'Ninja' chicken fucker mayhem!!
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Tuesday, 12 June 2007, 19:22 GMT 20:22 UK
Russian 'ninja' arrested in Italy
By Christian Fraser
BBC News, Rome
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6746051.stm
Italian police have arrested a Russian "ninja" who had been spreading fear across farmlands in the north of the country.
The man, camouflaged in an all black suit, had robbed several farmers and their families at knife point, police say.
Police had been searching for him for several weeks.
Ninjas were trained for stealth. They first appeared in 14th Century Japan and were famed as assassins and spies.
For several weeks the police had been scouring the countryside looking for shadows.
The "ninja" was known to have struck several times - his head wrapped in a black bandana, a powerful bow in one hand and a knife strapped to his leg.
He targeted isolated farms late at night forcing farmers to hand over cash and valuables at arrow point.
His victims were usually so afraid they didn't report the attacks until some days later.
But on Monday night the "ninja" was outwitted.
As he smashed through the door of a farmhouse, a feisty old pensioner was waiting for him.
The old man came down the stairs but tripped on the last step letting off his rifle.
Startled, the "ninja" made his escape, hopping onto a bicycle and racing off into the nearby cornfields - followed by police who were quickly on the scene.
Police eventually trailed him to an abandoned farmhouse where he was arrested.
He was later identified as Igor Vaclavic, a former soldier from the Russian army.
He was caught carrying night scopes and a head torch.
When asked about his chosen disguise, he told police he had been inspired by his boyhood idol - Robin Hood.
Russian 'ninja' arrested in Italy
By Christian Fraser
BBC News, Rome
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6746051.stm
Italian police have arrested a Russian "ninja" who had been spreading fear across farmlands in the north of the country.
The man, camouflaged in an all black suit, had robbed several farmers and their families at knife point, police say.
Police had been searching for him for several weeks.
Ninjas were trained for stealth. They first appeared in 14th Century Japan and were famed as assassins and spies.
For several weeks the police had been scouring the countryside looking for shadows.
The "ninja" was known to have struck several times - his head wrapped in a black bandana, a powerful bow in one hand and a knife strapped to his leg.
He targeted isolated farms late at night forcing farmers to hand over cash and valuables at arrow point.
His victims were usually so afraid they didn't report the attacks until some days later.
But on Monday night the "ninja" was outwitted.
As he smashed through the door of a farmhouse, a feisty old pensioner was waiting for him.
The old man came down the stairs but tripped on the last step letting off his rifle.
Startled, the "ninja" made his escape, hopping onto a bicycle and racing off into the nearby cornfields - followed by police who were quickly on the scene.
Police eventually trailed him to an abandoned farmhouse where he was arrested.
He was later identified as Igor Vaclavic, a former soldier from the Russian army.
He was caught carrying night scopes and a head torch.
When asked about his chosen disguise, he told police he had been inspired by his boyhood idol - Robin Hood.
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Damn, how tight would a chicken be ???????
Now it's like, was he fucking chickens,too?
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It's all about reading between the lines my friend!
The economy has polarized to the point where the wealthiest 10% now own 85% of the nation’s wealth. Never before have the bottom 90% been so highly indebted, so dependent on the wealthy.
fucking brilliant!!!!
since when did Robin Hood wear all black clothing, strap a headtorch on and mug farmers!
license and registration chicken fucker
lets see who gets this one
I'm discarding all thought
I'll dry up, leaving puddles on the ground
I'm like an opening band for the sun
naděje umírá poslední
SUPER TROOPERS!!!!!
Best stupid movie of all time (I actually watched it last night for about the 20th time).
Farva: Who can say "meow" the most? You guys are real crazy, hey look out for these guys.
Farva: Hell I can say "meow". I can say "moo", for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chickenfucker.
You are not your job.
You are not how much money you have in the bank.
You are not the car you drive.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your fucking khakis.
ding ding ding... get this nice person a prize
You are not your job.
You are not how much money you have in the bank.
You are not the car you drive.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your fucking khakis.
Dude...you said SUPER TROOPERS....hehe cool...
p.s.
Go Chicken fucker...you mad basturd
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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Good news!!! Check it out...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0859635/
You are not your job.
You are not how much money you have in the bank.
You are not the car you drive.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your fucking khakis.