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are you trying to tell me Jesus Christ...

my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
edited April 2007 in A Moving Train
can't hit a curveball :D
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  • YourBuddyYourBuddy Posts: 59
    nope, not with the holes in his hands
  • RushlimboRushlimbo Posts: 832
    Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill.
    War is Peace
    Freedom is Slavery
    Ignorance is Strength
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    up yours Jobu!
  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • OttOtt Posts: 403
    I just bought this DVD this week. I forgot how funny it was. GREAT one-liners throughout.
    'Give me some music; music, moody food/ of us that trade in love'
    -Shakespeare
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Forget the curve ball Ricky. Give 'em the heater.



    I can't tell you the number of times I've quoted that line or this movie in general. :)
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Well you may run like Mays, but you hit like shit.
  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    Hats for bats, keep bats warm.
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • Milhouse VanHoutenMilhouse VanHouten Posts: 755
    hippiemom wrote:
    Hats for bats, keep bats warm.


    I still see him as Serrano. I don't care if he's trying to sell me insurance or if he's the president of the United States.

    Speaking of the inability of Jesus to consistently hit a breaking pitch, what did you think of "Jesus Camp"?
    "Of course it hurts. You're getting fucked by an elephant."
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant.

    The post-game show is brought to you by...
    [searches through his papers]
    Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this "olé" bullshit!
  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    Milhouse VanHouten wrote:
    I still see him as Serrano. I don't care if he's trying to sell me insurance or if he's the president of the United States.

    Speaking of the inability of Jesus to consistently hit a breaking pitch, what did you think of "Jesus Camp"?
    It's sitting on top of the TV, I might watch it tonight :)
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • BrainofdzBrainofdz Posts: 1,617
    my2hands wrote:
    can't hit a curveball :D

    I usually walk him and pitch to Moses.
    "Stunned by my own reflection, It's looking back, sees me too clearly and I swore I'd never go there again, Not unlike a friend that politely drags you down,down,down"

    When you see me on the street, yell out "FAVO!!!"

    I've been to alot of Pearl Jam shows;So fucking what.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    [to Rexman] Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down a run and you've got the chance to be the hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head?
    [Rexman pops the ball straight up]
    Uh-oh, Rexie, I don't think this one's got the distance.
  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    was white?
    d'oh!!!!!!

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  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    JC watched Hogans Heroes. One the best shows ever.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl9kGi9G3gs
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    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
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  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
    My whole life
    was like a picture
    of a sunny day
    “We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
    ― Abraham Lincoln
  • FlaggFlagg Posts: 5,856
    You put snot on the ball?
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  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    blackredyellow wrote:
    Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

    i would come to :)
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    hippiemom wrote:
    Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.



    i just remembered that you are an Indians fan! i think?
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    "take over monty, i am signing out"


    "pop fly.........................caught"
  • Uncle LeoUncle Leo Posts: 1,059
    "This guy here is dead!"

    "Well cross him off then."
    I cannot come up with a new sig till I get this egg off my face.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    Uncle Leo wrote:
    "This guy here is dead!"

    "Well cross him off then."

    classic!
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    is hippiemom getting ready for the tribe's season by watching the dvd 3 times a day?
  • therovertherover Posts: 88
    "Juuuust a bit outside"

    "Tried the corner and missed."

    "Ball 8"
  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    my2hands wrote:
    is hippiemom getting ready for the tribe's season by watching the dvd 3 times a day?
    For years, I thought this movie would be the closest I'd ever come to seeing the Indians make the post-season. Then we had the glory years of the late 90s (no WS win, but just making it to October qualifies as glory in Cleveland). Now it seems we're mired in mediocrity once again, despite having a few truly fantastic players. Of course, compared to my childhood, even mediocrity is quite an improvement :)

    Three times a day might be overdoing it, but I do watch this at least a few times every season :D
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    my2hands wrote:
    "take over monty, i am signing out"


    "pop fly.........................caught"

    that's the second one ;)

    "you have no... you have no... MARBLES!!!"
  • FlaggFlagg Posts: 5,856
    Is anyone a Brewers fan? Does Bob Ueker still call the games on radio? I've always wondered if he is as sarcastic in real life as his character is in the movie.
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    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
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  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    you might run like hayes, but you hit like shit
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