Alien Invasion - BEWARE!
JOEJOEJOE
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It is becoming more obvious. I have seen them; have YOU?
We have been invaded:
These space aliens take the form of middle-aged fellas at concerts wearing their "uniform", which is a button-down short sleeve shirt with palm trees, Hotrods/flames, or busty pin-up models in martini glasses, as well as a pair of leather New Balance shoes, and a pair of stone-washed or prefaded/prewashed Levis! They seem to only visit our planet to attend concerts in the summer. They get their nourishment from beer, and it seems as if they must be holding 2 beers at once! Some of them even hold trays of nachos with their teeth whilst their "hands" are carrying their beer.
Beware..they will be at an outdoor amphitheatre near YOU this summer!
(Yes, it is Friday afternoon, and I am trying to kill time at the office!)
We have been invaded:
These space aliens take the form of middle-aged fellas at concerts wearing their "uniform", which is a button-down short sleeve shirt with palm trees, Hotrods/flames, or busty pin-up models in martini glasses, as well as a pair of leather New Balance shoes, and a pair of stone-washed or prefaded/prewashed Levis! They seem to only visit our planet to attend concerts in the summer. They get their nourishment from beer, and it seems as if they must be holding 2 beers at once! Some of them even hold trays of nachos with their teeth whilst their "hands" are carrying their beer.
Beware..they will be at an outdoor amphitheatre near YOU this summer!
(Yes, it is Friday afternoon, and I am trying to kill time at the office!)
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It's better than the Pearl Jam Fan uniform: middle age guys, bellies, knee high shorts, converse tennies, baked, obama shirts. they scare me more.