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failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
edited July 2007 in A Moving Train
http://www.local6.com/news/13686443/detail.html
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    I can see a new wave of RRS Youtube videos.
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  • AbookamongstthemanyAbookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Is this the part where I get to play a 'very opinionated douche'? ;)
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  • parel jamparel jam Posts: 7,223
    failedpersephone wrote:
    http://www.local6.com/news/13686443/detail.html
    Wow...

    Any word on Muhammed? Or Boeddha? :)
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  • deadnothingbetterdeadnothingbetter Posts: 2,202
    aren't the waltons jewish?
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    Is this the part where I get to play a 'very opinionated douche'? ;)


    yup!

    c'mon have at it!


    "I dont see what is so blah blah blah about this..."

    hahahaaa or should I say Tee Hee Hee.


    oh! I know "muahaha!" :D (sarcasm for forums)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • AbookamongstthemanyAbookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    failedpersephone wrote:
    yup!

    c'mon have at it!


    "I dont see what is so blah blah blah about this..."

    hahahaaa or should I say Tee Hee Hee.


    oh! I know "muahaha!" :D (sarcasm for forums)

    I just don't have it in me to argue about walmart's sorry ass today.

    Sorry to let you down. :p
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    I just don't have it in me to argue about walmart's sorry ass today.

    Sorry to let you down. :p


    hahahaaaa...

    thanks - my post was originally just because i couldnt send the link via email to a friend of mine - and I wanted him to see this article...since he is on this site...well. anyway, I am getting a Moses figure if they have it. hahaaaa

    :o
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • AbookamongstthemanyAbookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    failedpersephone wrote:
    hahahaaaa...

    thanks - my post was originally just because i couldnt send the link via email to a friend of mine - and I wanted him to see this article...since he is on this site...well. anyway, I am getting a Moses figure if they have it. hahaaaa

    :o

    Does it come with a burning bush, ten commandmemts and all the frills? :D
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    Does it come with a burning bush, ten commandmemts and all the frills? :D


    wow, I hope so!

    I really want it because I say "mmmmmMoses, tha's right he can Part MY sea anytime" as a joke...friend's name is Moses.

    and he is really kinda shy. hahaaaa
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  • AbookamongstthemanyAbookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    failedpersephone wrote:
    wow, I hope so!

    I really want it because I say "mmmmmMoses, tha's right he can Part MY sea anytime" as a joke...friend's name is Moses.

    and he is really kinda shy. hahaaaa

    LOL!

    Really? His name is Moses? I'd look into getting that changed. No wonder he's shy. :p
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    :p hahahaaaaa...yeah, grew up in catholic school too so - he's heard em all. yet I keep going anyway.

    i'm a bit of an ass, really. hahahahaaaa
    :o
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  • thatirwinfellathatirwinfella Posts: 51
    they were being sold in australia last year. my brother bought a jesus and mary plush toy [with magnetic clasp hands so they pray] but there's also jesus on a motorbike [a holy david's- son perhaps bwhahahaha!!].

    they were being sold at kmart and target.
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    failedpersephone wrote:
    http://www.local6.com/news/13686443/detail.html
    ...
    Is Jesus going to be hanging next to the WWF Action figures in the toy section... or nearer to the toy guns?
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    thatirwinfella wrote:
    they were being sold in australia last year. my brother bought a jesus and mary plush toy [with magnetic clasp hands so they pray] but there's also jesus on a motorbike [a holy david's- son perhaps bwhahahaha!!].

    they were being sold at kmart and target.


    omg i want jesus on a motorbike. I will do ANYTHING for that item. oh my GOD...that is absolutely wonderful.

    i...speechless.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    what aisle are the wicken figures on?
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Are they selling this one ?


    http://cgi.ebay.com/BUDDY-CHRIST-DASHBOARD-STATUE-FIGURE-MOVIE-DOGMA-NEW_W0QQitemZ260139431824QQihZ016QQcategoryZ36565QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD10VQQcmdZViewItem
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  • AbookamongstthemanyAbookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Are they selling this one ?


    http://cgi.ebay.com/BUDDY-CHRIST-DASHBOARD-STATUE-FIGURE-MOVIE-DOGMA-NEW_W0QQitemZ260139431824QQihZ016QQcategoryZ36565QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD10VQQcmdZViewItem

    I bet Jesus prefers that one to the whole 'hanging from the cross' figure.
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    I just hope they don't make a 'Ninja Jesus' or a 'Commando Jesus' with a mini-bazooka/flame thrower. Jesus is probably crying already.
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  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    A couple of years ago for Christmas, I gave my brother-in-law a Jesus bath toy that walks on water :D
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    I bet Jesus prefers that one to the whole 'hanging from the cross' figure.


    Exactly !


    How outdated is the "hanging from the cross" :D


    "come down....get off your fuckin cross...."
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  • AbookamongstthemanyAbookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Exactly !


    How outdated is the "hanging from the cross" :D


    "come down....get off your fuckin cross...."

    and Jesus is all like 'Fine by me...I thought you'd never ask!' :p
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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  • crittablescrittables Posts: 342
    it's kind of annoying. but in the end walmart is pro poor so i'm not going to argue with them.
  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    hippiemom wrote:
    A couple of years ago for Christmas, I gave my brother-in-law a Jesus bath toy that walks on water :D
    THAT is fucking awesome.
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  • RushlimboRushlimbo Posts: 832
    Kids today are SO spoiled. When i was a kid we had to make our Holy action figures outta paper mache and popsicle sticks.
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  • Bu2Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    crittables wrote:
    it's kind of annoying. but in the end walmart is pro poor so i'm not going to argue with them.

    and yet can't allow their underpaid employees a union, then I'm not going to argue with any of you.
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  • stupidcorporatewhorestupidcorporatewhore Posts: 761
    where is the satan action figure?

    who is Jesus gonna open up a can of whoop ass on?
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