Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

flywallyflyflywallyfly Posts: 1,453
edited November 2006 in A Moving Train
"He had a tool in his rectum" -- goodness, I'll just leave that quote to stand on its own.......

Naked man arrested for concealed weapon
Sat Nov 4, 12:41 AM ET

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061104/ap_on_fe_st/armed_and_naked&printer=1;_ylt=ApHqTQ2MEVd_3Qne9QLr1MIuQE4F;_ylu=X3oDMTA3MXN1bHE0BHNlYwN0bWE-

A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

"When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said.

It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.
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  • PaperPlatesPaperPlates Posts: 1,745
    Rectum? Hell, it nearly killed him!
    Why go home

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  • the man was lying on a tree stump,masturbating beside a nature path.

    sounds like he is having a better weekend than me......hehehehehe

    and i notice he is from pittsburgh.......which is in the same state as philly....

    enough said.....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • the man was lying on a tree stump,masturbating beside a nature path.

    sounds like he is having a better weekend than me......hehehehehe

    and i notice he is from pittsburgh.......which is in the same state as philly....

    enough said.....

    Pittsburg is in KANSAS.

    Pittsburgh is in PA, the same state as Philly.
    The less you know, the more you believe.
  • hahahahaha
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • Jammin909 wrote:
    Pittsburg is in KANSAS.

    Pittsburgh is in PA, the same state as Philly.
    i was close....

    hehehehehe...................
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • hahaha
    i started reading this to my dad . . . until the tree stump part
    An ounce of deception
    Kills a pound of pain
  • hahaha
    i started reading this to my dad . . . until the tree stump part

    I just emailed the story to my dad too.

    Ridiculous story and brilliant reporting; "the man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path".
    The less you know, the more you believe.
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