Idiot Limbaugh

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  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    damn those midwestern people...and those middle aged folks...and men, and baldies, and nra members...

    so who's stereotyping?

    have you ever met a conservative?

    I was exagerating for effect there. I grew up in the midwest and was used to seeing these types with their Rush is Right! bumperstickers and t-shirts.

    Have I ever met a conservative? No, not yet. I've just seen them from afar. I now live in a commune with hairy lesbians in San Francisco. We are all vegans . I am so shameful of being a white male I tuck my penis between my legs and now call myself Nita. I hear conservatives are all so close minded though. It just gets me so mad!
  • MoreOn trivia is the funniest thing i've ever heard...

    http://www.moreontrivia.com

    I like him b/c he's funny...if you click on the link in my sig, you'd get that. I like him b/c i have the same personality and sense of humor that he has. Politics is the most important thing in my life....but things are so absurd these days, the only think you can do is illustrate intolerance by being intolerant.

    Yeah, I just have a problem getting into a routine watching no particular tv show. I want to, but I never get around to it. Not even recording them. Most of my intake is done through radio while I'm working.
    I will admit though, i am an idiot.

    I know. I told you directly to your face. In a demeaning, insulting kind of way.
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • gabers wrote:
    I was exagerating for effect there. I grew up in the midwest and was used to seeing these types with their Rush is Right! bumperstickers and t-shirts.

    Have I ever met a conservative? No, not yet. I've just seen them from afar. I now live in a commune with hairy lesbians in San Francisco. We are all vegans . I am so shameful of being a white male I tuck my penis between my legs and now call myself Nita. I hear conservatives are all so close minded though. It just gets me so mad!


    lol Shut up. You don't have a penis.
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • Purple HawkPurple Hawk Posts: 1,300
    gabers wrote:
    I was exagerating for effect there. I grew up in the midwest and was used to seeing these types with their Rush is Right! bumperstickers and t-shirts.

    Have I ever met a conservative? No, not yet. I've just seen them from afar. I now live in a commune with hairy lesbians in San Francisco. We are all vegans . I am so shameful of being a white male I tuck my penis between my legs and now call myself Nita. I hear conservatives are all so close minded though. It just gets me so mad!

    that was a damned good post :)
    And you ask me what I want this year
    And I try to make this kind and clear
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
    Cuz I don't need boxes wrapped in strings
    And desire and love and empty things
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
  • Purple HawkPurple Hawk Posts: 1,300
    I know. I told you directly to your face. In a demeaning, insulting kind of way.

    the thing is..you didn't. so again...i'm a little confused.

    so it seems like you like rush, but not beck...do you like ingraham?
    And you ask me what I want this year
    And I try to make this kind and clear
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
    Cuz I don't need boxes wrapped in strings
    And desire and love and empty things
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
  • the thing is..you didn't. so again...i'm a little confused.

    so it seems like you like rush, but not beck...do you like ingraham?

    I love Rush. He thinks and expresses himself exactly the way I do. I relate to him extremely well. Which of course means I'm a hate-filled asshole. I've read his books. I've listened for countless years; almost daily. I watched his TV show. Etc etc...

    I haven't really given Beck the time to grow on me yet.

    Matt makes Laura's show. I'm still utterly baffelled how anyone is capable of working a soundboard like that.

    And I'm completely certain this thread will never be locked for any reason whatsoever.
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • flywallyflyflywallyfly Posts: 1,453
    I actually listened to the show that day (i'm guessing you didn't) and thought it was a brilliant take, made me laugh.

    he has listeners b/c he says stuff like this, as a joke, to rile people like you up b/c you are so tense, guilt-ridden, and on the edge. he pushes buttons...and it's great when it works. he is a comedic genious...guys like colbert and stewart owe their style to rush's....but posts like this illustrate that you are so obsessed with your point of view that you can't laugh at the ridiculousness of the outrageous charges you often make.

    LOL. Paint your broad strokes on me, buddy. You have no clue. Another bright one to place on ignore.
  • LOL. Paint your broad strokes on me, buddy. You have no clue. Another bright one to place on ignore.


    You've never listened to his show have you? If you had, you would realize what a complete bafoon you're making yourself out to be. You literally have no clue what you're talking about.
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • flywallyflyflywallyfly Posts: 1,453
    You've never listened to his show have you? If you had, you would realize what a complete bafoon you're making yourself out to be. You literally have no clue what you're talking about.

    Have I listened to his show? No. Did I listen to the clip I posted? Yes. So if I didnt listen to his entire broadcast catalogue the last ten years and believe what you say that he called it a joke later on then I'm a bafoon? No. After all the dumbass remarks this man has made over the years there is no reason for me to believe otherwise, especially coming from you two hate spewers. Do you guys team up in other ways outside this forum?
  • Have I listened to his show? No. Did I listen to the clip I posted? Yes. So if I didnt listen to his entire broadcast catalogue the last ten years and believe what you say that he called it a joke later on then I'm a bafoon? No. After all the dumbass remarks this man has made over the years there is no reason for me to believe otherwise, especially coming from you two hate spewers. Do you guys team up in other ways outside this forum?

    You've never listened to his show. That's all you had to say. The rest means nothing to me.
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • flywallyflyflywallyfly Posts: 1,453
    You've never listened to his show. That's all you had to say. The rest means nothing to me.

    Goodness. Unpucker once in awhile and you might enjoy life. Everything doesnt have to be an argument.
  • Purple HawkPurple Hawk Posts: 1,300
    Have I listened to his show? No.


    Stop! You had me at "I'm closed minded"
    And you ask me what I want this year
    And I try to make this kind and clear
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
    Cuz I don't need boxes wrapped in strings
    And desire and love and empty things
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
  • Goodness. Unpucker once in awhile and you might enjoy life. Everything doesnt have to be an argument.


    lol See. What you don't understand is I'm the one that actually gets it. I'm the one having fun this very moment. Not ramming things down your throat I have no knowledge about.

    lol Adamently at that.
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • flywallyflyflywallyfly Posts: 1,453
    Stop! You had me at "I'm closed minded"

    Shit. Thanks for reminding me to put you on ignore.
  • Shit. Thanks for reminding me to put you on ignore.

    lol Just do it bro. Add me to the list. It'll save me from eventually becoming a really big prick. Sometimes I break my Leash.
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • flywallyflyflywallyfly Posts: 1,453
    lol See. What you don't understand is I'm the one that actually gets it. I'm the one having fun this very moment. Not ramming things down your throat I have no knowledge about.

    Then we are more alike than I'd like to admit because I dont get riled up on here. I'm melllllllloooooow. But I dont like you so no chance of friendship, sorry.
  • flywallyflyflywallyfly Posts: 1,453
    lol Just do it bro. Add me to the list. It'll save me from eventually becoming a really big prick. Sometimes I break my Leash.

    You can be a big prick if ya wanna. I honestly dont give a shit, it's a message board for Christ's sake.
  • Then we are more alike than I'd like to admit

    lol No. I'm not ramming things down your throat I have no knowledge about. Thusly, we're nothing alike.

    If you don't like me, you can kiss my unclean white ass. Pucker please. :D
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • flywallyflyflywallyfly Posts: 1,453
    lol No. I'm not ramming things down your throat I have no knowledge about. Thusly, we're nothing alike.

    If you don't like me, you can kiss my unclean white ass. Pucker please. :D

    Lol. Just visited your myspace page to try and understand what the hell you are. Did you pencil that beard on or use photoshop? LMAO !!
  • Lol. Just visited your myspace page to try and understand what the hell you are. Did you pencil that beard on or use photoshop? LMAO !!

    lol Don't look at me! I told the girl at the barber shop to shave it all off. She wouldn't do it... I'm well aware of my inability to produce manly features on my face. Oddly enough I paid her anyway and being the human being I am, kept it a few days over Thanksgiving. The ladies adore me though.....

    I actually love dogs too!

    It's a crying shame I don't have a face to go along with the gutty performance you've given in this thread... :(
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    Lol. Just visited your myspace page to try and understand what the hell you are. Did you pencil that beard on or use photoshop? LMAO !!

    I couldn't resist either! I was thinking he looks like a young Bocephus.
  • gabers wrote:
    I couldn't resist either! I was thinking he looks like a young Bocephus.

    Nowww you're talkin!

    Are the Pflugerville Panthers any good?
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • example.

    randi rhodes, al franken, noam chomsky, eddie vedder. they are filled with contempt and hate, from my point of view. if you honestly believe that rush is filled with hate, you have never listened to him.


    Anyone who reads out a list of gay men who died from AIDS and turns on the applause is just plain sick and hateful. I don't see the comedy, sorry. Please show me an instance where any of the examples you gave have did anything even remotely close to this.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • I'm on the liberal side of things, but I manage to stomach my way through his show every lunch hour. While I agree with the post that at least he can make his points without shouting, the constant hypocitical remarks that come from his show are just funny.

    After his show I do feel like popping some painkillers for the massive headache he gives me, which I'm sure he knows nothing about.
  • Purple HawkPurple Hawk Posts: 1,300
    Anyone who reads out a list of gay men who died from AIDS and turns on the applause is just plain sick and hateful.

    I must have missed that one. when was this?
    And you ask me what I want this year
    And I try to make this kind and clear
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
    Cuz I don't need boxes wrapped in strings
    And desire and love and empty things
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
  • Pacomc79Pacomc79 Posts: 9,404
    It's simply amazing the kind of parallels the guy tries to make.

    He picks the dumbest examples in sports.

    People hate Rex Grossman because he's a cocky arrogant lucky sun of a bitch who dosen't take his job or craft seriously.

    The same assumptions apply largely to Michael Vick for most of the same reasons. Not racism.

    He takes Rex Grossmans side over (racism?) and says the media is hyping Mcnabb because he is black?

    It's like he pays no attention at all. It'd be better if he just stopped commenting on sports.
    My Girlfriend said to me..."How many guitars do you need?" and I replied...."How many pairs of shoes do you need?" She got really quiet.
  • Purple HawkPurple Hawk Posts: 1,300
    Pacomc79 wrote:
    It's simply amazing the kind of parallels the guy tries to make.

    He picks the dumbest examples in sports.

    People hate Rex Grossman because he's a cocky arrogant lucky sun of a bitch who dosen't take his job or craft seriously.

    The same assumptions apply largely to Michael Vick for most of the same reasons. Not racism.

    He takes Rex Grossmans side over (racism?) and says the media is hyping Mcnabb because he is black?

    It's like he pays no attention at all. It'd be better if he just stopped commenting on sports.

    Either that, or people who didn't actually listen to him would stop being so overly sensitive, and consider the fact that he was making a joke, not an actual argument (WHICH HE ACTUALLY SAID AFTERWARDS!!!). But why take what someone actually says when it's so much more fun to attach what you THINK he said to him?

    In other words, It'd be better if people who didn't actually listen to him just stopped commenting on what he said.
    And you ask me what I want this year
    And I try to make this kind and clear
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
    Cuz I don't need boxes wrapped in strings
    And desire and love and empty things
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
  • Pacomc79Pacomc79 Posts: 9,404
    Either that, or people who didn't actually listen to him would stop being so overly sensitive, and consider the fact that he was making a joke, not an actual argument (WHICH HE ACTUALLY SAID AFTERWARDS!!!). But why take what someone actually says when it's so much more fun to attach what you THINK he said to him?

    In other words, It'd be better if people who didn't actually listen to him just stopped commenting on what he said.


    ok so what did he say afterwards? enlighten me.
    My Girlfriend said to me..."How many guitars do you need?" and I replied...."How many pairs of shoes do you need?" She got really quiet.
  • Purple HawkPurple Hawk Posts: 1,300
    Pacomc79 wrote:
    ok so what did he say afterwards? enlighten me.

    He said he was joking and wanted to get people in the media all riled up...mission accomplished here :)
    And you ask me what I want this year
    And I try to make this kind and clear
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
    Cuz I don't need boxes wrapped in strings
    And desire and love and empty things
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
  • He said he was joking and wanted to get people in the media all riled up...mission accomplished here :)

    Did anyone see the Ditto Cam? Was he wearing a flight suit when he said this?
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
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