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These are the cries of the carrots

AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
edited October 2006 in A Moving Train
I told all you vegies that carrots didn't like you eating them.

Remember that song by Tool? Disgustipated I believe it was called.
tool wrote:
And the angel of the lord came unto me. snatching me up from my place of slumber, and took me on
High, and higher still until we moved through the spaces betwixt the air itself. and he brought me into a
Vast farmland of our own midwest. and as we descended, cries of impending doom arose from the
Soil. one thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear. and terror possessed me then. and I begged:
angel of the lord, what are these tortured screams? and the angel said unto me: these are the cries
Of the carrots. the cries of the carrot. you see, reverend maynard, tomorrow is harvest day, and to
Them, it is the holocaust. and I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat with the tears of one million
Terrified brothers and roared: hear me now, I have seen the light. they have a consciousness! they
Have a life! they have a soul. damn you! let the rabbits wear glasses. save our brothers. can I get an
Amen. can I get a haleluia. thank you, jesus.

This is necessary.
Life feeds on life.

Well now they are lashing out and paralyzing people
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2006/10/09/botulism.html
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
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Comments

  • jlbw78jlbw78 Posts: 12
    I guess I need to stick to fast food and soft drinks.
  • negationistnegationist Posts: 237
    That was brilliant. For a moment there after reading your post and before checking out the link, I actually thought it was gonna be some crazy story about a mutated carrot lashing out at some person!!!
    Brilliant!!!
    If Pearl Jam was a beer, they'd probably be the best beer in the world!!
  • stuckinlinestuckinline Posts: 3,368
    bring back the spinach!!!!


    i also can't wait to see who gets "blamed" for these botulism and e coli out breaks :)
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    negationist wrote:
    That was brilliant. For a moment there after reading your post and before checking out the link, I actually thought it was gonna be some crazy story about a mutated carrot lashing out at some person!!!
    Brilliant!!!

    Haha, that would have been great. That'll be the day when people stop eating carrots I guess.

    But if we don't eat meat and we don't eat plant life, what do we eat?
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • negationistnegationist Posts: 237
    Each other??!!??!??!
    If Pearl Jam was a beer, they'd probably be the best beer in the world!!
  • rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    remember veggie tales.

    :o I actually learn through those (as if you dont either :p ).
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    I hate to think what will happen when the brocolli get started!!!!! :eek:
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