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Why I Believe In God

willtupperwilltupper Posts: 70
edited September 2006 in A Moving Train
Because it's fun.

And doggone it...

SOME STUFF SHOULD BE! :)
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  • rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    She pisses me off from time to time.....but its my own fault when i fall into that learned helpness, or comfortable numb. :p
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    willtupper wrote:
    Because it's fun.

    And doggone it...

    SOME STUFF SHOULD BE! :)


    but all the bad things are even 'funner'

    drugs, booze, rock music, promiscious sex, orgies and sex, having sex whilst on drugs and booze and listening to rock music... and cakes... cakes are bad but fun


    compare that to one man shaking a tambourine singing "god loves us all (except those who dont belive in him, they will suffer in eternal damnation)" and 40 old people smelling of piss clapping, conmpletely out of time, whilst the vicar relates yet another story of daily life in some way to the bible...

    "you know, i was eating a bowl of cereal today and it occured to me that Jesus is the cereal and that we are the milk in the bowl... waiting to soak Jesus up into our very being, becoming bloated and soggy with Jesus' love... and that God is the spoon, coming down every once and a while to lift some of us up and taking us into his heaven... or stomach.. call it what you will"


    soooo.... yes i dont believe in it!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dissidentbehindthecdissidentbehindthec Posts: 100
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    but all the bad things are even 'funner'

    drugs, booze, rock music, promiscious sex, orgies and sex, having sex whilst on drugs and booze and listening to rock music... and cakes... cakes are bad but fun


    compare that to one man shaking a tambourine singing "god loves us all (except those who dont belive in him, they will suffer in eternal damnation)" and 40 old people smelling of piss clapping, conmpletely out of time, whilst the vicar relates yet another daily story of life in some way to the bible...

    "you know, i was eating a bowl of cereal today and it occured to me that Jesus is the cereal and that we are the milk in the bowl... waiting to soak Jesus up into our very being, becoming bloated and soggy with Jesus' love... and that God is the spoon, coming down every once and a while to lift some of us up and taking us into his heaven... or stomach.. call it what you will"


    soooo.... yes i dont believe in it!

    LOL wonderfully said. ;)

    I don't really believe in it either, but I have various reasons for that and they're all sort of vague and hard to explain. Nature. Nature is what I do believe in. And that's what matters most.
    Speaking as a child of the 90's....I never thought you'd habit.

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