Save Bristol Palin

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Saving Bristol
Never in history has a woman been under more pressure to keep an unwanted pregnancy than Bristol Palin. She is the teenage daughter of Alaska Governor & Vice-Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin - a conservative, Creationist Christian power-vampire and pro-life huckster who has put Bristol and her un-welcomed fetus at the center of a politico-religious crusade to stop her exercising her constitutional right to terminate the pregnancy.
Rather than sit back and impotently bemoan Bristol's tragic, lonely circumstance, it is time for us - the silent majority - to unite behind this poor, imprisoned woman and save her from both a tyrannical household as well as the horrible nightmare of a forced childbirth.
These are not empty words. I, Doug Stanhope, am offering you, Bristol Palin, the sum of 25,000 dollars so that you can abort your child and move out of that draconian home. I have also set up a PayPal link so that others around the world can help increase this amount to ease the burden of starting out on your own at such an early age.
I was once in a similar situation where I'd accidentally impregnated a girl and she had to make that same fateful decision that now faces you. It was easy for her - she didn't have a fascist, oligarch parent, the entire Republican Party or the sneering eyes of the Christian Right to contend with, much less a daft, puppet boyfriend who's just waiting for the cameras to stop rolling so he can bolt like a gazelle.
We made the right choice and rather than end up bitter rivals in court battles over custody or support, we are great friends who high-five over our decision and have all the free time and disposable income that young mothers never know. I now pay it forward and offer some of that money to you.
You don't need to ruin your future in order to support the megalomaniacal self-promotion of a mother whose every action is rooted in a demonic ego and archaic superstition. Don't become victim of the same pressure that had your brother "volunteering" for duty in Iraq.
Please consider my offer as time is of the essence. You don't want this child, the father certainly doesn't want this child and the world doesn't need another wailing mouth to feed.
I empathize with the amount of attention, pressure and possibly out-right threats you are getting to give birth against your will and I understand that at your age, you may go through with it no matter how much you don't want to. Either way, you have inspired me to try to make a difference.
Even if you cannot take my offer, I will still use my money or money donated through this page to pay for at least one abortion for a disadvantaged teenage girl each year for the rest of my life in the name of your mother. And in my will, I shall have a good portion of my estate turned into the Sarah J Palin Abortion Fund that will help girls from all walks of life from destroying their lives and our natural resources by having children.
You are not alone, Bristol. There are many of us out here who care.
Please show Bristol you care by either donating or signing the guestbook to let her know that there is true love for her outside of her current surroundings.
Saving Bristol
Never in history has a woman been under more pressure to keep an unwanted pregnancy than Bristol Palin. She is the teenage daughter of Alaska Governor & Vice-Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin - a conservative, Creationist Christian power-vampire and pro-life huckster who has put Bristol and her un-welcomed fetus at the center of a politico-religious crusade to stop her exercising her constitutional right to terminate the pregnancy.
Rather than sit back and impotently bemoan Bristol's tragic, lonely circumstance, it is time for us - the silent majority - to unite behind this poor, imprisoned woman and save her from both a tyrannical household as well as the horrible nightmare of a forced childbirth.
These are not empty words. I, Doug Stanhope, am offering you, Bristol Palin, the sum of 25,000 dollars so that you can abort your child and move out of that draconian home. I have also set up a PayPal link so that others around the world can help increase this amount to ease the burden of starting out on your own at such an early age.
I was once in a similar situation where I'd accidentally impregnated a girl and she had to make that same fateful decision that now faces you. It was easy for her - she didn't have a fascist, oligarch parent, the entire Republican Party or the sneering eyes of the Christian Right to contend with, much less a daft, puppet boyfriend who's just waiting for the cameras to stop rolling so he can bolt like a gazelle.
We made the right choice and rather than end up bitter rivals in court battles over custody or support, we are great friends who high-five over our decision and have all the free time and disposable income that young mothers never know. I now pay it forward and offer some of that money to you.
You don't need to ruin your future in order to support the megalomaniacal self-promotion of a mother whose every action is rooted in a demonic ego and archaic superstition. Don't become victim of the same pressure that had your brother "volunteering" for duty in Iraq.
Please consider my offer as time is of the essence. You don't want this child, the father certainly doesn't want this child and the world doesn't need another wailing mouth to feed.
I empathize with the amount of attention, pressure and possibly out-right threats you are getting to give birth against your will and I understand that at your age, you may go through with it no matter how much you don't want to. Either way, you have inspired me to try to make a difference.
Even if you cannot take my offer, I will still use my money or money donated through this page to pay for at least one abortion for a disadvantaged teenage girl each year for the rest of my life in the name of your mother. And in my will, I shall have a good portion of my estate turned into the Sarah J Palin Abortion Fund that will help girls from all walks of life from destroying their lives and our natural resources by having children.
You are not alone, Bristol. There are many of us out here who care.
Please show Bristol you care by either donating or signing the guestbook to let her know that there is true love for her outside of her current surroundings.
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has she said she wants this?
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Talk about posting something stupid just to get reactions out of people.
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love it.
as to the rest.........huh?
seriously. bit over the top to say the least. i DO feel for bristol - b/c who knows what she REALLY would like, and it does 'seem' as tho she really can't 'choose'.......but, bottomline...we don't know, and can only hope she really is making her own choice. i AM pro-choice but that article is just ridiculous really. and 'high-fiving' over such a choice? while i understand the relief in making such a choice for yourselves, it seems poor taste at best to word it as such.
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Did you read it? He has pledged $50,000 to Palin, which if she doesn't take his offer (of course she won't) he will use that money and others' donations to help underprivelidged mothers-to-be get abortions.
i wouldn't. what i fear is that rush limbaugh and sean hannity will, and then their millions of inbred moron listeners will too, and then obama will lose this election because this fucking idiot posted a dumb website to get some attention he never got from his mother and riled up all the rednecks in america to vote against the left.
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that it doesn't take much to rile up the rednecks of America. Pretty much anyone using multisyllabic words will do the trick.
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That is poignant and oh-so-true!
I did read it, and it's great the he will donate it. However anyone who gives money to him is a complete moron.
Talk about saying something extreme just to get some get publicity... Stanhope calls himself a libertarian, but actively advocating that someone gets an abortion, is about as anti-libertarian (and idiotic) as you can get.
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How so? Being a libertarian doesn't mean that you are an anarchist and cannot hold a belief and try to proselytize that belief.
Is it to get publicity? Well... Duh... He makes $$$ off of publicity because all he does is stand up comedy now. He needs to fill his seats.
But this isn't ONLY to get publicity. This guy is no Dane Cook or Carlos Menstealia. He has virtue.
So, there really are fates worse than death. It isn't just an expression after all...
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I have to admit, this part cracked me up!
Holy CRAP. That's funny.
i say, tough shit, bristol. millions of unwed teen mothers in the US are in the same boat. could be because their idiot parents refused to educate them about birth control. could be because they live in a state that makes a safe, affordable early abortion difficult if not impossible to get.
but look on the bright side- maybe we'll get lucky and see you and that dolt of a boyfriend on maury povich. bring your own chair.
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I am pro-choice, but these types of posts really annoy me... You are completely ASSuming all sorts of things but you have no idea what happened, or what the daughter did or did not know, and using it to support your view.
And why even bring abortion in the debate? I can understand if she has said that she would like an abortion, but she hasn't. Maybe she doesn't believe in it, maybe she is pro-choice but doesn't want an abortion, maybe they were using some form of birth control, maybe they weren't... But one thing for sure is, that WE DON'T KNOW. It's between her, her boyfriend and their families.
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That' was funny.
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yeah, yeah, i know all that. calm your ass down. i'm really replying to the assumption that the article made. you remember, the thing that started this thread?
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yeah, go "shoot shit for fun" instead. man.
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Very funny. If McCain/ Palin don't make it to White House, this poor kid will get the boot. I think they're only keeping him around for PR.
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