-----HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT in January 2009

newagehippie

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HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT in January 2009



Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House. She has waited so long..........

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"


Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."
Hillary says "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says,

"Go to the theater."

newagehippie

i guess no one thought it was the least bit funny??

miller8966

I thought it was funny...

jlew24asu

newagehippie wrote:

i guess no one thought it was the least bit funny??

I thought it was funny. its safe to say to arent related to other hippies in here

butters

Its more of a partisan rallying prose than a joke...

ledvedderman

I'm thinking it can go both ways and be just as (not) funny

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GEORGE'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT in January 2009



George W. Bush gets elected President and is spending his
first night in the White House. He has waited so long..........

The ghost of George Washington appears, and George says,
"How can I best serve my country?"


Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says George, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
George says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."
George says "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
George says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says,

"Go to the theater."

newagehippie

ledvedderman wrote:

I'm thinking it can go both ways and be just as (not) funny

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GEORGE'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT in January 2009



George W. Bush gets elected President and is spending his
first night in the White House. He has waited so long..........

The ghost of George Washington appears, and George says,
"How can I best serve my country?"


Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says George, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
George says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."
George says "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
George says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says,

"Go to the theater."

I completely concur......:D

jlew24asu

ledvedderman wrote:

I'm thinking it can go both ways and be just as (not) funny

well duh.

ledvedderman

jlew24asu wrote:

well duh.

Thank you Stephanie from "Full House"...

PaperPlates

.................she grabs the first male intern she finds and hands him a cigar, and says, "c'mon big boy, my turn"

Uncle Leo

ledvedderman wrote:

Thank you Stephanie from "Full House"...

How rude.

I think this joke has been around before. I've heard it about different people, primilly "W".

soulsinging

PaperPlates wrote:

.................she grabs the first male intern she finds and hands him a cigar, and says, "c'mon big boy, my turn"

now that's funny

if you're going to target a specific pol, it's got to get personal. you can't do a generic "insert leader here" joke cos everyone sees the flaws too easily.

PaperPlates

soulsinging wrote:

now that's funny

if you're going to target a specific pol, it's got to get personal. you can't do a generic "insert leader here" joke cos everyone sees the flaws too easily.

awwww shucks, ya makin me blush.