Investment Advice

saveuplifesaveuplife Posts: 1,173
edited October 2008 in A Moving Train
If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42
left.

With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.

With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all ofthe beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.....
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  • mammasanmammasan Posts: 5,656
    saveuplife wrote:
    If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42
    left.

    With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.

    With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.

    But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all ofthe beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.....

    That's great. Now I know why my buddy at Bear Sterns has been calling me every Thursday and Saturday for the past few weeks to see if I wanted to go out and have a drink and by a drink I mean about 5-8.
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • saveuplifesaveuplife Posts: 1,173
    mammasan wrote:
    That's great. Now I know why my buddy at Bear Sterns has been calling me every Thursday and Saturday for the past few weeks to see if I wanted to go out and have a drink and by a drink I mean about 5-8.


    He's obviously taking his investment strategy seriously! Kudos to both of you.
  • saveuplife wrote:
    If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42
    left.

    With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.

    With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.

    But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all ofthe beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.....
    :) great post! :D
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