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Funnel Cakes are What's Wrong with America.

BetterRadioBetterRadio Posts: 189
edited July 2006 in A Moving Train
This decadance must be stopped. Only in this country would one fry dough and cover it with powdered sugar and other sweet sauces. When will they learn that this causes moral decay? In other countries and nations a sugar overdose would be incurred if one was to touch this fried culinary corruption. Do not give in to the crisp, tasty, warm, delicious heaven. You will only be selling your soul to the WTO and IMF.
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When to smile and just what to say
They say have your own fun...

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    DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,750
    BetterRadio wrote:
    This decadance must be stopped. Only in this country would one fry dough and cover it with powdered sugar and other sweet sauces. When will they learn that this causes moral decay? In other countries and nations a sugar overdose would be incurred if one was to touch this fried culinary corruption. Do not give in to the crisp, tasty, warm, delicious heaven. You will only be selling your soul to the WTO and IMF.

    Moral decay AND tooth decay all at once? I will hereby renouce this delicious devilry...
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
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    chopitdownchopitdown Posts: 2,222
    sweet...the more people that boycott them means more for me...so yes down with the funnel cake
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    azwyldcatsazwyldcats Posts: 698
    go for something like a healthy candy apple
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    soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    mmm... funnel cakes...
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    PJfanFORlifePJfanFORlife Posts: 138
    soulsinging wrote:
    mmm... funnel cakes...
    i second that...funnel cakes are delicious mmmmmmmm
    Guess I'll trn on music instead...

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    darkcrowdarkcrow Posts: 1,102
    i love funnel cakes! when i was in canada my aunt made it for me every day :D and then when she came over here a few months ago she made them a few times :D WOOOHOO TO FUNNEL CAKES
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    BetterRadioBetterRadio Posts: 189
    You must stop! The War on Funnel Cakes is needed to keep this country going in the right direction. The funnel cakes are infiltrating our children's schools. The newest enemy in this war is "cakebase" where the funnel cake is cooked down with super sugar and smoked. It is not the choice of the american people if they want to partake in this sugary confection but it is the duty of the government to regulate and criminalize all usage of funnel cakes.
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    When to smile and just what to say
    They say have your own fun...

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    ItsEvolutionBaby74ItsEvolutionBaby74 Posts: 490
    BetterRadio wrote:
    This decadance must be stopped. Only in this country would one fry dough and cover it with powdered sugar and other sweet sauces. When will they learn that this causes moral decay? In other countries and nations a sugar overdose would be incurred if one was to touch this fried culinary corruption. Do not give in to the crisp, tasty, warm, delicious heaven. You will only be selling your soul to the WTO and IMF.

    Yes, I have already recruited the candied-apple squad! Lol....stupid thread ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    _Crazy_Mary__Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    I have never understood the hype over funnel cakes. YUK!
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
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    BetterRadioBetterRadio Posts: 189
    ItsEvolutionBaby74 wrote:
    Yes, I have already recruited the candied-apple squad! Lol....stupid thread ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    The Geneva Carnival contract strictly prohibits war crimes against Candy Apples. Since the Great Sugar Spill of '74, the Squad has been protected to the teeth. Even if the teeth have cavaties.
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    When to smile and just what to say
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    prytocorduroyprytocorduroy Posts: 4,355
    I like my funnel cake with strawberries :D
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    BetterRadioBetterRadio Posts: 189
    danny72688 wrote:
    I like my funnel cake with strawberries :D
    Those red stains arent strawberries, they're blood! Blood from the bleeding wounds that are the morals of this country!
    They're gonna tell you where to walk
    When to smile and just what to say
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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    ahhhhhhh...in NY we have zeppolles. same fried, sugary goodness, different shape...but YUMMM. always a *must* at any italian festival during the summer. if they don't make greasy stains on the bag they give you, then they aren't as they should be. :p
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    moeaholicmoeaholic Posts: 535
    i'd be more concerned with the blooming onion than the funnel cakes.
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    sonicreducersonicreducer Posts: 713
    it's not the funnel cakes, it's the debbie cakes you should be concerned about,...
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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    moeaholic wrote:
    i'd be more concerned with the blooming onion than the funnel cakes.


    ahhhhhh...or evil incarnate: cheese fries! :eek: oh my! now i am getting hungry for decadent, bad, naughty food. damn you. :p
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    BetterRadioBetterRadio Posts: 189
    sonicreducer wrote:
    it's not the funnel cakes, it's the debbie cakes you should be concerned about,...

    is debbie a slut? i wonder if shes vegan. are care bears vegan?
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    moeaholicmoeaholic Posts: 535
    decides2dream wrote:
    ahhhhhh...or evil incarnate: cheese fries! :eek: oh my! now i am getting hungry for decadent, bad, naughty food. damn you. :p

    i really have to stop opening this thread. i'm on a diet and reading about all this "food" isn't helping.

    back to the raw carrot sticks. yum.
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    keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
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    sonicreducersonicreducer Posts: 713
    BetterRadio wrote:
    is debbie a slut? i wonder if shes vegan. are care bears vegan?


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    brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    Funnel Cakes are What's right with America.
    d'oh!!!!!!

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    BackwardsBlues1BackwardsBlues1 Posts: 152
    people, the real enemy is marshmallow fluff.
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    bryn_cmbsbryn_cmbs Posts: 407
    Deep-fried Twinkies.
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    One Song GloryOne Song Glory Posts: 710
    bryn_cmbs wrote:
    Deep-fried Twinkies.

    There's such a thing...?
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    DE JammerDE Jammer Posts: 26
    Let's see........

    funnel cake w/strawberries
    cheese fries
    zeppolles
    blooming onion
    deep f twinkies?

    sounds like a balanced meal- what's for dessert?

    mmmmm........chocolate, yes? fried?
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    SadPandaSadPanda Posts: 33
    Old fashion fun like funnel cakes is what is right about America .... Funnel Cakes were derived of the Penn. German/ Dutch culture I think (not 100 % sure there) ... and they kind of became popular with Carnival/ State Fair culture ........I do go to my state fair pretty much every September because I like to compete in the horticulture contests .......we always see the funnel cakes and candy apples for sale there ....

    that fair has been serving those since I can remember ....... Carnies and funnel cakes - they go hand in hand ! :)
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    PJfanFORlifePJfanFORlife Posts: 138
    decides2dream wrote:
    ahhhhhhh...in NY we have zeppolles. same fried, sugary goodness, different shape...but YUMMM. always a *must* at any italian festival during the summer. if they don't make greasy stains on the bag they give you, then they aren't as they should be. :p
    mmm zeppolles are delicious, I use to get them at this little italian joint down the street from my house in PA
    Guess I'll trn on music instead...

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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    moeaholic wrote:
    i really have to stop opening this thread. i'm on a diet and reading about all this "food" isn't helping.

    back to the raw carrot sticks. yum.


    hehehe..i hear ya...but i can't stop checking in. ;)


    mmm....zeppolles. :D
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    BlancheBlanche Posts: 247
    Funnel cakes and zeppoli RULE!

    It's the donut's fault.
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    bryn_cmbsbryn_cmbs Posts: 407
    One Song Glory wrote:
    There's such a thing...?


    Yes, they sell deep fried Twinkies at fairs in Kentucky. They also have deep fried Oreos.
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