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edited October 2007 in A Moving Train
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071008/ap_on_re_us/pistol_packing_teacher

good for her.
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    MrSmith wrote:
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071008/ap_on_re_us/pistol_packing_teacher

    good for her.
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    I had some crazy ass teachers in High School... and since then, I banged a couple of gals who are teachers... and I would want them packing a .38 in their handbags.
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    i'd be more worried about the students. i think we should give teachers reason to execute kids in high school. maybe those pieces of shit would pay attention.
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    soulsinging wrote:
    i'd be more worried about the students. i think we should give teachers reason to execute kids in high school. maybe those pieces of shit would pay attention.
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    Like when the kids are falling asleep while the teacher is reading 'Great Expectations' aloud to them... she can fire the weapon over their heads so they'll pay attention.
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    Or when the Kintergarteners give the teach grief for having to take their nap... the teacher can hold the gun to their ear and MAKE them take a nap.
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    I think that's part of the whole, 'No Child Left Behind' thing... anyone that falls behind is shot... execution style. That'll keep the little bastards for not learning.
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  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    A good teacher can make reciting the phone book interesting.

    The shit ones are boring as hell no mater what they teach.

    Just another sign of the times in America it seems
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Cosmo wrote:
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    Like when the kids are falling asleep while the teacher is reading 'Great Expectations' aloud to them... she can fire the weapon over their heads so they'll pay attention.
    ...
    Or when the Kintergarteners give the teach grief for having to take their nap... the teacher can hold the gun to their ear and MAKE them take a nap.
    ...
    I think that's part of the whole, 'No Child Left Behind' thing... anyone that falls behind is shot... execution style. That'll keep the little bastards for not learning.

    that's what im thinking. more focused at high school kids though. i've been in inner city classrooms. those kids flat out don't give a fuck cos they know the teacher can't do shit. you give them power to pop off a few rounds into their shin for talking back, and maybe those kids would learn some respect.
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    soulsinging wrote:
    that's what im thinking. more focused at high school kids though. i've been in inner city classrooms. those kids flat out don't give a fuck cos they know the teacher can't do shit. you give them power to pop off a few rounds into their shin for talking back, and maybe those kids would learn some respect.
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    Plus... the ugly teachers can use their guns to force the 13 years olds to have sex with them.
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Cosmo wrote:
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    Plus... the ugly teachers can use their guns to force the 13 years olds to have sex with them.

    shit with all the perks we've come up with here, id consider a career change.
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    soulsinging wrote:
    shit with all the perks we've come up with here, id consider a career change.
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    I know...
    And instead of sending the toublemakers into the corner or to the principal's office... just shoot 'em. That would definately send a message to the other little sons of bitches who want to cause trouble.
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Cosmo wrote:
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    I know...
    And instead of sending the toublemakers into the corner or to the principal's office... just shoot 'em. That would definately send a message to the other little sons of bitches who want to cause trouble.

    now i wanna go home and watch the substitute with tom berenger...
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    "Oregon had a school shooting in 1998, when student Kip Kinkel killed his parents at home, then drove to school and opened fire in the cafeteria of Thurston High School in Springfield, killing two and wounding 25 others. "

    I find this little line particularly interesting. It seems like American teenagers are completely out of control. This is what total freedom comes to, you allow someone to take liberties, and they go and shit on you.

    Hell, i don't blame the kid. I blame the schools and i blame the government.


    oh, forgot to say, everything already went downhill for that school, so i think that woman deserves her gun, cause otherwise no one else will protect her
  • MarylandTeacherMarylandTeacher Posts: 233
    soulsinging wrote:
    i'd be more worried about the students. i think we should give teachers reason to execute kids in high school. maybe those pieces of shit would pay attention.


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  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Good to see somebody with that "far away look" in their eyes gets to carry a gun.
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    even flow? wrote:
    Good to see somebody with that "far away look" in their eyes gets to carry a gun.

    Right!

    She looks like she's in a drug induced coma. I'm sure she could hit a fly at 100 yards with her pistol though. Give me a break people! Considering most cops can't hit people 10 feet in front of them in the heat of the moment what makes Joe Public think they're such badasses?!
  • Uncle LeoUncle Leo Posts: 1,059
    Cosmo wrote:
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    I know...
    And instead of sending the toublemakers into the corner or to the principal's office... just shoot 'em. That would definately send a message to the other little sons of bitches who want to cause trouble.

    And imagine how much test scores would improve! I am sure there is a solid correlation between the low-scorers and the trouble makers. The more trouble makers you kill, the more the scores go up! We'd be back ahead of Europe and Japan.
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  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    you can tell that she just wants to be able to murder an entire classroom full of kids so they they can all be escorted to heaven by aliens on spaceships
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  • MarylandTeacherMarylandTeacher Posts: 233
    Cosmo wrote:
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    Like when the kids are falling asleep while the teacher is reading 'Great Expectations' aloud to them... she can fire the weapon over their heads so they'll pay attention.
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    OMG..rofl! that was funny as hell, Cosmo!

    Bravo! More!
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  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    Yeah... great idea.... lets bring guns into school. So does the teacher wear the holster/gun during class, or just keep it in her desk?
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    blackredyellow wrote:
    Yeah... great idea.... lets bring guns into school. So does the teacher wear the holster/gun during class, or just keep it in her desk?
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    You know... I went through the L.A. Unified School District and I had some GREAT teachers... and I also had some HORRIBLE teachers.
    When you set a precedent that allows teachers to carry loaded weapons onto campus... you will be allowing the future Mary Kay LeTourneau's and Pamela Smart's to do so... real stable individuals, huh?
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