are there no creative, artistic, funny, clever PJ Fans left out there????

ok now that attention has been gained 
the 2nd issue of the PJ fanzine is not having the support it requires from the people that matter most... the fans!!!!
the 1st issue had a lot of downloads and feedback was good... ok it was heavier on some aspects and not on others but we can only put out the submissions we receive!!!!
to date the response for submissions has been poor... we need your concert memories, review an album of your choice by any other band, send in funny stories, jokes, cartoons, etch-a-sketches, PJ related anecdotes... write a short story about who you think PJ's best ever drummer is/was... whether you find PJ's early fashion and stage histrionics embarrassing
glue all your album covers to your face and get a friend to take a photo of it…. I’ve not even had anyone willing to be interviewed… I mean can the mighty BostonLou not even handle the might of my questions… c’mon people!!!!
christ!!!.... we even set a "design a Pearl Jam poster" so that freaks could feel included!!!
Now, we’ll extend the deadline for submissions if need be but if submissions don’t come forth then I’ll be forced to write half the entries and we all know how shit that would be so save me the bother and do something better so I can get on with issue 2
Lazy squishy faces that you all are
christ!!!.... we even set a "design a Pearl Jam poster" so that freaks could feel included!!!
I thought PJ fans might be more creative and clever but it would seem not...
so come on you ravers, you seer of visions,
come on you painters, you pipers, you prisoners, and SHINE!
yours gelatinously,
Dunk

the 2nd issue of the PJ fanzine is not having the support it requires from the people that matter most... the fans!!!!
the 1st issue had a lot of downloads and feedback was good... ok it was heavier on some aspects and not on others but we can only put out the submissions we receive!!!!
to date the response for submissions has been poor... we need your concert memories, review an album of your choice by any other band, send in funny stories, jokes, cartoons, etch-a-sketches, PJ related anecdotes... write a short story about who you think PJ's best ever drummer is/was... whether you find PJ's early fashion and stage histrionics embarrassing

christ!!!.... we even set a "design a Pearl Jam poster" so that freaks could feel included!!!
Now, we’ll extend the deadline for submissions if need be but if submissions don’t come forth then I’ll be forced to write half the entries and we all know how shit that would be so save me the bother and do something better so I can get on with issue 2
Lazy squishy faces that you all are

christ!!!.... we even set a "design a Pearl Jam poster" so that freaks could feel included!!!
I thought PJ fans might be more creative and clever but it would seem not...

so come on you ravers, you seer of visions,
come on you painters, you pipers, you prisoners, and SHINE!
yours gelatinously,
Dunk
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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I'm still working on my submissions. I know it's cutting it close but I had this liitle thing called a divorce that I had to deal with. I will have them to Ms. Haiku by Sunday
its ok... the deadline can be flexed a little
divorce... ok thats a valid excuse
Cool. I still have to do some work on the poster.