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Gay Bombs!!!

dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
edited June 2007 in A Moving Train
US military pondered love not war

The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4174519.stm
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    HAHAHA!!!!!! That would have been funny! :D:D:D
  • negationistnegationist Posts: 237
    brilliant. What will they think of next. Infra-red cruise missiles, tracking devices, armour piercing bullets!! Oh wait a minute........
    If Pearl Jam was a beer, they'd probably be the best beer in the world!!
  • Drew263Drew263 Birmingham, AL Posts: 602
    "The plan for a so-called "love bomb" envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops, "

    I believe this. I also believe in Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, and PJ touring the south this summer.
  • musicismylife78musicismylife78 Posts: 6,116
    its in these moments the paradox of military intelligence really sticks out like a sore thumb.

    How stupid is the military? Evidently pretty dumb
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Hey wow is this supposed to be proof that the US is actively developing chemical weapons?

    Isn't that just a tad hypocritical? ....
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  • Drew263Drew263 Birmingham, AL Posts: 602
    Cheguevara6 wrote:
    its in these moments the paradox of military intelligence really sticks out like a sore thumb.

    How stupid is the military? Evidently pretty dumb

    Is the military dumb or you for believing this crap?
  • RushlimboRushlimbo Posts: 832
    This would give a new meaning to "down in a foxhole".
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  • who's_pearljam?who's_pearljam? Posts: 2,104
    I live in a pretty cool eclectic artsy city neighborhood where everybody knows everybody, and there are a lot of gay guys around here.
    My nextdoor neighbor and his partner have some of the most amazing shouting and "you BITCH" fights I've ever heard, and I wouldn't want to get in the middle of those, so I'm not sure how much peace and love those bombs will cause! :D
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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Counter-productive. How do they think the Greek armies became so formidable? And the Romans? Answer: butt-love. Don't they know that Julius Caesar was described in his day as "...every woman's man, and every man's woman."


    They want to try these bombs on themselves.
  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Counter-productive. How do they think the Greek armies became so formidable? And the Romans? Answer: butt-love. Don't they know that Julius Caesar was described in his day as "...every woman's man, and every man's woman."


    They want to try these bombs on themselves.

    leave your lady on the cement floor...

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  • cincybearcatcincybearcat Posts: 16,492
    I think the islamic militants already have these chemical weapons. They've been using them for years on Catholic priests in an effort to weaken America's standing with christianity.
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  • VictoryGinVictoryGin Posts: 1,207
    i think i must have been hit with a gay bomb last weekend.

    sigh.
    if you wanna be a friend of mine
    cross the river to the eastside
  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    cincybearcat wrote:
    I think the islamic militants already have these chemical weapons. They've been using them for years on Catholic priests in an effort to weaken America's standing with christianity.

    Child molestation isn't gay as in homosexual. Not even in the same category.
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  • Alex_CoeAlex_Coe Posts: 762
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  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    VictoryGin wrote:
    i think i must have been hit with a gay bomb last weekend.

    sigh.

    did he leave you on a cement floor?
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  • VictoryGinVictoryGin Posts: 1,207
    gue_barium wrote:
    did he leave you on a cement floor?

    he?
    if you wanna be a friend of mine
    cross the river to the eastside
  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    VictoryGin wrote:
    he?

    Oh.

    I guess that was a good sigh.
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  • polarispolaris Posts: 3,527
    VictoryGin wrote:
    i think i must have been hit with a gay bomb last weekend.

    sigh.

    uhhh ... details? ... :p
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