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Good news for Christians!

ScubascottScubascott Posts: 815
edited February 2007 in A Moving Train
Jesus digs threesomes! . . . . and premarital blowjobs, fisting and anal sex.

http://www.sexinchrist.com

So, Have at it O ye children of the lord!

Note: I thought long and hard about whether I should post this. I don't like offending people for no reason, but in the end I decided it was too ridiculously funny not to share.
It doesn't matter if you're male, female, or confused; black, white, brown, red, green, yellow; gay, lesbian; redneck cop, stoned; ugly; military style, doggy style; fat, rich or poor; vegetarian or cannibal; bum, hippie, virgin; famous or drunk-you're either an asshole or you're not!

-C Addison
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  • ThumbingMyWay32ThumbingMyWay32 Posts: 1,224
    lol Who wrote that?
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    blasphemy!
    reigning champion

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    I love the internet.
  • western pearlwestern pearl Posts: 632
    Lol, wow!! That's some pretty crazy shit!
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
  • hailhailkchailhailkc Posts: 582
    cutback wrote:
    I love the internet.

    I love fried chicken and iced tea.
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  • PaperPlatesPaperPlates Posts: 1,745
    hailhailkc wrote:
    I love fried chicken and iced tea.


    I love hhkc.

    :)
    Why go home

    www.myspace.com/jensvad
  • hailhailkchailhailkc Posts: 582
    PaperPlates wrote:
    I love hhkc.

    :)

    I love PaperPlates. :p
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  • western pearlwestern pearl Posts: 632
    Ehhh. Get a room! Better yet, go fist yourselves!!! :D
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
  • PaperPlatesPaperPlates Posts: 1,745
    We share agape love, not man love.


    ;)
    Why go home

    www.myspace.com/jensvad
  • western pearlwestern pearl Posts: 632
    PaperPlates wrote:
    We share agape love, not man love.


    ;)

    :eek: Lol, agape love is a gateway to man love :eek:. Be careful.
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
  • PaperPlatesPaperPlates Posts: 1,745
    western pearl wrote:
    :eek: Lol, agape love is a gateway to man love :eek:. Be careful.

    I'm not scared. Have you seen hhkc? He's dead sexy. Either way, I come out a winner. ;)



    Okay............that was a little TOO gay.


    :p
    Why go home

    www.myspace.com/jensvad
  • sourdoughsourdough Posts: 579
    Praise the Lord! God is Good! All the Time!
  • western pearlwestern pearl Posts: 632
    PaperPlates wrote:
    I'm not scared. Have you seen hhkc? He's dead sexy. Either way, I come out a winner. ;)



    Okay............that was a little TOO gay.


    :p

    Hahaha. hey what you & hhkc do behind closed chatrooms is your business. ;)
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
  • PaperPlatesPaperPlates Posts: 1,745
    western pearl wrote:
    Hahaha. hey what you & hhkc do behind closed chatrooms is your business. ;)


    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
    Why go home

    www.myspace.com/jensvad
  • western pearlwestern pearl Posts: 632
    PaperPlates wrote:
    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    Not at all.
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
  • WindNoSailWindNoSail Posts: 580
    I think I am going to go check out some guilt free porn :)

    J/k (never know when my kids are going to read this)
    HOB 10.05.2005, E Rutherford 06.03.2006, The Gorge 07.22.2006, Lolla 08.05.2007, West Palm 06.11.2008, Tampa 06.12.2008, Columbia 06.16.2008, EV Memphis 06.20.2009, New Orleans 05.01.2010, Kansas City 05.03.2010
  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    Somebody needs to print this all out and send it to Jerry Falwell.
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    sponger wrote:
    blasphemy!

    The word 'blasphemy' is meaningless in the mouth of an unbeliever.
  • Rapunzel64Rapunzel64 Posts: 129
    This is a perfect example of how scriptures can be quoted and twisted to support any position.
  • ScubascottScubascott Posts: 815
    Rapunzel64 wrote:
    This is a perfect example of how scriptures can be quoted and twisted to support any position.

    I think whoever wrote that stuff was just trying to reconcile their own fantasies with their christian beliefs. Pretty damn funny from my perspective though.
    It doesn't matter if you're male, female, or confused; black, white, brown, red, green, yellow; gay, lesbian; redneck cop, stoned; ugly; military style, doggy style; fat, rich or poor; vegetarian or cannibal; bum, hippie, virgin; famous or drunk-you're either an asshole or you're not!

    -C Addison
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