basically one in the same, right?

    No, not really. You're obviously incapable of understanding the original post.
  • tiklemynauseatiklemynausea Posts: 102
    I dont think he'll be alive for another 4 yrs..His heart is gonna go sooner or later,my guess is the sooner part...
    Now we got a fuckin fight up here,what there's a republican in the audience,what's going on? Eddie(Randell's Island N.Y 96)
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    Byrnzie wrote:
    No, not really. You're obviously incapable of understanding the original post.
    ...
    Wait a minute... I say, "Dick Cheney For President" = "Death To America". and you say it's not?
    ...
    Then, yeah.. I guess I AM incapable of understanding you.
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
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  • slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    Wait a minute... I say, "Dick Cheney For President" = "Death To America". and you say it's not?
    ...
    Then, yeah.. I guess I AM incapable of understanding you.

    I think he's a closet Dick Cheney fan. Probably because he thinks he could score a threeway with Cheney's daughter, who is a lesbian.
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  • jeffbrjeffbr Seattle Posts: 7,177
    I thought Dick Cheney has been President for the past almost 8 years.
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,200
    Byrnzie wrote:
    Seriously, Cheney should be president. I mean, why delude yourselves that anybody else will be any better? It's all just window dressing anyway. Rather than elect a president who will give Americans the illusion that someone cares about their welfare, or who cares about the lives of foreign, brown people whilst dropping bombs on them, I think it would be best to elect someone who says it like it is. Dick Cheney is a slimey, lying toad, with no morals whatsoever. He doesn't give two shits about the American people - other than his rich buddies - and he wants to destroy every country that doesn't tow the line. And he doesn't give a shit how many people - foriegn, or American - have to die to protect his, and his buddies, over-inflated bank balances.
    I think Americans deserve a President who will be honest about these things, and not pretend to be other than he is. Wake up America! There is no 'democracy' in your country. Punching a card once every four years and then being lied to and robbed on a daily basis does not represent 'democracy'. You need to accept the fact that your country has become a symbol of everything rotten and twisted in this world, and that voting for Hilary Clinton or Barak Obama won't change a fucking thing.
    Therefore Cheney's your man.

    In some strange way this makes a whole lot of sense and HC and BO ain't changing much.

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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    slightofjeff wrote:
    ...he thinks he could score a threeway with Cheney's daughter, who is a lesbian.

    Now you may be onto something here. Although I've not seen what she looks like, so I won't commit myself just yet.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    Wait a minute... I say, "Dick Cheney For President" = "Death To America". and you say it's not?
    ...
    Then, yeah.. I guess I AM incapable of understanding you.

    Let me simplify it for ya...I think things need to get worse for Americans - a lot worse - (and for the British too as long as the British government insists on being America's lapdog) - before they can get better.
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    I understand your sentiment. I was watching Bill Maher last night and he stated a recent poll showed 55% of Americans would prefer John McCain be the one at the White House to get the call on the red phone when a crisis happens. One of my biggest frustrations with my fellow Americans is their apparent lack of desire to actually dissect the candidates in any real way. They see McCain, the war veteran, proud of our troops, and that's good enough. He's the best man for the job. I am actually more scared of where McCain is going to send our troops next than I ever was of Bush. The man is just not right in the head. Fucking A, if McCain is our next president I don't want to be living here to see it.
  • mdigenakismdigenakis Posts: 1,337
    Satan for God!
    "Don't let the darkness eat you up..."

    -Greg Dulli

  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    jeffbr wrote:
    I thought Dick Cheney has been President for the past almost 8 years.

    yep.. you're 8 years too late Byrnzie :D
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • DixieNDixieN Posts: 351
    Cheney's already been president for years. I thought there was such a thing as term limits. Maybe he can run again as Ronald McDonald.
  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSunLikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    http://www.myspace.com/dickcheneysrifle
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    mdigenakis wrote:
    Satan for God!

    satan IS god.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
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