How To Make Money Off Global Warming?

world

Im sure there will be many ways to make some moolah off this global warming thing. I wonder if the cavemen took advantage when their climate changed, any ideas?

Im going to try to figure out how high the oceans will raise and buy land where the new coast will be. All that sweet new ocean front property will be mine.

american

I'm sure Al Gore could get you some federal funding now that the demowhacko's have control of congress.

down_ski

http://www.morethings.com/fan/south_park/photo_gallery/manbearpig-al_gore.jpg

IM TOTALLY SERIAL GUYS!

OceansJenny

Uh huh. You all can make money off of global warming trying to come up with better vaccines/cures for new diseases, finding ways to save all the species that will be threatened/dying, hey maybe even marketing boat houses for everyone whos living in an area thats going to soon be underwater!!

Cosmo

Invest your money buying land in inland deserts? I mean, you can speculate that it'll be the future beach front properties.

world

OceansJenny wrote:

Uh huh. You all can make money off of global warming trying to come up with better vaccines/cures for new diseases, finding ways to save all the species that will be threatened/dying, hey maybe even marketing boat houses for everyone whos living in an area thats going to soon be underwater!!

Our species has gone through MANY climate changes a lot more drastic than what we are seeing now. The humans have always advanced as a species throughout them all, you underestimate us.

chopitdown

buy stock in air conditioner companies

sonicreducer

world wrote:

Our species has gone through MANY climate changes a lot more drastic than what we are seeing now. The humans have always advanced as a species throughout them all, you underestimate us.

how many people will perish though? this is preventable

world

sonicreducer wrote:

how many people will perish though? this is preventable

Since when did we care about people perishing? Look at Darfur, their is genocide going on and the United Nations still wont recognize it. Also, global climate change is not preventable, its been going on since Day 1 on Earth.

deadmosquito

world wrote:

Im sure there will be many ways to make some moolah off this global warming thing. I wonder if the cavemen took advantage when their climate changed, any ideas?

Im going to try to figure out how high the oceans will raise and buy land where the new coast will be. All that sweet new ocean front property will be mine.

i like the way you think.

polaris

soo ... the war on terror is real but global warming is some made up thing by treehuggers who got nothing better to do?

chopitdown

polaris wrote:

soo ... the war on terror is real but global warming is some made up thing by treehuggers who got nothing better to do?

can we quote you on that one

polaris

chopitdown wrote:

can we quote you on that one

sure ... ... part of my plan to infiltrate those on the right!

chopitdown

polaris wrote:

sure ... ... part of my plan to infiltrate those on the right!

well played

polaris

from stopglobalwarming.org

Chase Utley
Location: PA - 19148
Marching Since: January 3, 2007
I'm marching because I know how important it is for all of us to face the reality of global warming. It's real, it's a danger and it threatens the well-being of all of us. I love America but I don't love how wasteful we are. With five percent of the world's population, we consume twenty-five percent of the planet's energy. We need to address global warming in a serious and meaningful way. All of us, not just those of us marching, need to take steps NOW to conserve. We need to think outside the corporate box on this - to solar, wind power, hybrids. We need a major shift in our mindset on what makes up the American dream. It's not two SUV's in every garage, it's creating a good and sustainable life for all of us for generations to come. For me, doing so will start with the very first step I take on this march. This is only the beginning.

blackredyellow

I want to try to get in touch with some of the people who convinced companies to spend billions for Y2K protection... They have to have some ideas on this.

I want to invent an air conditioned jacket that people can wear walking from their air conditioned houses to their air conditioned cars.

know1

sonicreducer wrote:

how many people will perish though? this is preventable

All of them. Everybody dies.

know1

polaris wrote:

soo ... the war on terror is real but global warming is some made up thing by treehuggers who got nothing better to do?

No - just the preventable part is made up.

Kann

http://www.amazon.com/Inconvenient-Truth-Al-Gore/dp/B000ICL3KG/sr=8-1/qid=1168614577/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/105-5913740-7926839?ie=UTF8&s=dvd

(sorry, it was too tempting)

Drowned Out

There’s a lot of talk about a new arctic shipping passage that will eventually open up in (disputed) Canadian water once we can melt all those damn ancient ice flows. We could look into what companies will dominate that route and get in early.

world

blackredyellow wrote:

I want to try to get in touch with some of the people who convinced companies to spend billions for Y2K protection... They have to have some ideas on this.

I want to invent an air conditioned jacket that people can wear walking from their air conditioned houses to their air conditioned cars.

lmao, forget those "Pump" shoes. I want "AC Shoes" to keep my feet from getting sweaty.