'Ninja' chicken fucker mayhem!!

ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
edited June 2007 in A Moving Train
Tuesday, 12 June 2007, 19:22 GMT 20:22 UK

Russian 'ninja' arrested in Italy
By Christian Fraser
BBC News, Rome


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6746051.stm

Italian police have arrested a Russian "ninja" who had been spreading fear across farmlands in the north of the country.

The man, camouflaged in an all black suit, had robbed several farmers and their families at knife point, police say.

Police had been searching for him for several weeks.

Ninjas were trained for stealth. They first appeared in 14th Century Japan and were famed as assassins and spies.

For several weeks the police had been scouring the countryside looking for shadows.

The "ninja" was known to have struck several times - his head wrapped in a black bandana, a powerful bow in one hand and a knife strapped to his leg.

He targeted isolated farms late at night forcing farmers to hand over cash and valuables at arrow point.

His victims were usually so afraid they didn't report the attacks until some days later.

But on Monday night the "ninja" was outwitted.

As he smashed through the door of a farmhouse, a feisty old pensioner was waiting for him.

The old man came down the stairs but tripped on the last step letting off his rifle.

Startled, the "ninja" made his escape, hopping onto a bicycle and racing off into the nearby cornfields - followed by police who were quickly on the scene.

Police eventually trailed him to an abandoned farmhouse where he was arrested.

He was later identified as Igor Vaclavic, a former soldier from the Russian army.

He was caught carrying night scopes and a head torch.

When asked about his chosen disguise, he told police he had been inspired by his boyhood idol - Robin Hood.
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  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    Leave the farmers alone, Igor.

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  • PearlerPearler Posts: 191
    Im still trying to find where any reference was made about this ninja fucking the chickens.

    Damn, how tight would a chicken be ???????
  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    I can't get over "Igor" the Ninja.

    Now it's like, was he fucking chickens,too?

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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Pearler wrote:
    Im still trying to find where any reference was made about this ninja fucking the chickens.


    It's all about reading between the lines my friend!
  • spiral outspiral out Posts: 1,052
    I do like a good story about a ninja, especially a Russian one.
    Keep on rockin in the free world!!!!

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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Byrnzie wrote:
    When asked about his chosen disguise, he told police he had been inspired by his boyhood idol - Robin Hood.

    fucking brilliant!!!! :D:D:confused:

    since when did Robin Hood wear all black clothing, strap a headtorch on and mug farmers!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    shit, for 20 bucks i will call him chicken fucker

    license and registration chicken fucker :)


    lets see who gets this one
  • Riot_RainRiot_Rain Posts: 348
    I thought it was about a ninja chicken. You never know with this bird flu malarkey, the chickens could be evolving into ninjas! Hiaaaaa!
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  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    Chicken fucker indeed.
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  • Royals32Royals32 Posts: 160
    my2hands wrote:
    shit, for 20 bucks i will call him chicken fucker

    license and registration chicken fucker :)


    lets see who gets this one

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    Farva: Who can say "meow" the most? You guys are real crazy, hey look out for these guys.

    Farva: Hell I can say "meow". I can say "moo", for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chickenfucker.
    #==(o )

    You are not your job.
    You are not how much money you have in the bank.
    You are not the car you drive.
    You are not the contents of your wallet.
    You are not your fucking khakis.
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    Royals32 wrote:
    SUPER TROOPERS!!!!!

    Best stupid movie of all time (I actually watched it last night for about the 20th time).



    Farva: Who can say "meow" the most? You guys are real crazy, hey look out for these guys.

    Farva: Hell I can say "meow". I can say "moo", for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chickenfucker.


    ding ding ding... get this nice person a prize :D
  • Royals32Royals32 Posts: 160
    Yesssssssss! (with a Tiger Woods fist pump)
    #==(o )

    You are not your job.
    You are not how much money you have in the bank.
    You are not the car you drive.
    You are not the contents of your wallet.
    You are not your fucking khakis.
  • Royals32 wrote:
    SUPER TROOPERS!!!!!

    Best stupid movie of all time (I actually watched it last night for about the 20th time).



    Farva: Who can say "meow" the most? You guys are real crazy, hey look out for these guys.

    Farva: Hell I can say "meow". I can say "moo", for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chickenfucker.


    Dude...you said SUPER TROOPERS....hehe cool...

    p.s.
    Go Chicken fucker...you mad basturd
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  • Royals32Royals32 Posts: 160
    Dude...you said SUPER TROOPERS....hehe cool...

    p.s.
    Go Chicken fucker...you mad basturd


    Good news!!! Check it out...

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0859635/
    #==(o )

    You are not your job.
    You are not how much money you have in the bank.
    You are not the car you drive.
    You are not the contents of your wallet.
    You are not your fucking khakis.
  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    he was just trying to sell books to school children.
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