Three Strangers Strike Up a Conversation

drivingrldrivingrl Posts: 1,448
edited August 2007 in A Moving Train
An e-mail forward I received from my Dad:

<< Subject: Three strangers strike up a conversation


Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger Lounge in Midland, Texas, awaiting their flights.

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Houston for a livestock show. The third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Texas State University from the Middle East.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, Crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face.

The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The West Texas cowboy shifts his Toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin." >>


Yikes. I love my Dad. He proudly served our country as a Marine during the Vietnam War, but after reading this, I'm glad he wasn't making any major tactical decisions.
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Comments

  • kinetickinetic Posts: 148
    dg,

    I wonder how many other Americans feel this way. It's startling.
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  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    I think it's funny.
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  • chopitdownchopitdown Posts: 2,222
    hehe. i love a good non-PC joke.
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